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OK gents, here it is, the “How To Get Your Girl To Love Anal.” Post.

Summary

If you know how to treat an asshole right, it'll open right up for you.

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I have always been an “ass” man and ass sex has always been high on the list for me. I love anal sex with women. I don’t know exactly why and I don’t care why. It’s cheap and legal. It feels great. It’s a wonderfully depraved activity and let me tell you…once you “tap dat ass” properly, that girl will remember you forever.

It took me many years to perfect my routine for converting a GF or plate into an ass slut, but it works every time. Granted, there are some women that won’t allow themselves to enjoy it and well, that’s their loss. There are plenty more out there waiting to be converted. For them, it’s simply a matter of following my instructions below and she’ll be asking for it within a month or so. Sometimes it goes much quicker than that and you can always escalate the pace if she seems ready.

Careful though! Patience is key at this stage. One mistake and she’ll slam that door shut forever. Ever try it with one and have her say “Anal? Oh yeah, no way. There was this one guy once who just shoved it in and….”.

Please don't be that guy. It makes a lot of work for me later on when I get her to my place. Sheesh.

Women’s reticence towards offering up their buttholes for fuckage is twofold. First there is the pain aspect. That takes time and patience to overcome. Secondly there is the cleanliness aspect. That one is really easy.

The asshole/anus/sphincter has many times more nerve endings than the pussy or nipples or any other erogenous zone except her clitoris. The possibility for pleasure is immense. What you want to do is gradually get her to “eroticize” her ass. It is a muscle and can be trained. Again, patience will be rewarded. Ever tear a muscle? How long did it take to heal…for-fucking-ever? That’s right, so don’t go barging in there or you will have blown it.

Start by getting your fingertip wet (pussy juice, saliva, lube) and start touching her asshole every time you have sex. Wait until she is warmed up. Wait until your cock is stuffed up in her. Rub little circles on her asshole. Do not push inside yet…at all. Tease her. Do it and then stop. Put her on top and do it again; little circles. Then stop. Start worshiping her ass. Tell her how much it turns you on etc. Give her little spanks whenever she bends over, public or private. Be discrete but do it. Tell her how sexy her ass is. When she is undressing in front of you, stop her when she has her panties still on and tell her to turn around. Admire her ass and tell her how sexy it is. Smack it. Not hard, just a hard pat. Tell her “I’m gonna fuck that sexy ass”. Ignore her reply…unless it is “When?”. If she says when, just say soon.

When you’re out with her, pull her into a dark alley or corner, make out with her and slide your hand down her pants or up her skirt and grab that ass. Push in on her asshole through her panties but again, no entry. By now she should be associating her ass with sexiness and pleasure. Next it’s time to tell her you’re going to fuck her hot ass like a pornstar (or whatever words fit your relationship). Tell her you want her to get clean and offer you her ass. Go online (Netflix n chill?) and show her this.

Explain to her that her asshole has millions of nerve ending like her clitoris. Tell her to think of it like having her clit wrapped around your cock as it slides in and out. You should’ve already bought the “magic wand” and installed it in your shower. I just leave mine installed all the time. It’s great for washing out the shower stall too..lol.

By now she will be willing to try. If she’s not, you’ve done something wrong and just start over. If she says “maybe”, tell her next time she’s over. Always keep her wondering and wanting. Never push it on her “like that last guy”. When she’s game, tell her to get in the shower (after using the toilet if necessary of course) and squat down with the wand streaming warm not hot water, and insert it up her butt. Tell her to make sure she “is pushing out” while inserting because if she just stuffs it in her ass, too much water will go too deep inside her and will come back out exactly when you don’t want it to.

Kapiche?

The best next step is when she gets out, tell her to insert a small buttplug. Give her silicone based lube or coconut oil and leave her alone unless she says “you do it” in which case you better go slow! Better that she does it to herself the first few times.

Plug in? Now forget about it and make out with her. Tease her in whatever way works for you. Fuck her with the plug in her ass. Have fun. When she says “why didn’t you fuck my ass?”, tell her “all in good time”. Next time? Same routine except this time, send her home with the plug and tell her to be wearing it when she meets you for drinks at the …” She will be so ready when you get home, she’ll be asking for it. Now it’s time to warm her up well again, do some fucking and sucking, always play with her clit like she does. (You were watching the last time she got herself off weren’t you?).

Are you getting the picture?

Finally, pull that plug out very slowly and start rubbing your cockhead around her asshole. Start slipping it in a half inch and back, an inch and back. Do NOT, I repeat do NOT jam it in or all your patience will have been for naught. She will let you know if she wants it all in. She may even just pull you in. If so, you’re off to the races. If not, you need to go so slow it’ll kill you, but remember…this is ass TRAINING. Once trained properly, she’ll be bending over and asking for it and prep time will be 10 minutes, not three weeks. Lots of lube! Start with tongue, then fingers, then plugs, then the D.

Conclusion

The asshole is a very erotic place but has it's own rules. Play with them and they'll reward you well. Ignore them and it will slam shut and your woman will forever call you "that guy" and never, ever, let you try again.

TL;DR Anal? Take forever, tease her, eroticize her ass, start with fingers, then a plug, then very gently fuck her with the D. After the first few times you can go back to your brutish ways.