This story stands out. Women using Tinder to con men into doing chores.

The 47-year-old, who has been dating in NYC for the past 20 years,

Oh for God's sake fellows.

“I’ve tried speed dating and all the dating apps, but every time I put my real age, all I get are idiots and losers,” Bloom, a publicist, tells The Post. “I figured, why not make them useful and have them help me around the house?”

They are losers and idiots....why not make them useful.

“I wasn’t attracted to him, but he was very forthcoming,” she says. She messaged him, saying she was only looking for someone to come over to install her air conditioner,

No! She didn't mislead him at all! She was "very forthcoming..." Because, like women are always forthcoming and nobody has EVER told us that choreplay can work. No! You just have to wash ENOUGH dishes for it to work. LMFAO.

So...after laughing at guys who fall for choreplay, OF COURSE we have to add the obligatory one half of the article to justify choreplay and provide examples of how choreplay really works! Really guys, he didn't install a BIG ENOUGH air conditioner.

“If a man thinks waxing a woman’s floors will get him action, why not?” says Marni Kinrys, writer of LA dating blog wingGirlMethod.com. “This could be a great starting point for both parties to get to know each other.”

She is now on my shit list. Exploitative cunt right there advising men how (not) to get laid.

Of course we KNOW that it sometimes works:

For some, using Tinder as a one-stop shop for handymen has the added bonus of leading to romance.

“I sent him a selfie of me sweating in my room, and he came over like a knight in shining armor,” says Lori of her now-boyfriend, Andrew, 28, whom she met on Tinder in 2014 when she was looking for someone to install her air conditioner. “I think men really like a damsel in distress,”

Sure we do darling. So long as we get to fuck the princess later. That is OUR happily ever after.

TLDR:

  1. Don't be a dumb ass and fall for this because I promise you she will laugh about you with the next guy whose cock she sucks for a chance to be treated like the dirty whore that she is.

  2. Nothing but tricks and hoes. Don't forget fellows.