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[–]md619 31 points32 points33 points 12 years ago* (18 children) | Copy Link
Banging a carousel riding feminist
Scene: After-party at our fraternity house from one our mixers with a sorority on campus last night.
My game was pretty tight all night long. I didn’t go to the actual mixer so I was still having to do some approaches to meet the girls for the first time. Lots of positive reactions from them but after an hour and a half nothing had gone the distance.
I’m about to open this new group of girls on the dance floor when I see another girl out of the corner of my eye messing up the decorations our fraternity put up. I immediately open her instead, start teasing her about destroying all the hard-work we put into making this place look nice (in reality the pledges did it and it looked shitty anyway lol I couldn’t care less). She’s laughing and apologizing at the same time, I wrap my arm around her and she buries her face in my chest.
From there we start grinding to the music. After a minute or two, I flip her around to face me and start making out with her. She is a little hesitant at first but quickly gives in. All is well.
At this point one of my brothers comes up to me and her and asks if we want to go to the local bars. I'm down to go and she gets all excited about going too. So I tell the brother we’re in and to gather the rest of the troops going and he walks away. Meanwhile the girl and I keep dancing.
After a couple minutes she starts wondering why we aren’t leaving for the bars. I do a quick scan to try and find the brother that invited us and don’t see him. I tell her I don’t know where he went, but suddenly I see an opportunity.
Md619: I got a better idea than the bars. Let’s go back to my apartment and hangout.
Girl: Where is it?
Md619: It’s on (insert name) street.
Girl: That’s so far! (It actually isn’t, five minute walk at most)
Md619: You’ll be there before you know it.
I then grab her hand and start walking for the door. She doesn’t budge and lets out a weak “no”.
I put this as the pivotal moment of the night. Up in till now, everything that has happened was something I probably would have still done before I found TRP. However, if a girl gave me resistance like that I would have caved. But TRP taught me better. Instead of giving up I slightly push her against the wall we were next to and start making out with her again, this time with a lot more passion. When we’re done I look at her and say “Let’s go”, grab her hand a second time and start walking. This time she comes willingly.
For the majority of the walk back she’s still complaining about how far the walk is or how she “hates me for doing this to her” or how her friends are texting her wondering where she went. I just ignore it or turn it into a joke to keep the mood playful and light.
We finally get back to my place. I give her a very brief tour to feed her hamster a bit and then lead her into the bedroom. We’re starting to get into it when suddenly LMR hits hard.
(Paraphrasing because I can’t remember the exact wording)
Girl: md619, I can’t have sex with you.
Md619: (in the process of already taking off her clothes) Why
Girl: You don’t understand there’s a guy I really like and I know he’s going to find out if I do this. It be like cheating.
Md619: You aren’t even officially together.
Girl: I know but I’m a senior and I should be looking for something more stable instead of just hooking up. You’re the kind of guy that won’t even walk me to the bus stop tomorrow (lol at least we both knew what we were getting into).
She’s acting really upset at this point. Again, blue pill md619 might have gave into that. Redpill md619 basically just plowed right through it. I get her naked using a combination of hamster food and basically just ignoring her. After working some magic downstairs suddenly it’s “oh md619 fuck me pleaseeee”. I oblige and I finally think I killed the LMR.
Wrong. After I fucked her for a bit in missionary, I tell her to get on top and out of no where LMR comes rearing back. “No wait I can’t do that, getting on top is definitely cheating on him!”.
This is really how the hamster works. Me taking her home and fucking her in missionary = not cheating, but apparently her riding cowgirl = cheating.
At this point I’m getting frustrated and I decide to just withdraw my attention.
Md619: I’m done with you, we’re not having sex.
Girl: Did you really just say we’re not having sex?
Md619: Yes, be happy I’m letting you sleep here.
Girl: Fine.
She of course tries to call my bluff but once she realizes I’m not kidding that finally delivers the haymaker knockout to the LMR. Suddenly she’s all on me and from there on out it’s smooth sailing. I even convince her to try anal for the first time. I wonder how long it will take for her to do that with the guy she “really likes”?
I tease once we’re done about the hard time she gave me in the beginning of the night with LMR and she giggles and says “I know, but that’s what I wanted all along”. The truth finally comes out.
But hey, no always means no right guys?
To top it all off, turns out this chick was a feminist. I noticed she had a back shoulder tattoo but with the lights out I didn’t bother to check what it was. I ask her and she says, “oh, it’s about feminist empowerment”. Sure enough, it’s a tattoo of the female gender sign with a fist in the middle. I wouldn’t even be surprised if she subscribes to /r/thebluepill. She kicked herself out in the morning which was a plus. Never going to see her again, prime ONS pump and dump material.
[–]SirCragealot 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
LMR
New here I keep seeing this in posts I'm guessing it refers to last minute resistance?
[–]TRP Vanguardscottishredpill[S] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]SirCragealot 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks I couldn't find it in the Glossary of Terms and Acronyms.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I get her naked using a combination of hamster food and basically just ignoring her.
Lets hear the details.
[–]TRP Vanguardscottishredpill[S] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not sure how /u/md619 handles it, but I generally agree what she says and/or just keep talking, while escalating. From his FR:
Girl: md619, I can’t have sex with you. Md619: (in the process of already taking off her clothes) Why Girl: You don’t understand there’s a guy I really like and I know he’s going to find out if I do this. It be like cheating.
From my own experience:
Her: We really shouldn't be doing this Me (kissing/biting her neck/ear): You're right, we totally shouldn't. I shouldn't do this either. (unclip bra/hand up top/down pants) Her: No, stoooop Me (unless she has tried to push my hand away properly): Hmmm, I would if you really want me to, but isn't this fun. (escalate, a good quick hack here is to grab her head/hair at the nape of neck, pull her head back and bite her neck, then pretend to push her away). OK, fine.
Her: We really shouldn't be doing this
Me (kissing/biting her neck/ear): You're right, we totally shouldn't. I shouldn't do this either. (unclip bra/hand up top/down pants)
Her: No, stoooop
Me (unless she has tried to push my hand away properly): Hmmm, I would if you really want me to, but isn't this fun. (escalate, a good quick hack here is to grab her head/hair at the nape of neck, pull her head back and bite her neck, then pretend to push her away). OK, fine.
At this point she will probably claw at you to not push her away. If she does, restart kissing and escalate again.
The goal is to talk her through it, let her hamster it herself, don't say anything stupid or something to turn her off. She more than likely wants to fuck, but needs to rationalize away feeling like a slut.
If you are having no luck, then bail on her. If you are in your bed, kick her out and tell her to sleep on the couch "I'm really horny, which is all your fault, so you should sleep on the couch, I can't be responsible for my dick sleep fucking"
If you are on a couch, get up, get her a thin cover, throw it at her, and then go to bed.
I've left a flat before when encountering LMR, which luckily worked out.
Repost due to automod removing it
[–]md619 -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exact details are kind of hazy at this point which is why I didn't include them. When I say "ignoring her" I don't mean literally withdraw attention, I meant I just ignored her hesitations and proceeded almost as if they weren't even happening.
Feeding her hamster food is basically just giving her rationalizations to do what she already wants to do. I can't remember exactly what I said but usually it's situation specific, although it doesn't have to be.
[–]TannhauserOverture 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I even convince her to try anal for the first time.
hahahaha :)
[–]md619 12 points13 points14 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure it was a really empowering experience for her
[–]TannhauserOverture 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i was trying to say that this wasnt her first anal experience, not that it matters
[–]md619 -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You might be right, although she played dumb pretty well if it wasn't. But yeah either way I don't really care.
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[–]md619 -4 points-3 points-2 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's nothing outrageous about this story, in fact I'd say most guys on here found it predictable. Either go back to /r/thebluepill or shut the fuck up and learn.
[–]mattman456 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man this is great. More please!! Someone tip their fedora to someone.
[–]mattman456 -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are my new favorite troll account.
[–]replyaccount 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
After I fucked her for a bit in missionary, I tell her to get on top and out of no where LMR comes rearing back. “No wait I can’t do that, getting on top is definitely cheating on him!”
Suddenly you begin to realize where the type of logic that seducing women for sex = rape comes from.
[–]Croc_Chop -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
women dont use logic at all
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha awesome field report dude. Similar thing happened to me last week, girl was all nooo I really shouldn't, but once I went downstairs she was all ready for it.
[–]JRcanReid15 points 12 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Woke up Saturday and found I was still married. Didn't get laid this weekend. Maybe next weekend.
[–]alt30313 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://marriedmansexlife.vanillaforums.com/
or you could go to r/DeadBedrooms and do the "woe, is me"
*Maybe married men could add to the list or post tips or strategies.
[–]mister_zd 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Welcome to the club.
[–]griesuschrist1 point 12 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yikes. I'm sorry.
[–]Endorsed Contributorpontifx 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Things that literally happen to me
Her: Ewwww I dont want to suck your dick! Pfx: Jams dick in her mouth Her: Vowels then the most devoted and passionate bj I've ever seen or experienced.
I then immediately wonder if the duplicity is just a way to extort emotional power out of middling men. It just upsets me because there are good dudes out there that shit really fucks with them. Theres some dude in a two year relationship getting that line and posting on r/relationship advice right now probably about his dick hasn't been sucked in two years by this girl who extracts resources from him.
Everything they say not to do I just do now lol unless they are being rational. If someone is being rational I listen, if they are being emotional I act and respond. Later on when we got to the fucking I didn't feel like it so we stopped. One of my greatest and recent discoveries is reverse LMR. You get them so hot they have to start figuring out ways to crack you. It's a long play and not for ONS but it leaves passion for the morning and interest for longer. It also weeds out the girls who aren't really invested in your dick. If the reverse LMR doesn't work on them they are a bad lay anyways.
Also sometimes their confused and shattered faces are priceless.
[–]MahlerNinth 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just dumped a woman I was seeing for about a month. All the warning signs were there (no female friends, cat lady, way more hookups/one night stands in her past that I can count, called herself a sex-positive feminist), but the sex was damn good, so I hung around for a few weeks.
Then she wanted to make things serious and hook me (until she got bored), so I got the "talk" after a pretty amazing blowjob. The look on her face - after realizing that her best blowjob wasn't going to suddenly make me want to marry her and give up a great, single life - was as good as the sex had been. I'll have a real field report next week.
[–]redpillspeeddate 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Been a good weekend, old plate came spinning back for a second time round, new plate converted in 24hrs, from meet to bang. Two different girls in the same day always makes for a good Sunday. Too bad the new plate sucked in bed so she will be dropped.
[–]McDoogleSnatch 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm curious, does she suck in bed because she wants you to do all of the work? Or is it lack of experience? I imagine that if the girl is already willing and able, and you're ready to discard her anyway, why not get her primed up and say, "Okay, tonight I'm really gonna teach you how to fuck?" I can't help but think that would put her in overdrive mode. No?
[–]redpillspeeddate 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She straight out told me that she can't orgasm via sex or anything else other than her own fingers. To me that makes her a bad lay. She spent a good amount of time telling me how much experience and up for anything, but if there is no orgasm involved it is boring for me. I don't mind doing the work, but I want a curled up, exploded puddle of girl when I am done with her. 90% of this issue is in the girl's head and she was not worth the effort to fix. As the day went on more and more BS started coming out so I just went for the pump and dump to see if there was any redeeming quality. There wasn't. The plate that came back is a way better lay and is actually up for helping me meet others, so its a better win there anyway.
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[–]x7CR7x 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You're 6'7" - Shit, ID fuck you. No homo.
[–]regrettiswhenimsober 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
steve merchant is 6'7...
[–]Evers89 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Being a 6"2' bouncer in a popular bar, can confirm a few of them have let it slip. " I've never fucked bar staff before!"
Side note, most of us have no intention of getting into a relationship with the exposure to girls. Everyone should spend some time working in a bar. It'll really clear out your anxiety and you get to really see some scary shit go down with the female gender. Plus you get a new field to work with for approaches every weekend.
There are so many advantages when you're not tied to the actual bar where you can't talk to these girls due to noise.
[–]seanjohn12117 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had a date party with my fraternity, brought a girl i've been hooking up with for a few weeks as my date. I was talking to another girl at the pregame, the conversation was admittedly pretty flirtatious, and my date gets upset and goes outside and starts crying with her friend consoling her. She won't talk to me so I just decide to enjoy the party anyway. Around an hour later she comes inside her and I go into one of the side rooms to "talk things out". We were having sex within 30 seconds. Rest of the night was smooth sailing.
[–]pineapples1987-2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
passed a couple shit tests and got laid
[–]McMurphyCrazy 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Details, bitch.
[–]SystemHalifax 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All in a days work
[–]TRP Vanguardnicethingyoucanthave -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Here's a wingman story: Last night, I went out with a girl I've just started seeing and a couple of guy friends from work. One of the guys is married. The other guy, Dave, needs help. He always manages to pull defeat out of the jaws of victory.
Here are some things he did wrong last night.
He got drunk - fast. He always does that. You can't pick up a girl if you don't have your wits about you.
To his credit, he pulled two girls that were at the table next to us. But he messed up by only ever talking to the hot one. It was so obvious to me that her friend was getting bored and maybe even jealous of the flirting. I talked to her as much as I could, but she wanted someone to flirt with her. My date is kind of quiet, and our married friend is just oblivious. Dave really should have stepped up and played to the group instead of just one girl.
He forgot her name. Seriously? You're going to give a girl that much attention and then forget her name? What's worse, he volunteered that little detail. It wasn't like she asked - he just blurted out at one point, "what's your name again?" She was clearly insulted. I remembered her name. He could have discretely asked me.
At this point, I stepped in and helped him out big time. She's a PT coach at an elementary school, so I slapped Dave on the back of the head and said, "you will address her as 'coach'" - then I said to her, "make him drop and give you 20!"
Our group ended up in a photo on the bar's website - you know the deal, they have their photographer and they put a bunch of pics on their website whenever they have a special event. There were these Bacardi girls giving out shots, and the photographer had us pose with them. This morning, I went and found the picture and sent it to my girl.
She replied back critiquing the body language of Dave and the girl he had his arm around. Poor guy. He just can't do anything right.
[–]Senior ContributorDemonspawn 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He forgot her name.
I hate that I have this problem. Altho sometimes it makes for interesting memorable stories:
Waitress at a bar I frequent is my server, like for the 3rd time. I remember her name wrong and say the wrong name as I'm attempting to get her attention. She comes over to me, all fake huffy, and starts razzing me.
"Yes, I forgot your name. I can't remember names."
"So you forgot me?" (playful jab tone in voice)
.... I rattle off about 10 details about her that I remember from previous conversations with her. Where she grew up. Where she lived before she moved to where she is now. Her medical condition, and how it differs from my sisters (very similar), her favorite team....
Her jaw just drops. "You remember all that but you don't remember my name?"
"Your name isn't you. What makes you you is the things I said. That's what I remember."
"It's <her name>." kisses me on the cheek.
I'm sure the story got shared, because none of the waitresses give me grief anymore if call them by the wrong name ;)
[–]alt30313 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great line and great truth. There are a lot of guys I used to hangout with that were "friends" with girls that knew their names but didn't know or remember anything about them.
[–]McDoogleSnatch -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dave is doing better than me. :(
[–]themaxx77 -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So you tried to make him look stupid and said that he should be subservient to her? What kind of a wingman are you?
[–]TRP Vanguardnicethingyoucanthave 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was pissed off at him. Humor was the appropriate way to recover.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haven't made a blog post in a while, so I posted my FR there.
[–]Senior Contributordeepthrill -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I posted a big field report here during the middle of last week, so this weekend was pretty low keyed. I went to a bar with some friends, and I tried chatting up the bartender.
Hitting on bartenders has actually has been quite difficult for me lately. We talked for a few minutes, but she clearly had other customers to whom to tend, so it was short bursts of conversation. I asked her if she wanted to meet up sometime and check out other bars in the area, and she outright told me that we hadn't talked enough yet, and that I'd have to come back another night she was working first. No idea how to respond to that, so I just said, "Too bold so soon?" and she said yeah.
The prior week I was chatting with a bartender all night and we were clearly flirting, but at the end of the night I couldn't number-close.
Given that's only two data points, but maybe since they are paid to be nice to people and also used to drunk guys hitting on them all the time, that has something to do with the difficulty I've been having with bartenders?
[–]sirpsycho3 -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bartenders are the hardest girls to get. You are correct in your last paragraph. I dont game them because of their difficulty and amount of work
[–]Evers89 -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not to mention, the vast majority of bar staff are fucking other bar staff... I've seen one customer snag a bartender in the 4 years in this industry. If you pull one, I'll give you props for it. That's a good challenge to set for yourself.
[–]TRP Vanguardscottishredpill[S] -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always game bar girls, have had decent success. I find them surprisingly easy.
19 and in college.
My fraternity had a pregame with some girls and I pulled one of them to my room in 15 minutes, new personal record for me. The funny part was the best part of my game was ruthlessly taking pulls of the shittiest vodka. I guess it gets them wet really quickly ;)
[–]nSaneMadness -4 points-3 points-2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In further continuation of my FR with Girl 1 and 2 from the past couple of weeks...
So girl 1 got upset that I messed around with girl 2. She had left both girl 2 and I under the impression she didn't care. Now I won't be messing with G2 again, not because of G1, but because G2 was boring as fuck, lives a good 20+ min away and has no vehicle. Plus it's a major red flag if a woman doesn't have custody of her child, among other things, but I digress.
While G1 is playing her emotional jealousy out on me, I point out to her that we aren't together. She had left both myself and G2 under the impression she didn't care if we fooled around. She hamsters up "I would have asked you before we did anything."
Let me pause here to say both G2 and I had asked lol, which I had literally just told her. I then ask her why she didn't ask when she was initially trying to hook up with G2, and had in fact already started calling G2 her "GF." She retorts with "we're not together, my personal life is none of your business." To which I reply, "Exactly. Your defense applies to me."
From there I ignored her for the following couple of days. By Sunday she was back to wanting the D.
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