Despairing divorcee, 58, has auditioned countless suitors... with comically disastrous results

mr_kuk · 2020-06-14T17:06:59+00:00

Why can't a glamorous mid-life woman like me find a decent man? Despairing divorcee, 58, has auditioned countless suitors... with comically disastrous results

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bitcoin-optimist · 2020-06-13T17:19:19+00:00

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AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-06-14T20:24:51+00:00

Look at her hands, man....look at her hands.

They are telling you everything

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-06-14T21:23:10+00:00

First off. Pose with the wedding/engament ring is always a good idea. Even better when you wear it on a date.

looks ten years younger than her age

Um, no. Looks a hard 68. One of my tentants is 58yo and she looks 40yo, but acts like a 20yo.

With all her friends long married, there was little other option to meet single men.

Hive mind in action. If they are long married, why aren't you. What are you hiding other than the surgery,hair dye and who knows what the fuck else?

‘Internet dating is like a sweet shop, so men will show interest in hundreds of women but I don’t think they really want to follow it up. They are always looking for something better.

And women don't that at all. single or a relationship. :rolleyes

rogue_211 · 2020-06-15T03:45:04+00:00

Kim has a good job running an architect’s office. At 58, the divorcee owns a three-bedroom house in a smart London suburb and looks ten years younger than her age.

Good Lord! Do you have any idea of how little we give a shit about what she owns and where? Do you? Men are different when it comes to material possessions and the search for a suitable partner.

she says she found...was a generation of men who were economical with the truth about their looks and lifestyles, relentlessly bitter about their ex-wives and looking for sex or to find a woman who would support them financially.

So, once again, the good ol' men-bad-women-wonderful dichotomy in an article written by, you guessed it, a woman. And a super dreamy one, of course (believe it or not, it's a flattering picture!). No misandry here. Just facts. Women always tell nothing but the truth when it comes to looks and lifestyles. Also, no bitterness whatsoever for the perfect angels. Ever. Right. Sure. And what is the point of reference here? Candace Bushnell and Sex in the City. Seriously? In 2020, at 58+ years of age, it is beyond pathetic and unsufferable. Total thots from 15 to 30 then thots with chip on their shoulders for the rest of their natural lifes. It's relentless. It never stops. "I'm an almost 60 years old divorcee with adult kids. Here are my demands". Good luck. Please stay away.

There is little sense of chivalry left, either.

Yeah? Guess who killed it. By the way, "chivalry", as you call it, was a code of conduct designed for knights way back into the 13th century. Time for a little update, don't you think? We can all agree that "Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them" is miles away from "You must obligatory pay for my coffee because I'm a woman". Right?

Ladies! It's simple! You want a 6 feet+ adonis with a six pack and a huge cock to play with every once in a while? You do what we, men, do when we want a petite 20 years old brunette with big tits and a round, firm ass. You ask for a price. And forget about fairytales.

Feldmarshal · 2020-06-14T18:45:19+00:00

So she plans to live to be 116, huh? Good luck with that. Look at those hands. It's like something from The Walking Dead.

westnblue · 2020-06-14T20:23:52+00:00

Don't forget this is an advertisement for her as well told as a story

I-am-the-lul · 2020-06-15T00:59:58+00:00

At 58, the divorcee owns a three-bedroom house in a smart London suburb and looks ten years younger than her age. You would expect her to be pursued by a string of eligible men.

If anything, the fact that she's 58 and divorced would repel most eligible men who are not desperate for companionship.

Overkillengine · 2020-06-14T23:06:30+00:00

She's 30 years too late to be playing the game. More leather than a Gucci handbag and even more stupidly overpriced.

rogue_211 · 2020-06-15T00:09:19+00:00

At 58, the divorcee owns a three-bedroom house in a smart London suburb and looks ten years younger than her age. You would expect her to be pursued by a string of eligible men.

10 years younger from her age is still almost 50. Just because women would find a man with a 3 bedroom house attractive doesn’t mean men find a woman like that the same. I really couldn’t care less. Not to mention she probably got that house from divorce raping her ex-husband.

Candace, who sampled internet dating to research her new semi-fictional memoir Is There Still Sex In The City?, told the Mail in a recent interview: ‘It was just shockingly sad. There was such a lack of quality men.’

That’s the problem with women. Candance Bushnell, creator of Sex in The City, is 61 years old. It didn’t occur to her that, maybe, the reason why she can’t find “a high quality male” is because these men are not looking for a woman in her 60s. These women get a very high sense of their self perception when they are on their prime and they keep carrying it for the rest of their lives. Or maybe she thinks she would find a high quality male because her big net worth or her life achievements. Again, who cares.

Pie_sky · 2020-06-15T08:18:28+00:00

I actually read most of this drivel, she did find a good guy apparently but did not like his sex drive so ghosted him, he was mister perfect except for that.......

road_laya · 2020-06-15T05:08:52+00:00

Looking for a go-getter with old-fashioned values

Old-fashioned people don't wait to old age to marry!

RRFdev · 2020-06-16T01:45:19+00:00

Who would have thought, that if you are a low-value trashy post wall divorcee your value matches are low-value males with all their bullshit that normies don't even face in their daily lives?

Like begets like.

Hypergamy strikes again - and typically with the low-value female trash like her. It hurts isn't it, looking at these guys? It's like the woman is looking at herself in the mirror.

And nah, your career means jack shit. Men aren't dating your career. Men are dating YOU as a person, and you ain't got anything of worth as a person.

Another dose of "But muh career" crones to make me smile in the morning as I express thankfulness of being a normal guy surrounded by normal friends.

Jr10101010 · 2020-06-15T02:02:26+00:00

After half a decade of having no significant other — and, she freely confesses, no sex — she turned to online dating.

The lie detector determined that was a lie

NickTesla2018 · 2020-06-14T21:45:07+00:00

No guy will ever be good enough. Typical woman these days. Whether she's 28 or 58.

BillyBronze09 · 2020-06-15T01:37:37+00:00

I think it's extremely delusional for a woman to think a man would pursue and chase a women for anything other than for her reproductive ability.

These 40+ women are evolutionarily useless and any man that spends a dime on a woman that cant produce healthy offspring or that has already done so for them is an idiot.

Biology matters ladies. We're all still animals and sexual attraction is pre programmed into our brains to push us to reproduce. Your dick gets hard so it can make kids. If you have to take pills or play dress up and pretend its natures way of telling you not to have sex. Sex is for making babies, so why would a successful man waste his time on a woman that can't fulfill her biological purpose for his offspring?

ElectricalCost0 · 2020-06-15T05:22:42+00:00

Hey, that’s my uncle Barney in a cheap wig.

ThrowawayCactus6012 · 2020-06-15T13:39:25+00:00

I thought this was a telling point from the article:

At times I sat at home crying. I asked myself what I’d done wrong. Am I too old? Am I unattractive?’

Of course, she is neither of these things.

Well, yes, she is both of those things, actually. The denial is strong here.

Lameador · 2020-06-15T14:35:37+00:00

The Daily Mail runs an article about an old mail.

GSFleming · 2020-06-15T20:51:05+00:00

Kim has a good job running an architect’s office. At 58, the divorcee owns a three-bedroom house in a smart London suburb and looks ten years younger than her age.

Bull. Shit.

TehAgent · 2020-06-18T15:45:10+00:00

Id bang a lot of 55+ year old women.

This woman is not one of them.

Title	Despairing divorcee, 58, has auditioned countless suitors... with comically disastrous results
Author	53withtrollhair
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Date	June 13, 2020 5:18 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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