I'm too old for this sh*t!

HellishGod · 2020-07-20T20:10:54+00:00

"I'm getting too old for that" = "I had my CC ride with handsome tall bad boys, but they don't want me anymore, since I've become fat, ugly and gross. Now I need a gullible nice guy who has a great career and a 6 figure salary to spoil me, because I'm a princess after all and I deserve only the best from everything."

German992 · 2020-07-20T19:52:12+00:00

That is a hard thirty-five.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2020-07-20T19:57:58+00:00

" Y'know the thing about a thot...she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', your account balance turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."

MrHouseofNV · 2020-07-20T19:44:59+00:00

Cooking, BBQ with friends, reading, and concerts aren't unique personality traits, most people do these things. Modern women are assembly line made and mass produced nothing special about them.

Something_Chronical · 2020-07-20T20:10:23+00:00

Another post wall, post epiphany phase thot. Weeeee

Overkillengine · 2020-07-20T21:52:53+00:00

Lady, we're too old for your shit too. And we can tell you are full of it because you are on Tinder (an app for hookups) claiming that you are looking for a relationship.

Okayokayokay9999 · 2020-07-20T20:36:33+00:00

Dat thousand yard stare.

Adam95x · 2020-07-20T21:15:56+00:00

"The eyes Chico, they never lie"

MattyK414 · 2020-07-20T20:12:48+00:00

Alright- Whose auntie is this? 🤣🤣🤣

blub12 · 2020-07-20T21:56:21+00:00

“Don’t waste my time”

Not our time, my time. It’s all about her. Subtle things that show what she’s like as a person.

attongirdeaux · 2020-07-20T20:06:26+00:00

Are we sure this isnt a tranny?

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-07-20T21:22:45+00:00

She has the look of a cannibal from deep Africa who saw white meat for the first time.

Jesus, that is a spooky look.

German992 · 2020-07-20T21:37:17+00:00

Rode hard, and put away really wet.

SirKolbath · 2020-07-20T19:59:33+00:00

That is the smallest head on the biggest damn body I've ever seen.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-21T03:09:05+00:00

Crikey, that's a horrible Karen haircut for sure. And the thousand dong stare. WTF

XirallicBolts · 2020-07-20T21:13:32+00:00

Interesting strategy, emphasizing how you're not young and vibrant

BeppiCorteccia · 2020-07-21T02:19:24+00:00

I can do much better that a fat ugly chick like you. While you were fucking all the bad-boys, I was getting my law degree. Now I make a 6 figure salary and can get practically any chick I want. So I ain’t choosing a oily CC heavyweight like you. Sorry lady, you should have thought about it when you were younger, a really long time ago!

Natuasi · 2020-07-21T04:25:47+00:00

Her eyes are a dead giveaway. That’s the thousand cock stare right there.

One-Move · 2020-07-20T23:26:42+00:00

No honey, you are to fat for this shit 🤣

I_CAPE_RUNTS · 2020-07-21T02:33:39+00:00

Where have I seen that thousand cock stare before?

Evocatus_Preliator · 2020-07-21T07:00:44+00:00

That's not a cute smile or look... looks like the fucking 1000 yard stare.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-07-20T20:43:42+00:00

Those clothes are all size XL.

lee1028 · 2020-07-20T23:22:48+00:00

Fat and crazy!

SafeBendyStraw · 2020-07-21T01:37:00+00:00

too old 10 years ago, actually. How did it take you a decade to learn a simple lesson?

yakubmademedoit · 2020-07-21T12:34:03+00:00

Those crazy eyes say she gobbles SSRIs like Skittles.

bowhunter6 · 2020-07-20T20:58:26+00:00

WOOF

Traksimuss · 2020-07-20T21:48:39+00:00

Great company --->>>>guy pays for everything.

MentORPHEUS · 2020-07-21T00:25:28+00:00

She could step out of an hour long hot bath and still look like she just rubbed her eyes with dirty fists.

Martellus732 · 2020-07-21T01:15:54+00:00

Talk about being the poster child of crazy eyes! If that's best selfie she was able to take, I don't even want to think about how crazy-eyed the other ones were.

MachoToughGuy · 2020-07-21T10:54:21+00:00

It looks like she's too old to brush her teeth and she is also too old to exercise.

2020-07-21T13:52:27+00:00

I know what I truly want... hookups and FWB...

mustangfrank · 2020-07-20T21:28:11+00:00

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Title	I'm too old for this sh*t!
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	120
Comments	71
Date	July 20, 2020 7:37 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hus2gd/im_too_old_for_this_sht/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/im-too-old-for-this-sht.717153 https://theredarchive.com/post/717153

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