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[–]bluegrayandgreen237 points238 points239 points 4 years ago (54 children) | Copy Link
I’ve never dated a woman who could cook. Some have claimed they can cook, but never proved it.
[–]debanked197 points198 points199 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
My favorite was a girlfriend who said she made this great chicken dish, she went on and on about it. After months she finally 'made' it. She asks me to help by cutting the chicken and boiling some rice. she finally starts browning the chicken then proceeds to pour in a pre-made sauce, that's her great chicken dish
I'm like, wtf
[–][deleted] 107 points108 points109 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I too can make some great microwave meals.
[–]Section-2088 points89 points90 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My ex was an awesome cook...she could push buttons on a microwave like nobody's business!
[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Impressive. Could she also turn the oven to a temperature and put things inside it for whatever time period was specified on the box? Its like a whole new level of cooking.
[–]Section-2023 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She would have had to know what an oven was, first...aaaand understood grade school math?! That's waaay too much pressure to put on a strong and independant woman!!
[–]fuckoffplsthankyou10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Prepackaged help, I used to call it.
She got mad too.
[–]timleykis3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, you know Chef Mike as well ;)
Not only can I cook but I can catch, gut and cook my food..show me the woman that can do that!
[–]StingRayFins26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's what 99% of them think as cooking. Buy one of those helper or premade boxes, boil the content with the water, then pour the powder or mix into it.
"I cook all the time" and "I'm great at cooking"
I'm not downplaying their ability to do that but I don't consider it cooking. Cooking for me is buying your own ingredients, preparing it with knife and seasoning, then cooking it into a cohesive meal.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not downplaying? You a simp? It aint cooking at all. They're pqthwtic and cant cook. That shit is for those who cant cook.
[–]StingRayFins2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agreed. And no, not a SIMP.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My bad. Glad to hear . for your sake. Was worried, sounded like some blue pill residue. Honest mistake. So yeah, downplay it. Frankly I shamed a woman whenever one used to proclaim, arrogantly usually too..filled with pride, that she can "cook" well..when she literally didn't even know what cooking means.
[–]some1arguewithme12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No one can rehydrate a pizza like you mom.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm old enough to get that reference LOL
[–]Ibelieveallwomen5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How did it taste though?
[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Women these days are so proud that they can’t cook. It’s like they trying to run away from old stereotypes.
No you idiot bitch.... it’s so you can eat healthier for cheaper. And the whales wonder why they can’t lose weight. lol
[–]buttphalt18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Thats like being proud that you cant change a tire
[–]ShiftyShapeshifter18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Once knew a girl who was super proud of never having pumped her own gas.
[–]Zero-Milk21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Imagine being proud of your own incompetence. Yikes.
[–]PinBot11387 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Learned helplessness is the cultural norm in the states.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Funny story. Saw a woman outside my workplace kept going in/out of my place. Waiting for a tow truck for 4 hrs at 2 am. I could have took 15 mins to change out her flat tire......., I just watched, drinking my coffee. Not going to dirty my uniform. Saw that story where a girl accuse of sexual harassment for helping out.
Fuck that.
[–]buttphalt0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oof. Nothing worse than a dirty uniform/Apron.
Only find crud where I wipe my knife on my apron
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[–]buttphalt-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I gotta start somewhere and do something. My schooling aint gonna pay for itself chief
Even if my uniform was dirty as fuck, not helping.
[–]Section-200 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, he was fired from his job, and his wife left him, even though it was proved that she lied, his wife and job wouldn't have him back. So yes, fuck that!
[–]Paladin290311 points12 points13 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. They can’t cook and they constantly order high salt, high poisonous ingredients, high fat, high calorie dogshit from UberEATS or DoorDash. Yea, gee, I have no clue why you’re always bloated and you can’t lose weight, “Meegan.” 🤦🏻♂️
[–]AdmiralTypeZeo53 points54 points55 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I have seen the "conservative" girl in class not knowing how to break an egg and boil pasta. How much of an idiot you have to be to not know how to boil pasta. Meanwhile this girl watched ton of movies with chef scenes. Praise lord I found mgtow.
[–]Ibelieveallwomen10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Salt the water
[–]jself12343 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Always
[–]Wodan18 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the olive oil once it's cooked or alternatively throw into ice cold water. Reasons for doing this is to prevent the pasta from sticking together.
[–]Obio10 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Rinse with cold water.
[–]schroedinger110 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But doesn't olive oil have less boiling point?
[–]coagulated_cumquats2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Works better if you put canola oil in the water before adding the pasta, the salt can tend to dry out the pasta
[–]Section-2031 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
The strange thing is, cooking really only requires two things...the ability to read, and follow directions. (a bit of patience sure doesn't hurt) and even if you don't know your way around a kitchen...most meals can still be made in well under 30 minutes.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Most women can't follow simple instructions.
[–]BertTheWelder1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah. They choose not to because it’s easier to get someone else to do it for them.
When we say that women can’t do A, B, or C, we’re letting them off the hook for being lazy. Doubly so if we say they can’t do something that women used to do 50 years ago, like cook or keep a house. Outside of some extreme physical activities, women can do just about everything that a man can do. They CHOOSE not to because they know someone else will always be around to do it for them.
Yes that's right, they can but they won't.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That is their strategy. Fuck up so bad, men will take over. I know because I used the same strategy
We gotta all use it, let the simps do the work until they get tired and then we reach equilibrium.
[–]Wodan14 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also, a bit of experimentation goes a long way. Me for example, I started adding a little bit of sugar to my bolognaise sauce recipe to simulate the sweetness of Italian tomatoes. I also add cheese to enrich it and a drop or two of Worcestershire sauce for some spicy acidity.
By the way, I make most of my food from scratch and only use pre-made sauces for lasagne (the white sauce) and pasta bake (I treat myself with this one, its not healthy but it tastes delicious).
[–]escalover15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had to teach all my girlfriends to cook. I thought it just came with being an adult. Apparently not.
[–]slamdunktiger8610 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the new great white buffalo
[–]o0perfect0o9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had one girl invite me over so she could cook for me, and then we fucked. I felt like I was in a different dimension.
But that was that. She was honest about fucking. And therefore a slut. Honesty is the best policy.
No other girl has impressed me like that. No drama, just food and fuck.
Still AWALT though. lol
[–]Section-205 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Think of women that can cook, like Bigfoot sightings...we hear about them all the time, but there's never any real proof!
[–]0signal05 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of the girlfriends I've had were able to cook but only 3 liked to do it and only two were really good at it.
The perks of dating Slavic women😜
[–]Mad_King3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am from a conservative third world country and the ones which can cook are doing average actually. I am an engineer and I can cook average by myself if I dont know how to cook and follow a guidelines for cooking. If I knew something very well then it is not a professional cook level but it is somewhere between pro and average. Why the fuck I need someone who knew at most my default level of understanding about anything? You need to add a value to me to marry. I can take care a cat just because it is cute. This centuries females do not understand the requirements of this centuries to live a decent life. I would rather live alone than someone who add no value to me and juat to fuck and company me. I can masturbate and be social at the same time, this is pretty same for my last relationship. Note: I am 30 years old software engineer guy.
[–]Roninizer3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a masters degree in culinary arts and my last girlfriend decided to call her mom and ask her how to make chicken salad, instead of just asking me, who was sitting in the other room.
[–]gantz_au105 points106 points107 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Speaking of which, if you're male, you best learn how to cook because no one else is going to be able to do that for you unless you pay them. In the long run, it's smarter to learn how to do it for yourself.
All the things we use to delegate to women can easily be done yourself thanks to technology.
About the only thing men can't do by themselves is procreate, but if the collapse doesn't catch up to us, perhaps there will be a technological solution for that down the road too.
[–]MrCarepig62 points63 points64 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Cooking is fun
[–]LongTimeOn19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same. I love to cook. My ExW couldn't cook for shit. I make it a point to feed our kids fresh veg and homemade dishes with good ingredients as I know all they will eat at mom's is chips, fish fingers and whatever goes into the microwave. She even used to ask the kids to bring home any leftovers so she could have some....cheeky bitch.
[–]magicmikefx0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep my wife still tries that move. Bring me a plate.
[–]Section-2018 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's edible art.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I find cooking incredibly peaceful, almost meditative. I put some music on, gather all the ingredients, get out all the utensils I need, then get to work. Before I know it, hours have passed and I have a delicious meal with plenty of leftovers that I freeze up for the rest of the week.
[–]ripp1027 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I asked my mother to teach me everything I need to survive alone. So I can cook, clean , repair ecc. To this day it’s the best decision I have ever done.
[–]Roary931 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. I did the same about 10 when my mum would make biscuits and food. Same with when my dad did. I love watching the cooking channels too to learn new things and now am a pretty good cook. If you want a great no bake cheesecake recipe, hit me up. 5 ingredients in the whole thing.
[–]ripp1021 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sent a PM. I’m curious as I love desserts
[–]Roary930 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn't get a PM unfortunately (haven't had one in the last few months), so will post it here. Probably a stuff up with Reddit or some setting I've got tickets off wrong.
Lemon Cheesecake
Ingredients: • 500gm Cream Cheese (I use Philadelphia) • 1 packet Arnott's Scotch Finger Biscuits (can buy on Amazon if they aren't sold in stores where you are • 1 packet Arnott's Buttersnap Biscuits (can buy on Amazon as well if not sold in stores where you are) • 1 tin condensed milk • 3 1/2 tablespoons butter (about 50-60grams) • 3 Lemons
Method:
Use a blender or food processor (or even a ziplock bag and rolling pin) to blend the biscuits into a fine-ish powder (sand consistency mainly, I do about 6 biscuits at a time with a blender to not get large chunks and then fine powder bits as the blender doesn't fully hit them all). Once done, melt butter and combine evenly using a tablespoon to get the consistency of slightly wet sand. Press into a dish and put in the fridge or freezer (freezer if you're strapped for time, fridge if not)
Juice the Lemons and pass through sieve into a cup or bowl and set aside. Add cream cheese into the mixing bowl (you'll want a large one), break it up with a knife and put in half the lemon juice. Using electric mixing beaters and thoroughly beat it whilst scraping the sides until silky smooth (usually takes about 10mins for me).
Add in the condensed milk and blend U til fully combined. At this stage it will taste more condensed milk than lemon, so add about a third of the left over juice, blend and then tweak it to how lemony you want it. It's a fine line between tasting more condensed milky and tasting too lemony. Also remember that when it sets in the fridge that it will lose about 10-20% of the lemon taste. This also depends on how juicy the lemons are.
Once fully blended to you flavour liking, porn mixture I to the set base and out back into the fridge for a minimum 4 hours (can speed process up by putting into the freezer for half hour). If any mixture left over, eat from the bowl. It's the best bit.
Once done, cut a piece out and enjoy, either by yourself or with others. Cutting it out might be difficult. I usually case the dish with cling wrap and then out the mixture in, and before putting the filling in, peeling the glad wrap from underneath, lifting the base out of the dish and unwrapping it fully before putting the base back in the dish and then the filling into the base
Can also sub the lemon out for orange and grate chocolate on top afterwards.
[–]ripp1020 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is a simple but really good recipe. In my grandmother tiramisù you can follow any recipe you find on the quantity but the most import aspect is this:
•1 Use must use mascarpone
•2 In Italy for the biscuits are used Savoiardi which is a type of biscuit that is very well suited for being submerged on liquids so you should find a type we’re you live that characteristic
•3 Based on type 2, every passage were you do Mascarpone, then biscuits the Mascarpone again, those biscuits must be submerged fully in a mix of cold coffee (expresso) and RUM (YES RUM). That’s what will make it feel very good trust me
•4 To counter the sweetness of the rum in the final passage (which must be mascarpone) you must put 100 Cacao chocolate powder (So not sweet). Believe you’ll love this
[–]Paladin29034 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True, but my prediction.....within 7-8 years, they’ll have a cooking robot that will do that.
[–]The-Bull892 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's ok theres men in white coats who are developing ways to procreate without women as we speak. In fact they probably already have methods to do it now, legislation is holding us back though.
[–]sd4c2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, it tastes better than when a woman cooks it anyways. Because you can customize the ingredients to your liking
[–]devok11 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I buy my meals premade , life too short to cook.
[–]kfree31377 points78 points79 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
“My body my choice” aka “I’m a whore and you can’t tell me to stop”
[–]generic-affliction15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And all her choices are just wrong
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Fine by me. You wain't gettin any penis or kids outta me.
[–]sd4c7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good man
[–]InternetNull3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's got plenty of both, only the kids stay!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Again, not getting nay from me so I don't give a fuck.
[–]usehername696964 points65 points66 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I’ve never met one who can cook, I’m the one who cooks.
I’ve met few without multiple ridiculous tats.
That tipping point was at least a decade ago.
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[–]GreetingsFromErf3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only kind of psychotic instead of completely psychotic? That's as close to being a keeper as you can find these days. ;)
[–]observinginsilence0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm the one who cooks"
YEAH MISTER WHITE!
[–]Balderdash7939 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Mommy, why does Grandma have a tramp stamp?
[–]slamdunktiger8630 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Your Grandma has a very particular set of skills but can’t cook.
That’s why we visit grandma in jail for Christmas and we go to your other grandma’s for the holidays who actually can cook and wasn’t a whore :D
[–]farmerfran10inch14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mommy, what's a whore?
[–]slamdunktiger8614 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a woman who likes working from home on her back with lots of different men.
[–]inverseyieldcurve24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It’s so unattractive.
[–]gcastrato21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It's unattractive on a young woman, it's absolutely grotesque on a middle aged lady.
[–]InternetNull5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I wasted a whole year on a 33 year old who could not cook for the life of her. Kept ordering food with my damn money. How many tats you ask? Why of course 2 on each arm and 1 on a shoulder.
[+]Im_Baggy-15 points-14 points-13 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
learn to cook yourself, micro penis.
[–]InternetNull10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Micro dick what are you doing here? Are you seriously following my comments? Jesus I can smell the doritos rotting on your neck beard.
Your virginity must be protected, my little simp.
[–]banned_by_cucks29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's crazy to me how incompetent my generation is when it comes to cooking.
Literally anyone with a pan and a few kitchen utensils (and ideally an internet connection) can cook a half-decent meal, but most people are COMPLETE PUSSIES AND RETARDS and are scared or some shit and just decide to eat out every meal instead — consuming crazy amounts of excess calories and wasting money.
No wonder my gen is the same gen constantly bitching on Reddit about wealth inequality and has an obesity rate is skyrocketing.
[–]Paladin29036 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup. It’s easier for them to blame other successful people for their shortcomings. It’s actually pretty disgusting what is going on. It’s a generation of shortcomings and MASSIVE insecurity and jealousy.
That's why so many are leftists/antifa/commies, they think it's unfair that doing nothing doesn't yield rewards, and that they deserve everything everyone else has because of "muh equality".
[–]pinkcashmera23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Huge turnoff when a woman has a bunch of trashy tats. And all tats are trashy on a woman.
[–]StupidButSerious7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Finally someone said it. Whenever I see a woman with tats and piercings I'm like "no thanks, you can keep your aids".
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can add multi colored hair
Just like u see poisonous incests or animals with bright colors......,
[–]Islamrightaboutfems18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Isn't that the guy who trashed mgtow in his YouTube channel?
[–]CeleritySteam22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, he's a tradcuck NPC. That's why he can see men want no part of this and that females aren't women but he cannot link cause and effect.
[–]HiredNote17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, he did. Google "Paul Joseph Watson mgtow" and you'll see he's called MGTOW incels and trashed us. Typical tradcuck.
[–]AdmiralTypeZeo10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These channels say a lot of truth then make a whole video that mgtow are incels and just go to a PUA seminar and get married. Its really weird that some thoughts are so hard pressed in them they dont see the irony in their content.
[–]debanked7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who knows, but everyone has their tipping point and he is welcome to go his own way
[–]Islamrightaboutfems16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know, he's just another tradcuck that equals mgtow to incels.
[–]Hawgster16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Can't even find a chick who is 18 with no tattoos now a days.
[–]malayknight17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Whats with tattoo and piercing craze in the west anyway?!
[–]Astaroth9010 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ma body my choice. They went on the cc and want to show it to the world.
[–]Paladin29037 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly....massive mental illness. That’s what it really is. It’s a warning sign to stay the fuck away.
[–]iamthepurplerabbit1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marshal McLuhan said in the 1950s that electronic technology was taking us back to a tribal society. Tattoos have historically been a very important part of tribal life, as a way for people to display their identity and allegiances.
[–]Alpha_92 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For real, at the beginning of HS there were only a few girls in my class who didn’t have tattoos. After finishing HS, there were only two without tattoos and even then, one of them was considering getting one.
Worst part is, they weren’t any dope badass tattoos which take real skills to make. No, they were are all these trash ‘minimalist tattoos’ with like a triangle with a line or some other cheap uncreative horse shit.
No wait... hold up.
You saying huge chest tattoos not trashy?
[–]DannyTTT5516 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I can cook and have plenty of money for top quality ingredients
[–]slamdunktiger866 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Brometheus rocking the tomahawk ribeyes!
Time for a dry brine, am i right?
[–]DannyTTT551 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I made a beutiful egg plant lesagnya the other day, some lefty vegitarian chick would drool over it
[–]slamdunktiger861 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoa, youblive dangerously my friend. Marxist vegetarians are the crazy ones. Most of us draw the line at not sticking a dick in crszies, you’re going so far as to cook for them. :p
[–]Lord_jyraksiz14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Any female born after 1993...
[–]Astaroth907 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not only i'm afraid. I've dated a lot of them 30+ years...same problem. All of them can't cook. All of them!
[–]ataaulrasul2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He was quoting a meme lol but still a fair point
[–]Kuoxsr10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Never depend on a woman for food." - Jeff Smith, the Frugal Gourmet
[–]DJohnstone7410 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
GYOW: don’t expect women to be additive to your life.A woman’s interest is in being subtractive from your’s.
[–]malayknight8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whats the point of tattoo to begin with? Its waste of time and it will get ugly once your sking wrinkles. Whats with this tattoo and piercing craze in the west?! Can someone explain to me?
[–]NoobExterminator56 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
girl in my uni dorm couldn't even figure out how to put the oven on. I was cooking on the stove chatting with her and she took about 5 mins to put the oven on lmao (this is in germany, where i would argue girls are like 5 years behind the curve when compared to the US and UK).
There's no hope left
EDIT: and OF COURSE i didn't want to help her because then it would be obvious that she is a retard ahaha, so I tried 'helping' her by not helping
[–]Lord_NeKr06 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And bull nose rings too
[–]Solo_and_Simple7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol, true. Is he still around? He's a bit harsh sometimes, but funny and spot-on.
[–]DANTEno16 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dissent matter men are better cooks anyway I have only ever heard of any prominent male chefs like Gordon ramsay that leads me to believe men are better cooks and there are more men who own and cook in restaurants than men so it seems that men make better quality food and women are casual cooks
[–]SpinPlates6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't understand how anyone can go through life and not know how to cook. Male or female. Learn to cook.
P.S - Tattoos are cool if you do not base your entire personality around them.
[–]Throwawayabdi_954 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They could probably keep that guy that's pumping and dumping her for longer if she actually fixed him up a meal on a regular basis.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As Paul Proteus once said, if I get home and the house is dark and there is not hot food prepared, I don't need you, period.
[–]Darth_Toenail5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bullshit we reached that decades ago. I do not even know a woman under 30 who can cook, they brag about not having any idea instead.
[–]BlackPilledYekke3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine a world where those tattood women find out they are sterile and have 40 years left on the clock
[–]Mundane_Batrachian4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Normally I don't like PJW (for generally being a fraud and a sadistic homosexual) but he's probably right about this.
[–]edgysecularist2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That BRAIN FORCE works, based
[–]Toasty_Nuggetz2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tipping point implies it is close between the two, but we passed that point a long time ago. I can count on one hand how many girls i knew who could cook, and I'd say probably around half of them have tattoos, maybe more.
[–]kayfab2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha cook what does that mean, nah you mean take out experts
[–]CHAD_TDK2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We reached that tipping point long time ago.
[–]Gordon-G2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My ex couldn’t do anything. She even tried to make a PBJ sandwich for me once for a hunting trip and screwed that up
[–]Section-202 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn, that just plain wrong. What I can't figure out though, is how in the world does a woman even screw up a sandwich with arguably only two internal ingredients?!?! One would think a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is about as fool proof a sandwich as you can get.
[–]Gordon-G2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
she would spread the peanut butter too far to the edge, same for the jam. Too much of each too. So when you go to eat the sandwich it was a mess, squeezed out everywhere. You’re driving and have pbj everywhere. The worst part was I said, “really appreciate the effort, can you try to do this next time”... boom, explosion that I didn’t appreciate anything she did for me. Hell she didn’t do anything for me,. I had to do everything for her, and it was never enough. Constantly complained abt me too. She was/is a witch.
[–]FeedMeMore227785340 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Greta 😂
[–]NoCharism0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
youre better of, when you do all by yourself
[–]LuvJoyMuzik1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Very few can cook, their fridges are empty, they are always in the gym training but really they are malnourished, its strange cos they eat multiple sausage...... on a regular basis!! 👻👻👻
[–]bro-asking-questions-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omg
[–]areallybigbird1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch cook your own food lol.
[–]nasorus1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man I'm lucky I don't live in the west, women here are real strong women, not in the shitty feminist terms, but in that they can cook, take care of their siblings and children (like a responsible loving parent/sister), attend school and eveen graduate with doctorate degrees, they put even men to shame, and here you all are in the west looking for someone who has an ability beyond whoring around and using a microwave, I feel for you people.
[–]ohchristworld1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hot skinny ones can’t cook because they don’t fucking eat.
we need to go back...
[–]NAILmg420 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He doesn't appear to be mgtow, perhaps only red pilled, and I watched him since 2011 and his growth through AJs films and him as a news correspondent.
You look at his tweets and things like this, and can you see the tradcon blindspot?
For example; do you think this tradcon will boycott women, question the divorce rate (pretty simple stuff) or be capable of seeing that Male Authority is the literal missing ingredient in out society to the point where Mohammed has to be imported in because Western Cuck governments and championing impotence like his tradcon ideologies can't figure out where they all went wrong?
There are about as many women who can cook as there are men who think women have too many rights.
Two sides of the same coin.
[–]MinuteManLarry0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't cook be bisexual eat hot chip
[–]midnightJizzla0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
in my lifetime, I've had to not only teach some of my girlfriends to cook (they asked), but also to clean up after themselves.
cooking on a whole really is quite simple. Read, then do. Prep is key. Make sure your setup is ready. Mise en place should be your standard.
[–]Sumfuc0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A woman that can’t cook is 99% worthless. That 1% I can rent by the hour or my arrival time, whichever comes first.
why the hell would you trust women cooking for you
[–]Thirtysomething20190 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chef mike for thots
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My every girlmcould cook and i can cook also... If she cant cook inwill not even talk to her.
[–]work-edmdg-2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My wife makes every meal... she also had multiple tattoos (fwiw).
[+]AsherYeet-7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
want somebody to cook for you? Learn to cook. This is kinda stupid considering this sub is all about "going on your own way without women" dont complain about them if your not even fucking dating them
Go troll somewhere else, read the rules before posting here and then fuck off.
[–]AsherYeet-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not trolling my guy, I just would like to understand why you guys criticize women you dont even spark interest into, because there behavior doesnt even affect you. Is it because of these reasons your out of the dating pool?
[–]something_thoughtful1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who's saying we want them to cook for us? It's an observation. Besides, the best chefs are men.
[+]cuntface_the_retard-8 points-7 points-6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ok now explain this to me: why the fuck should I care?
[–]Ulzioz1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't have to. Leave.
[–]The_retard1-3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? Why the fuck does women need to be able to cook well, and why is it such a big deal that they have tatoos?
[+]gogospoon-8 points-7 points-6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women don’t need to cook... is this sub stuck in the 1950s??? Learn it yourselves and stop being lazy
[–]AcquireCurrencyMOB9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You owned yourself bitch. Go eat your hot chip and charge your phone, preferably while you're in the bath.
[–]something_thoughtful4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You do realize the best chefs are men right?
[+]wakenbacons-9 points-8 points-7 points 4 years ago* (12 children) | Copy Link
What’s this fixation on cooking as an essential skill? Who fuckin cares
Edit: haha I keep forgetting this sub wants to regress to a time before refrigeration and widely available prepared foods and services. Oooor maybe you’re all just looking to lock up a house servant through traditional marriage. One thing I’m SURE of, is most of you sort by least upvoted to brigade. Sad sacks, you lot. Sad, sad sacks.
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[–]cricklund3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Eh..What is a woman doing here?
[–]Section-202 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She mistakenly thinks we are interested in anything she has to say.
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[–]Section-201 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just a few? Yup, there's the problem.
[–]gogospoon-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Hun they don’t care about you, there are men who are kind but not these men.
[–]Ulzioz3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
We take no shit from others. Also if you don't like the sub you aren't going to change anyone's minds here. The door is always open to leave don't let hit you on the way out. You sound hungry for attention for sticking around here trying to start disputes.
Fuck off troll.
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[–]Tellnone254 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There are many men who find their way here. We are a mixed bag.
Also we gatekeep women for the sole purpose of keeping our last male only space alive.
You can go to the other subs and have simps like the one who posted above, lap up whatever words you speak just because you are a women.
Also don't believe the men who agree with you as kind. Like gogospoon who fakes kindness.
He talks about not liking war and violence but shows his true character by dehumanizing German soldiers in WW2 by labeling them all Nazis who liked cruelty. The vast majority were just men who wanted to defend their nation and people.
He is two faced. So be careful with those snakes. They virtue signal in order to hide their disgusting behavior.
gatekeeping in ways I don’t typically see.
Name one male space🙃.
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