Looking for somebody who won't be stingy? I wonder what that's code word for

Itburns12345 · 2021-02-11T23:10:56+00:00

Every piercing is like its own red flag ! Wants someone who isnt stingy and of course will put up with her going to biker bars and getting drunk and totaly not sleeping with anyone while you babysit the kids

Ooh and when you break up with her the drinking + guns combo is a red flag all on its own...your future partner will need a safety talk about this one

make_reddit_great · 2021-02-11T23:11:20+00:00

"Don't be stingy" = "I will sabotage your efforts to save and build wealth."

ReddiReaders · 2021-02-12T00:59:34+00:00

Welp, if the pussy is loose, you could always try her ear lope

jws755 · 2021-02-11T23:57:31+00:00

The piercings say it all...

No.

yellomachine · 2021-02-11T23:15:43+00:00

HEY GUYZ!! I'm everything you want, and nothing you need. I used to look good, but decided to pierce my face shut. I have no impulse control and waste money like it's the end of the world. That's why I need your mon....er.....love.

Breaking_the_beta · 2021-02-11T23:33:51+00:00

My wallet and I blissfully decline.

floppymomtits · 2021-02-11T23:53:32+00:00

Yeah, this is a joke-it’s part of a clip played on Tom Segura and Christina P’s podcast YMH. The quote is, “don’t be stingy Mark”. The podcast is totally NSFW but I recommend!

reignoferror00 · 2021-02-11T23:51:35+00:00

First I saw the three piercings around his lips, then the septum ring. Okay, yeesh. Then it took me two seconds to notice those giant holes in her ears where the thick wooden hoop earrings go through - Yikes! In her jungle of a home you, on a good day her can be 10th on the totem pole of her priorities, except of course when it comes to bill paying.

You'll be in a small jungle. So, something like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I'll be Marlin Perkins and someone else can be Jim Fowler. I'll leave it to some other guy to approach the beast in her natural habitat. I'll just narrate. I could even do it like the old episodes of Hinterland's Who's Who - "For a more complete story of a delusional train wreck why not contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa".

vizualdesperado88 · 2021-02-12T00:12:25+00:00

A blatant unapologetic gold digger...

All those plants aint gonna stop her from dying alone.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-02-11T23:19:29+00:00

She wants someone who's not a cheap ass.

Someone's got to pay for her son, plants, pets, home, and beer. And her bikes and guns and whatever else, right.

thefilthyhermit · 2021-02-12T04:11:14+00:00

I want to stick a hard drive magnet on her face.

ThaiEscapePlan · 2021-02-12T01:55:12+00:00

She is such a fucking trainwreck that nobody mentioned "the absurd amount of sarcasm and sass" ... so on top of the category 5 shitstorm of crazy, piercings, floppy taco and potential homicide, she's a mouthy bitch. and proud of it.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-02-12T14:05:53+00:00

When guys say they need a submissive woman they don't mean a weak woman, or a whiny brat, or a mindless slave. They mean someone who is not like this glittering jewel of sarcastic femininity.

CarlSpencer · 2021-02-12T15:11:03+00:00

Hmmm...where's the father of your kid? Ran away? Why?

yoitsericc · 2021-02-12T03:10:36+00:00

At least she's a mommy. Maybe she can make me cum in 4 strokes?

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-02-12T03:24:02+00:00

I know she's awful at blow jobs, the piercings get in the way.

kyledontcare · 2021-02-12T01:47:42+00:00

Horrible fat ear ring piercing. Looks something like Early Olmec carvings.

dbfkf · 2021-02-12T02:03:19+00:00

🤑

Old_snowboarder · 2021-02-12T10:59:57+00:00

'sarcasm and sass' - insufferable opinionated bitch

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2021-02-12T12:48:49+00:00

My life revolves around my ~~son, family, friends, plants, pets and home~~ stupid piercings.

Fixed that for her.

BigOleLegs · 2021-02-12T15:47:57+00:00

Works in a brewery aka has a propensity toward alcoholism and always has an army of back burners in case you're too "stingy."

CSM_Pepper · 2021-02-11T23:18:59+00:00

Want to find someone who won't be stingy. My life revolves around my son, family, friends, plants, pets, and home. Oh and beer.

https://youtu.be/Yf_Lwe6p-Cg?t=115

2021-02-12T03:07:28+00:00

So you can pay to reconstruct her earlobes?

Snowman4168 · 2021-02-12T10:47:10+00:00

I’ve spent my 20s riding the carousel and frivolously wasting money from my minimum wage job and now I’ve got no career prospects and a chadspawn to care for so I’m looking for a sucker to bail me out. In return you’ll get access to my destroyed meat flaps once a month and you’ll get to listen to me nag at you and demand money all the time! Line ups back there fellas

kyledontcare · 2021-02-12T14:09:27+00:00

Such a revolting woman.

CabinetLopsided2102 · 2021-02-12T15:31:41+00:00

So she’s saying I’d come in behind plant life on the food chain? Where do I sign up?!?🙄

Cabshear · 2021-02-17T09:24:02+00:00

BTW those piercings smell bad. All the time.

asdf333aza · 2021-02-12T00:47:09+00:00

Don't be stingy?

Aka be as loose with your money as she is with opening her legs.

Afraid-Cookie1006 · 2021-02-13T02:55:16+00:00

Are the bjs worth it for chad to stay? We know it's chad only.

Dunkman83 · 2021-02-13T15:19:40+00:00

94 fucking plants????

LaLa_Land543 · 2021-02-14T14:42:01+00:00

“Can ride a motorcycle “ = some dude ‘taught’ her the basics, but she has neither the follow-through or the funds to buy her own and just say that “I own a motorcycle.”

Maleficent_Balance · 2021-02-16T04:14:51+00:00

seeing the two different piercing types just makes me thing of bimetallic corrosion

LordOfTheRatchets · 2021-02-13T05:08:51+00:00

Are you guys fucking stupid? This is clearly a Your mom's house podcast joke . It's literally all over

Title	Looking for somebody who won't be stingy? I wonder what that's code word for
Author	madnessinbkk
Upvotes	186
Comments	64
Date	February 11, 2021 10:55 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/lhx88u/looking_for_somebody_who_wont_be_stingy_i_wonder/
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