What you're missing out on if you're not on Tinder

phathack · 2016-07-05T10:40:55+00:00

A princess and have two kids? The bitch should be on backpage placing her ad for a rate of 50$ for 15 min instead, of being on Tinder GTFOH with that bullshit.

blue_magoo_62 · 2016-07-05T11:17:18+00:00

I am now accepting tributes and offerings. only candidates who are charming and genetically and financially suitable will be considered successful and will be worthy of even one word from me, for I do not communicate without being suitably impressed. should you pass this stage you should treat me like royalty I, like royalty, am special simply because of who I am, I am above eveyone else and never learned that hard work and good relations elevate people. I was simply born superior to everyone else and why should I have to work. Should you continue to impress me you can then start contributing to the duties of keeping alive the offspring of the last two men who found it so very difficult to be around me that they would rather abandon their children. I say "keeping them alive" rather than "raising them" as thats mostly what ill be doing. you may try and teach them values and manners and sit and help with homework should you wish but I will unpick those stitches every day with my foul selfish attitude and values. mothering to me is putting in DVDs and cooking from frozen boxes. Anyone wanna hole?

justiceavenger · 2016-07-05T10:56:14+00:00

Those poor boys. How much you wanna bet they each have a different father and have never met either of them.

RPangerandacceptance · 2016-07-05T13:35:34+00:00

Too many thirsty men

Ornim · 2016-07-05T12:23:24+00:00

"Looking for a potential relationship"

Didn't know relationship == financial support.

MrMischiefVIP · 2016-07-05T10:27:31+00:00

Did I read that right? Two children at age 22?

Badadviceforfree · 2016-07-05T12:51:31+00:00

You could be her 3rd baby daddy! Based on the 2 kid emoji having different skin colors at least.

Five_Decades · 2016-07-05T13:15:18+00:00

Its sad that guys will forgive all that shit if she is hot..she seems worthless to me. Id rather have a wank

victor_knight · 2016-07-05T14:05:37+00:00

Thanks, but while some men are wasting precious time, money and energy trying to woo average-looking chicks on Tinder, I'll be balls deep into a hot escort within the hour.

My-Name-Is-No-One · 2016-07-05T16:46:17+00:00

Man - I remember sites like OK Cupid and PoF and etc were disgusting enough as it is back when they were new phenomenons, but the stuff I've seen from Tinder is absolutely desperate and disgusting.

Teflon0819 · 2016-07-05T17:48:21+00:00

Women have always relied on men putting up with their shit, but now that men are rapidly beginning to refuse to do so, it's putting women's whole house of cards in jeopardy. It won't be long before the most common tone of these Tinder profiles goes from "haughty spoiled princess" to desperate pleas for attention and support. Men will end up becoming the "choosy" ones.

The value of the sexual marketplace has been decimated by women's "sexual liberation", but men still stand guard at the gates of commitment, the value of which will only continue to increase so long as women "fuck for free".

Men's apathy is women's worst nightmare, but women are either too proud or dumb to realize it as they continue to disenfranchise more and more men from a system that women are hopelessly dependent on.

We live in interesting times when you think about it. The quickening erosion of a once great civilization doesn't happen every day in human history, and yet here we are witnessing it.

evohans · 2016-07-05T14:44:50+00:00

prime example of /r/ChoosingBeggars

Treeclimber3 · 2016-07-05T13:12:39+00:00

I understood most of the little images, but what's up with "I'm a sub monkey heart"?

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2016-07-05T14:30:44+00:00

I see this all the time that women don't message first. Yet they are on dating sites. Could someone please explain.

Benny757 · 2016-07-05T15:12:37+00:00

Now that's an absolute shit storm disaster there. Makes me ill just looking at it. Think of the soul sucking death to any guy that comes across her for a taste...

RationalistFaith1 · 2016-07-05T17:25:54+00:00

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TheSpiceMustAirflow · 2016-07-05T19:18:37+00:00

Total princess? too bad she has kids, I really needed someone to marry the french and secure me an alliance.

2016-07-05T11:23:01+00:00

:::shivers:::

XrtaMayoNoCheese · 2016-07-05T17:22:31+00:00

This post gave me cancer

Random-Reddit-Lurker · 2016-07-05T20:18:44+00:00

Lol, this could very well be my Ex's Tinder profile in a few years.

JustADudeInSpace · 2016-07-05T22:12:35+00:00

But wait! She has a Instagram you can follow and fawn over her.

Mgtowmike35 · 2016-07-06T01:20:42+00:00

What does "I'm a sub" mean?

aanarchist · 2016-07-06T03:15:19+00:00

eww /thread

BevTheManFromDownUnd · 2016-07-06T10:57:16+00:00

I have 2 boys

Questions are :

Are they from the same father?
You better be able to suck 2 or 3 golf balls through a straw before I commit to taking care of you and your merry band.

Title	What you're missing out on if you're not on Tinder
Author	mgtow89
Upvotes	174
Comments	74
Date	July 5, 2016 10:10 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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