You are not a real man, if you don't date a plus size beauty once in your life.

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2020-08-08T14:35:24+00:00

Who is trying to be a step-dad? Nobody.....fucking nobody wants that.

EmiNVS · 2020-08-08T13:50:36+00:00

Being a real man is overrated anyway.

PlainTundra · 2020-08-08T14:32:33+00:00

Real man = the man who does things that benefit me

ITtears · 2020-08-08T15:35:51+00:00

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One-Move · 2020-08-08T16:47:39+00:00

4‘ 11” and fat, so in approximation spherical

leartistoflife · 2020-08-08T14:37:45+00:00

Disgusting WHALES who don't want to put in the work to be/look their best and expect THE TOP TIER MEN to settle for their fat ass.

I literally laugh in their faces when these ho's approach me, thinking that they even stand a chance.

I didn't spend decades refining myself and my life to settle for entitled crap

kes_unum · 2020-08-08T14:57:43+00:00

Why are some women such fuxking idiots at times. This reeks of desperation but insults the ones who swipe left at the same time.....tf kinda nasty attitude is that

someevilwhitemen · 2020-08-08T14:36:30+00:00

they know they are disgusting so they are using shaming language

CreflowDollars · 2020-08-08T16:14:06+00:00

The funny thing is she couldn't actually be with a man that truly liked fat chicks because she would either constantly question his attraction or be obnoxious as fuck like this bird

DangZagnut · 2020-08-08T16:35:31+00:00

Fat gurls don’t cook. They eat pre-made shite, and a lot of it, like everyone else.

How can I phrase this. This isn’t violence, this is a metaphor.

I like a girl who can take a punch.

By that I mean, I’ve dated thin model type girls, the anoerexics, and I’ve found my tastes with thicc-er girls.

Someone you can toss around. Do bdsm things with. Somewhere the whip can land and you’re not hitting bone.

I’ve never met a thin girl who can really handle the rough stuff. And a bony ass isn’t any fun.

So like, 20 lb. of padding? Or whatever to curve her up? I’m fine.

Not some 400lb ham beast, I’m talking curves you can really sink your claws into.

And they are fun to cuddle in winter, sure. Sucks in summer.

But not this girl, who clearly has the kind of fat you need to swim through.

Kazuma_Chunchunmaru · 2020-08-09T01:41:12+00:00

This is all garbage. I dated a woman that started thin and got fatter by the day. They are lazy. They don't cook. They don't cuddle. They are only into kinky shit till they lock you down, then it's either starfish sex or none at all.

It was so bad at the end I couldn't tell if I was grabbin' a titty or a roll. The only way I could tell was to search for a nipple. At that point she cheated and I was like "I'm out". She was miserable with herself and couldn't be happy with who she was. On a side note if anyone remembers when I mentioned several of my exes apologized to me, she was one of them years later. Told her to show me her tits and then hit the road...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-08T18:13:25+00:00

"Soon to be mom" - I remember when pregnant women had the decency not to try to snag a guy while they had some other guy's cumshot festering and gestating in their swollen, cavernous, overused uterus.

"Every guy needs to date a fat girl at least once" - I tried it once, and I immediately regretted it. I hope I can warn other men away from such self-inflicted loathing and regret.

"WE WILL COOK FOR YOU" - doubt. Most women have no idea how to cook. She probably thinks zapping some frozen Stouffer's meal in the microwave is cooking.

Fortius14 · 2020-08-08T13:57:06+00:00

I literally threw up in my mouth a little reading that. Geez, can't even keep the guy that knocked you up. If she was such a great catch, he wouldn't have thrown her back

capt_sasuke · 2020-08-09T06:16:07+00:00

A living trainwreck. I'm in awe of her shamelessness. I can't imagine having a child that one day becomes a classless ho3.

NotherThrowaway284 · 2020-08-08T16:42:46+00:00

Any poker player needs to learn how to bluff, but if you're going to win with such an empty hand, you have to make it subtle.

Just clumsy.

3HardWay · 2020-08-08T17:32:36+00:00

"That's not a beard, that's a saddle"

That sounds like one of those Greek torture myths. To be stuck for eternity being smothered by her stanky, moldy, yeasty, unwashed gunt area.

tikanderoga · 2020-08-08T22:28:58+00:00

Comes pre-filled, no sex required.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-08-08T17:23:34+00:00

Take one for the team, ma! This woman's gonna call you a ho!

Lameador · 2020-08-08T20:07:27+00:00

Sorry to break the mood, but she writes nicely and tries to offer something. If I had a beard, I could give her a chance

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-08-09T14:43:13+00:00

Whilst I can respect the fact that she is honest about her obesity as opposed to her hiding it, I’m gonna go Randy Jackson and say ‘I’m a no, dog.’ It’s hard to get in peak shape, but it’s not hard to stay in decent shape. I think her obesity is a proxy for other things.

Rayzor_debiker · 2020-08-12T11:28:50+00:00

Short, fat and comes with sexual baggage?

A frucking hard PASS!

I'm not against short women. My gf is short but she's an actual nice person who works out, works hard for her business and we give mutual respect. Not like this freak in the post.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-08-08T20:34:43+00:00

Roman war helmet time, again. You know she wants a guy that's six foot plus.

TwelfthCycle · 2020-08-09T08:59:22+00:00

If you find a plus sized beauty, I'll consider it. Until then, I'll stick to avoiding unattractive people, just like the rest of the population.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-08-11T02:23:34+00:00

😂so funny😂

quantum_darkness · 2020-08-11T13:58:36+00:00

I'm not a real man and I'm perfectly happy with that.

Title	You are not a real man, if you don't date a plus size beauty once in your life.
Author	Sickey90
Upvotes	103
Comments	53
Date	August 7, 2020 11:13 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/i5ocs8/you_are_not_a_real_man_if_you_dont_date_a_plus/
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