We're so proud of you for landing a single mother!

uuuuuunnnnnn · 2020-07-19T11:33:22+00:00

Guy: Hey, ma. This is the girl i've been talking about. Her name is Thottiana. She's single mother bisexual preschool teacher.
Mom: ಠ_ಠ

Edit: Thanks for the award, /u/RedPill_Dragon.

Overkillengine · 2020-07-19T11:45:28+00:00

Literally only two things going for her - under 30, and not fat yet if the pic is current.

Both can and will change, especially looking at those arms. She's already packing some pudge on them and there is no visible muscle tone, so she will soon out eat her calorie expenditures the moment she gets her hook set in you.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-07-19T12:17:48+00:00

I doubt she is a pre school teacher at 19.. so I assume she is talking about her own child.. about to start welding school? So no actual job then I assume.. any guesses who is expected to pay dem bills?

mustangfrank · 2020-07-19T13:42:07+00:00

I'm pretty sure my momma would not want me to meet a bisexual whore on the internet and bring her and her bastard child to my momma's home.

Cumsacky · 2020-07-19T13:20:15+00:00

The type of girl to bring to your momma, says the single mother on Tinder lmao.

KING_CPB · 2020-07-19T14:11:28+00:00

Single mom epidemic continues. This is why men no longer commits. Everywhere they look it's nothing but land mines.

UltimaterializerX · 2020-07-19T15:30:46+00:00

If she wasn’t a single mother, she’d be pretty cool. A girl who fishes and welds? Sign me up.

But as we all know, single motherhood means she makes bad choices. Pass.

kfree313 · 2020-07-19T14:15:58+00:00

Nawwww u sneaky bitch . Y is the baby daddy gon? U don’t just leave a piece of ass like this to herself when u have a baby with her unless she’s a super ho

3HardWay · 2020-07-19T14:28:21+00:00

Nothing more attractive to a man than a woman who want to compete and best him in his hobbies...

You'd think with around 50% of the population being male, that women would have the tiniest clue about what men find attractive.

DraygoonGreen · 2020-07-19T14:28:37+00:00

Bisexual

Run far away. Never date a woman you can't even trust around her "girlfriends"

ShatteredSoldier · 2020-07-19T15:16:50+00:00

the type of girl you'll wanna bring home to your momma.

Lmao what dude is gonna wanna bring home single moms, like these chicks are some prize?

It's like bringing home an old beat up junker car, nobody is gonna be impressed especially mom.

KazarakOfKar · 2020-07-19T16:33:49+00:00

She is gonna get run through hard in welding school.

Tailtappin · 2020-07-19T15:47:41+00:00

I guess they're trying to increase their chances of a date on Friday night (as Woody Allen famously posited) but I don't particularly find bisexuality a positive thing. It means I have to worry about every person I see. I mean, go ahead, do whatever you want but I don't know why I'd want to have any part of it.

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-07-19T21:29:02+00:00

Damaged goods at 19. What a tragedy.

No tits, no ass, too much makeup and unemployed. Not exactly doing herself any favors.

2020-07-19T15:37:58+00:00

Ah yes. A 19 year old single mother with baby out of wedlock and that profile pic. 100% premium daughter-in-law material.

mastermomo16 · 2020-07-19T16:42:17+00:00

Dont ever trust a woman who says she's bisexual.

__ApexPredditor__ · 2020-07-19T17:39:50+00:00

older MGTOW here

I don't get why so many (most?) women these days are suddenly "bisexual."

When I was in college and in my 20s, there was the rare occasional bisexual female, and she usually had the total unattractive lesbian look (butch haircut, no makeup, etc.) but I guess occasionally liked a little variety in her life or some shit.

Now it's like every woman under 30 is bi. Can someone explain this to me? Maybe lead in the water when my generation was growing up prevented homosexuality, lol.

JaviG · 2020-07-19T14:35:45+00:00

6815 miles away?

kissxokissxokill · 2020-07-19T15:40:01+00:00

.......Debbie Gallagher?!

SAddy97 · 2020-07-19T16:10:57+00:00

Bisexual and single mom are the two biggest red flags for a relationship but usually means they’re easy sex

ToolorDie · 2020-07-19T17:04:21+00:00

A bisexual single mother who claims to be an excellent fisher and juuuust about to start a trade school. I've disappointed my mother before but this would be hard to recover from

Krampus1313 · 2020-07-19T19:17:37+00:00

How are you a preschool teacher at 19?

ipromiseimnotaNazi · 2020-07-19T21:27:43+00:00

Another “milf” showing their ass on a hookup app not looking for hookups. I’m thinking Captain Saveahoe’s mom is getting kind of tired of him dragging home the trash, especially when they’re borderline retarded.

Delifier · 2020-07-19T14:02:46+00:00

Fishes in both waters too, just to be sure.

lee1028 · 2020-07-19T15:26:57+00:00

6 figure student loans too...

ChadInKorea · 2020-07-19T18:19:01+00:00

Introducing such a girl to your parents is a perfect way to get disowned.

EastEndMontrealer1 · 2020-07-19T23:08:02+00:00

Who's mom would want her as a Daughter-in-Law? Definitely not my mom!

badvibesforeverrr · 2020-07-20T02:21:32+00:00

At least she’s gonna be a welder

BluepillProfessor · 2020-07-20T14:17:33+00:00

In 35 words she manages to show herself as an arrogant, entitled prick who will CONSTANTLY badger any man she is with until he surrenders. Then she will step over his steaming corpse with a smile. I know this type of woman. She marries some of my clients. The sex was insane and they thought they won the jackpot. Then the demands start. Then the quid pro quos. Do this before we have sex. Then the withdrawal over weeks, months and years. Then the divorce with "we just grew apart." NOW PAY FOR MY HOUSE WHILE I SLEEP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND.

asdf333aza · 2020-07-20T20:03:49+00:00

Imagine bringing your gf and a kid home, and the kid isn't their grandchild.

Your mom and dad are expecting a grandchild and then they discover that the kid that's there eating their food and running around their house and supposedly going to inherit everything they worked for isn't actually their grandkid.

Keyboard-King · 2020-07-20T23:31:04+00:00

Bisexual single mother you met on Tinder.

”the type of girl you want to bring home to your momma”

Magicus1 · 2020-07-19T16:27:35+00:00

Yeah, I’d take her home to mom and show her what a simp I am — I can’t even find a single woman who doesn’t have a kid.

ProphetPX · 2020-07-19T16:48:02+00:00

Tinder is hardly a place to find "all the good women"

2020-07-19T17:42:08+00:00

“Bisexual” is always a red flag.

Mr_Metrazol · 2020-07-19T19:30:48+00:00

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hflol · 2020-07-19T19:31:46+00:00

What is it with tinder losers and the word "momma"

Dumloko · 2020-07-19T19:33:48+00:00

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meerita · 2020-07-19T22:37:35+00:00

another bisexual mom

GCM801719 · 2020-07-20T18:34:43+00:00

bisexual is the biggest red flag on here

HellishGod · 2020-07-20T19:53:47+00:00

My mother would stop accepting me as her son if I brought home a harlot like this.

asdf333aza · 2020-07-20T20:04:51+00:00

Bitches always wanna say "no hookups"AFTER already having a kid from a hook up. This hoe is just starting young. Guaranteed to have another kid and still be a single mom by her 30s. Guaranteed!!!

BadBoyGray · 2020-07-21T08:08:12+00:00

No mothers are ever happy if there son bring a single mom home. They actively hate them.

someevilwhitemen · 2020-07-21T11:36:08+00:00

preschool teacher ...

protect your kids gents if you have some

SaikoniHaiTeyatsuda · 2020-07-24T03:02:53+00:00

Who else has a checklist of red flags in their head?

FormerBTfan · 2020-07-19T14:45:34+00:00

Well I don't smell like fish so I guess she wins hands down.

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-07-19T14:52:27+00:00

Is she the girl from the shameless? Same shit. She got knocked up too and wanted to start a career in welding.

geo_gan · 2020-07-19T19:10:09+00:00

Set your filter for <10miles away maybe 😄

Title	We're so proud of you for landing a single mother!
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	626
Comments	140
Date	July 19, 2020 11:23 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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