Only a HVM would be bearable during quarantine...

Soulsalts · 2020-03-28T04:36:43+00:00

Yes, once in desperation I prayed to Saint Jolene. That very evening my useless FWB called and told me his ex had moved to town. It was a Chanukah miracle!

Sage_Planter · 2020-03-28T12:38:19+00:00

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pinkyberries · 2020-03-28T13:46:27+00:00

I don't get these couples that can't stand each other, why ya'll dating?

I would love to spend time with my boyfriend, he always helps me around the house without even asking. I wake up to a nice breakfast and a tidy room.

Time_Barracuda · 2020-03-28T18:47:19+00:00

I've never been happier to live alone. Cooking is the biggest benefit- I can cook whatever I want, or not cook at all, and there's no one around to bitch at me. My favorite quarantine meal has been broccoli roasted with a whole head of garlic and half a package of bacon, mixed with rice. Its delicious- my ex husband would have been offended if I'd even tried to serve it to him.

MelissaSchmidty · 2020-03-28T22:01:28+00:00

I have two kids at home full time now, 2.5 and a 14 month old. My husband is laid off and home, and I’m working from home.

You know, watching and listening to them play for hours a day when I’m in the office actually makes me want another? That’s a signal of a HVM.

Of course my husband is more sane and would rather give himself a vasectomy.

PharmacyThumbprint · 2020-03-28T23:48:13+00:00

So would be PLEASE TAKE MY MAN. The 2020 version would be, Somebody, anybody come get this MF.

michelle27519 · 2020-03-29T08:30:57+00:00

I just broke up with my boyfriend during this quarantine. We’ve been dating over two years and honestly his drinking has been a problem and recently gotten worse. Anyhow we were playing Pictionary with our teen boys and the teens were winning so bf accuses my son of cheating and then storms off. He then told me he “can’t deal” with my kids. Boy bye! Should’ve dumped him ages ago. I actually feel really great about it.

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