Red Pill Comedy Gold! Wife is scared of husband's rising SMV.

CriticalThink · 2016-03-27T11:25:43+00:00

What. Men have time to kill and are the new 1950s housewives? My brain can't comprehend the stupidity.

Vigilo_Infinite · 2016-03-27T12:43:29+00:00

lol wtf. I read the letter & response and I'm baffled. These women are looking to solutions to problems that don't exist. He wants to get in shape? Fucking good for him. He's found a focus. 90% of this is whining. Just complaining.

Is she annoyed that she has to do more work? Perhaps she could mention that to him and definately not take the advice from this nova-feminine woman mewing about objectification and 1950's housewives. Her advice boils down to;

My suggestion would be to stop with the drudgery of those meat-heavy, carb- free meals, the admin and the housework and liberate yourself from playing tertiary industry to your iron-pumping husband and see if that shakes him from his “self-respecting” reverie. If he doesn’t quit the body building when you’ve withdrawn all facilitating services, then you know he’s a lost cause until he signs up for weightlifters anonymous.

DONALD_IS_QUICKSCOPE · 2016-03-27T10:09:52+00:00

How do I read stuff like this without my brain snapping in half

lalicat · 2016-03-27T13:04:25+00:00

I started lifting and my wife loved it. We fuck almost as much as we did before kids. But 4-5x daily is hard to keep up post 30.

It comes down to the mentality of these women. Withdraw services. Pfft. My wife would never. That's why shes my wife.

I wouldn't put a ring on anything that thought that was ever an option.

EpicLevelCheater · 2016-03-27T17:05:10+00:00

You are not exempt from the rules.

Edit your post so that the link connects via archive.is. Until you do, this post will be taken down.

We will not allow shit-sites like the Guardian to benefit from the ad-revenue produced by our visiting traffic.

raceAround126 · 2016-03-27T12:21:18+00:00

This is the guardian. While my disgust is at boiling point in reaction to this horrendous piece of man-hating filth, I have to remember that this terrible socialist piece of toilet-paper worthy garbage is synonymous with "made up bullshit that supports the extreme leftist agenda". While I would wonder if this letter was even genuine and not a made up post-wall gynocentric fantasy to further the cause of the mighty feminazi clan, my hope is that the man is gaining enough self-respect to :

quit telling his woman that he's going to the gym to get self respect as he's apparently devoid of it
will react to this harpy's decision to withdraw her "services" with the only positive answer for himself. Which is, "Fuck you, lady!"

Anybody who lifts will know this: EVERYBODY, especially those closest to you, want you to stay where you are. In your box, in your bubble, perfectly fitting that label that they have made for you. Attempts to step out of that box or stray off the line is met with hostility and, especially from women, bribery and tears. The biggest people against you are your "loved" ones. It's terrible to admit but there it is. The only option here is that anybody who messes with your self improvement, whatever it may be, is not worthy of your attention.

Dis_mah_mobile_one · 2016-03-27T12:06:16+00:00

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RunawayGrain · 2016-03-27T13:36:22+00:00

Basically she sees him slipping off the chains, and has no idea what to do. She's already trying to frame it in such a way that its abusive to her. Dude's probably not actively applying dread, so he's not managing her very well. He needs to go bone her brains out before she does something stupid.

The_TRP_Account · 2016-03-27T15:06:52+00:00

What a shit pile of advice. Well, her actual advice was only one line long -- "stop being useful" -- so it's more of a single small turd. Only after bloviating tons of lies for a page and a half did she get there and push out that nugget. Here...

"If he doesn’t quit the body building when you’ve withdrawn all facilitating services, then you know he’s a lost cause until he signs up for weightlifters anonymous. Spending protracted time at the gym is no sin so long as you’re pulling equal weight at home. Anything else is a deal breaker.

Okay, so I went back to the message written by the wife. Nowhere does it she say she works, but the man is working. So where's the equal weight here? Sounds like the wife isn't working. (And even if she were working the same amount and pulling in the same money, doing half the house work would be considered "pulling equal weight.") Her "deal breaker" finale is advice to divorce him if he doesn't stop bettering/maintaining himself once the wife decides to stop cooking and cleaning.

So, in other words she is saying, "let the home go to shit, stop doing anything and become utterly useless, then divorce him if he doesn't do literally everything and have so little time that he can't maintain his own health." Jesus Christ, Cunty Frostrup. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. You're a disgrace.

(Edit: Went back and scanned 8 pages of comments. The number that have been removed is enormous. At least a fair number of people realize this is a joke. But their voices can't be heard.)

2oubledose · 2016-03-27T14:50:11+00:00

Young Mariella would get it.

thefisherman1961 · 2016-03-27T14:53:04+00:00

Yesterday I was texting a girl I'm dating and she was telling me that her friends think I'm hot. Then I told her I hit the gym extra hard today and she was like "Ok lol good for you". Then she said "I like you just the way you are, don't punish your muscles too hard." I laughed at her and said "Hahahahahaha good for you" then ignored her response

4 hours later she texts me again about how wet she is and how badly she wants my dick inside of her

BrunoOh · 2016-03-27T15:17:58+00:00

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PantsonFire1234 · 2016-03-27T15:47:55+00:00

Bet she's a fat whale and knows her hubby is opting to upgrade.

Moneyley · 2016-03-27T15:54:41+00:00

I smell troll! Lol so who was it? Someone here needs to fess up

cavscout55 · 2016-03-27T16:55:16+00:00

he jokes that he’s “off to get some self-respect” – but now I think he actually believes it…

see if that shakes him from his “self-respecting” reverie

Are you SHITTING ME? When did gaining self-respect become a bad thing? When did teachers start saying "And remember kids, don't respect each other or yourselves"? These people are getting so bat-shit insane they're actually beginning to complain about things that make a man physically and mentally healthy. Whether or not the question was a troll doesn't matter. The response wasn't. She really gave advice on how to stop someone's husband from working out and gaining self-respect. That's like being mad at someone for gaining confidence or happiness. What the actual fuck.

Johnny_Lawless_Esq · 2016-03-27T19:27:10+00:00

What do you expect? It's The Guardian.

Swanksterino · 2016-03-27T16:27:34+00:00

TIL;

The girls in my daughter’s class are going through a braiding frenzy at present, but it’s nothing compared to the hours of dedicated work the boys put in creating quiffs at perilous slants,

I couldn't believe it, I thought it was a typo, but today I learned there is an actual men's hairstyle called a 'quiff'.

How the fuck can this possibly be?

landon042 · 2016-03-27T16:15:12+00:00

Aw princess thought because she hit the Wall hard and leeched on to a man before Looks runs out That poor girl, he's right at his smv Max And she doesn't know what to do. And don't you for 1 second think about Going to the gym and improving yourself with Him! He Should stop making you "feel bad" By not looking so good and making you look Like a wrinkly inferior hippo in comparison.

On another note, to really blacknight her and get gains Do rich pianas curls/tricep exercise before bed. She would bring up the changes And try to initiate sex, when she does. Whip out 10lb dumbbell under bed and curl 5x20 Then tricep extension 5x20 barely rest. She will wonder WTF And hamster you're getting fresh pussy elsewhere.

Conclusion: as a young guy -18 couldn't imagine being married and seeing post wall wrinkled up womyn and trying to fuck loose pussy oh gawd, Thank you Trp

Rodion-Raskolnikov · 2016-03-27T17:45:07+00:00

Are you guys so bitter that you have to cut off your nose to spite your face?

GlennDoom82 · 2016-03-27T15:46:51+00:00

The dude referenced in the article is not helping out at home with the chores. You're supposed to do equal work around the house with yr wife. Even if you were out doing charity work, your poor wife would still be home constantly doing dishes and laundry. Men have got to help out at home more.

Title	Red Pill Comedy Gold! Wife is scared of husband's rising SMV.
Author	Rodion-Raskolnikov
Upvotes	176
Comments	81
Date	March 27, 2016 9:22 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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