And the award for simp of the year goes to...

SammySilver09 · 2020-12-17T21:01:11+00:00

I doubt this guy has ever had a BJ because this is some Jr High virgin logic.

Women deserve an award for not mutilating a man in a moment of vulnerability, yet most men are 2 - 3x stronger than women and don't hurt them everyday and we deserve nothing.

GroundbreakingAd7585 · 2020-12-17T20:34:16+00:00

I hope the 14 year old girl he's trying to impress sees his comment.

silverado1995 · 2020-12-17T21:09:19+00:00

With that logic, women should thank men every day for not murdering them with their bare hands

ZomCom13 · 2020-12-17T22:18:09+00:00

Only a simp and a complete moron would put anything to do with blowjobs and dicks as an excuse for the Nobel Peace Prize.

"Huuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr Duuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr my peepee get the succ, no get bitey! pussie on the pedestal!!!!!"

someevilwhitemen · 2020-12-17T21:47:53+00:00

women think they should be rewarded for not being evil

2020-12-17T20:41:37+00:00

this guy........

I want someone to keep this post (I'm not on social media).

PLEASE someone keep it. When he posts about how he got his heart broke and blah, blah, blah....send THIS to him!

ChrysippusOfSoli · 2020-12-17T22:17:50+00:00

Nothing more nauseating than a simp.

2020-12-17T22:02:35+00:00

So every time a man doesn't hit a nagging woman, he should be given the Nobel Peace Price? (According to the simps logic)

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-12-17T21:01:43+00:00

Another simp of the year contender.

2020-12-17T22:29:23+00:00

Something tells me he just got to the second base and can't comprehend the fact that his pee wee was inside another humans mouth.

GeneralDruid · 2020-12-17T22:50:23+00:00

If a women bit my dick off she's signed her death certificate

Neldot · 2020-12-17T23:40:44+00:00

And this brain-dead has also 400k likes. The world is fucked...

catsdontsmile · 2020-12-18T01:01:36+00:00

The other day I saw a compilation on pornhub or something of women at bachelorette parties, strip clubs, etc, where stripers were with their dicks out and they'd just suck them off. It was like the dick had a magnet and their mouth another. Sometimes they'd even pour cream on it and suck it off, or pass it to a friend, or do it like "hold my phone gotta suck this dick" in front of her friends.

It was... mind blowing. Men might like strippers and slutty chicks, but we aren't so nasty that we'll go around sucking off stripper pussy and passing it around. What the hell is there to gain in doing something like that? It gives you zero pleasure. Apparently women are REALLY into sucking dicks. Its crazy. Only bluepills would think they are doing US a favor by sucking us off. Its men who deserve an award for sticking their tongue around that open wound.

Fortunio13 · 2020-12-17T23:18:45+00:00

Lead by example, Mr White Knight Simp, go get your own dick bitten off (you said yourself you deserve it), be my guest.

coloradocaniac · 2020-12-18T00:31:38+00:00

It's called divorce rape, alimony and child support.

They save their fangs for then.

azexdctvybhnkmll · 2020-12-18T03:26:55+00:00

Years later this guy is gonna ask why no girl married him.

Girls like dominate types. My early simp years sending nice/beta vibe messages never got me laid. I changed that to I’m just looking to fuck and bam things changed. Females wanna keep face but deep down we know their personality

Rosiovan444 · 2020-12-18T04:02:40+00:00

Odin greatly disapproves, doesn't want this one in his great mead Hall.

Sumfuc · 2020-12-17T22:14:25+00:00

Why would they bite dicks off? They love the “D” & our wallets.

Bri-70 · 2020-12-17T22:44:09+00:00

I hope he gets his wish. He deserves it, or should I say doesn't deserve to have one.

Carrot_Flat · 2020-12-18T00:28:24+00:00

I rate that comment 20/10 in terms of ridiculousness. In my opinion this guy has clearly not experienced enough women to fully understand yet...

lventox · 2020-12-18T00:34:56+00:00

This is surreal.

ir0nm0ney · 2020-12-18T03:11:12+00:00

Acknowledging that modern women are sluts

happyhappyhuman · 2020-12-18T00:14:37+00:00

I’ve yet to experience a BJ which doesn’t feel excessively toothy. Must be the luckiest guy alive.

gentle_lemon · 2020-12-18T00:48:05+00:00

I wish a bitch would....

plebbitor24601 · 2020-12-18T01:46:20+00:00

Imagine awarding someone a prize for basic decency.

xbregax · 2020-12-18T01:56:57+00:00

When I go down on them I'm in the perfect position to bite their clit off but I never do. Where is my prize?

nickardoin96 · 2020-12-18T02:37:15+00:00

I’d love to know what this dude thinks he or any man has done to deserve to have their dick bitten off. Definitely a simp.

simplystimpy · 2020-12-18T03:31:37+00:00

I mean, I could bite his dick off . . . but he could dig his thumbs into my eyes and rupture them, and I couldn't swat his hands away because my hands will be too busy working the shaft and balls.

Whoever's sucking dick is in a far more vulnerable position than whoever's receiving.

cliffbot · 2020-12-18T03:33:48+00:00

Wtf? How is it justified?

cerealbih · 2020-12-18T06:54:21+00:00

By this logic every gun owner is a saint because they could whip out the gat whenever they want to and end somebody’s shit but they don’t.

Being in a position of power and doing the right thing doesn’t automatically make somebody right

2020-12-18T07:01:54+00:00

I think he got his first BJ few minutes ago.

Legs2big · 2020-12-18T00:59:05+00:00

He is no male at all. Freaking trans ase btch.

Android80631 · 2020-12-18T01:18:10+00:00

Considering she'll take a man for half his stuff she's in it for the long game.

MediumConcern2 · 2020-12-18T04:58:39+00:00

Women get tired of giving blow jobs, cooking and cleaning. So what do men need women for?

agentmax1293 · 2020-12-18T05:09:34+00:00

What an idiot.

realChebz · 2020-12-18T06:27:36+00:00

well I hope his dick gets bitten off, since according to his words he deserves it. And probably doesn't need one anyway. Time to transition, bonobo.

nygtgi · 2020-12-18T07:01:28+00:00

https://www.thelocal.se/20071114/9093

tsundokume · 2020-12-18T08:12:36+00:00

Even if this is a joke, as kinda lame it is, how fucking desperate do you have to be to prostrate yourself for women like this? Really? Do men get a Nobel for not powerbombing her through the floor during missionary?

mick1783 · 2020-12-18T09:12:16+00:00

Well, it goes both ways when it comes to oral sex. Counting in the fact that men have stronger bite the Nobel is ours.

TombDavid · 2020-12-18T09:54:25+00:00

wow thats the father of all simps :D

Crusty_Dick · 2020-12-18T09:54:54+00:00

If a chick bit my dick, she will get KO'd

Chrh · 2020-12-18T11:56:18+00:00

I wonder what this guy did to deserve to have his dick bitten of...

Last_Supermarket302 · 2020-12-18T19:16:34+00:00

"I hope she see's it lad!"

IHadToMakeAProfile · 2020-12-18T20:20:13+00:00

Crazy how every time men are near women, they are in perfect position to kill women with their bare hands (and it would be deserved). yet they never do. For this reason alone, I would like to nominate all men for the Nobel peace prize.

Here you go. I wonder how many likes this will get. women just get a participation award for participating in life.

ReplyIfSmallPp · 2020-12-18T21:36:44+00:00

I want to press my thumbs into his eyes

RegiusGeralt · 2020-12-19T11:39:28+00:00

The Simp Lord.

Rolmar · 2020-12-18T11:39:10+00:00

Why are you guys this salty its obviously just a joke

Title	And the award for simp of the year goes to...
Author	kmfdm86
Upvotes	507
Comments	75
Date	December 17, 2020 8:32 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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