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[–]InevitableOwl1Sr. Hamster Analyst110 points111 points112 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I’d never fully appreciated how much that Marilyn Monroe (attributed) quote is just outrageous shaming language. It basically shames men for having standard
And let’s leave aside that the person who apparently said it was the most desired woman in the world at the time. It does not apply to the average woman on tinder!
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
And let’s leave aside that the person who apparently said it was the most desired woman in the world at the time.
Only physically. She was a junkie piece of shit.
[–]p3ngwinStreets HoeTel Manager 58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
don't forget slut.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Slore
[–]kokofiki3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
super slag
[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She was trying to become a better actress at the time of her death, but she was like most women - did not understand her worth and value as a woman, understood how to use men, allowed herself to be used by men and hated men and herself for it, and was almost completely unable to receive love from the men who loved her.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I pity her too, but I still dislike her.
[–]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Marilyn couldn't handle her own self at her worst, and failed to realize her best.
I'm not going to get the best from someone who can't handle themselves at their worst.
[–]Cissnowflake30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
‘She spoke her slogan, well-rehearsed,
And oftentimes expressed:
'If you can't take me at my worst,
You don't deserve my best!
So there!' she grinned, content with glee,
And pompous, proud delight
Emboldened by banality,
And self-important trite.
'All-right,' I said - 'I'm gone, and glad.'
She turned with dark dismay.
'You see - your worst is really bad.
Your best is just okay.'
[–]FuckRedditsADMIN27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
best retort is always "if you cant handle my beatings you dont deserve my kisses"
[–]Randallsixx1311 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she stays, she's a keeper.
[–]fatherteddy7772 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In fact,I love that quote. It brings back to the essentials; If that pretty face is totally rotten and looney inside, why are you still around her?
Fits quite well with "Don't put your d--- in crazy" IMO.
[–]ekudram52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I used to love crazy bitches.
Then one day I wondered why all I found where crazy bitches. I finally realized they where all crazy bitches. I left the plantation for the last time that day. 15 years clean of crazy bitches.
Never going back.
[–]ekudram36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
PS: Never stick your dick in crazy and give them your real name.
[–]x-typo16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And address... Invited one over and yea... I finally learned my lesson after one RO and several 911 calls later.
[–]ThusWankZarathustra1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What’ve you been doing since then? Flyin solo?
[–]ekudram1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]GTFO_Lmao1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For real. Most girls I dated had weird daddy issues so in hindsight I feel kind of bad for them but I feel just as bad for me for dealing with them. Thank god I didn’t get tied down to any of them.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I have a bunch of mental illnesses so if you can't handle that swipe left.
Once again, we have another example of women's "if you can't handle" manipulative bullshit. 99% of the time, if a woman is saying that to you, she is trying to insult your manhood to manipulate you into serving her wants and needs.
A woman says that shit to you, the only rational response is to leave.
don't judge me before you get to know me
I know enough to know that I don't want to know more.
[–]LameadorJr. Hamster Analyst43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She’s an honest one. I mean honestly she is a 1.
And yet she’ll still get some dates
[–]newtomtl8311 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I get big fat vibes from her.
[–]LameadorJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mental health medication tends to make people fatter as a side effect
[–]BuchwildSlaps Donkeys Ass: "Hell, you can swipe her all day long!"2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the medication you ass, it's not her fault. /S
[–]LaLa_Land54326 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I have 100% no responsibility and no redeeming qualities. Lovvvvve meeeee”
[–]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's talking like we should feel blessed to be with a tantrum throwing adult. That's rich.
[–]DickVonPounDatSnatch16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I have a bunch of mental illnesses", so you'll either be doped up on anti-psychotics or a complete nutjob. In what world would anyone swipe right on this?
[–]EastEndMontrealer15 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only people who would swipe right also have a bunch of mental illnesses
[–]ransay32779 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see rabbits boiling on the kitchen stove.
[–]deadBeefCafe201410 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if I could handle her at her worst, why would i choose to do so? The differential between her worst and best doesn’t seem to be much.
[–]x-typo9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you can’t love me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best... This saying needs to die! I won’t date a homeless drug addict who is currently pregnant, crazy, and has 20 cats. That would be an example of a persons worst, the saying is also emasculating telling a man “you shouldn’t have a choice in who you date I don’t need to put effort for a MAN I’m perfect!” It’s funny they would even think there is a best out of a person like that it’s not even a guarantee that there will be a best it’s actually extremely unlikely.
[–]khillik8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I worked in a psychiatric facility for about a year or so. This makes me think she got her phone past some staff that didn't care & is getting her beta ready upon release, so she'll have another place to go without the "judgement" of her father & emotionally abuse her kid in peace. I might be reaching, just saw it too many times while working there.
[–]g00p2[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Really wouldn't know. Saw her on Tinder screenshoted it then swiped left.
[–]khillik0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahahahaha, damn. I should make another tinder to get some good content for this sub.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't forget lads, she knows how to treat a man right...
[–]epbsbs128 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But not her son apparently
[–]BlackBikerchick5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe just... Swipe left?
[–]withrowsprings3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If the judge let the kid stay with dad, the mental illness is true.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry to correct you, but the son is not with his father, but with his grandfather, HER dad.
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[–]nitro-6661 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's probably so obvious she's crazy that she wins nothing trying to hide it.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It dident ever occur to her to sort through her issues before dating?
[–]g00p2[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Self reflection is a hard trait to come by these days
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More red flags than a Chinese parade!
[–]silverstonethethird4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always love the "if you can't love me/handle me at my worst you don't deserve my best" bull crap. I always say "If you didn't want me in your prime I don't want you in your decline"
[–]IdrinkandIknowXL2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They really need to keep cell phones away from the patients in mental institutions.
[–]Ivan_The_Reddish2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also my son is with my dad
Are we still doing phrasing?
[–]tthisisalljustatestt1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everytime I see that quote I wish I had a time machine so I could thot patrol Marilyn MonHOE when that shit sentence of linguistical vomit was about to come out of her mouth.
[–]Sercant1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 25 and I dont have my shit together, or mental illnesses. How fucking dare someone try to drag another person into that mix, honestly.
[–]th3r3dpill1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else absolute hate that last line?
f you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve my best
What makes these broads think their "best" is so desirable?
[–]Divine-Nemesis1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a bunch of mental illnesses so if you can handle , swipe left. Ugh.......okay If you can’t love me at my worst then you you don’t deserve me at my best
Love? Bitch I don’t even know you. That was just a reassurance that within two weeks she (and probably her kids) Love you and think y’all should move in and get joint back accounts. Don’t worry, she’s still looking for a job. It’s been ten years but hey, she’s still looking
[–]SnoooSnoo0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please Jebus help the poor fools to see the light and not respond to this Tinder wreck. Help them see that they will probably end up in handcuffs or worse physical injured. Amen.
[–]DoTheSnoopyDance0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Says every woman who will drop a man at the first sign of any setback.
[–]lil_did_she_know0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s funny that she mentioned what she’s going to bring to the table. Goes immediately after 20.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Without the last quote this would be inappropriate for this forum. She actually lists what she brings to the table! She knows how to treat a man right!!!!! This should be rewarded and puts her way ahead of most profiles we see! I will take this mentally ill girl who treats her man right over 10,000 empowered bitches.
[–]kokofiki0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"if you cant love me..yadada adad adad"
This is outrageous, only due to the fact that EVERY hoe is using this SAME, NPC quote.
women are NOT the better sex. They are dumb, mind controlled lemmings.
[–]Snoo331760 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When a person has a collection of psychiatric diagnoses, it almost always means their real problem is a personality disorder.
[–]silver_zepher0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"If YoU cAnT hAnDlE mE aT mY wOrST"
Listen, I know better than to get tickets to titanic 2 electric boogaloo's maiden voyage.
[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
20 years old and already fucked up. Is a nut, and has a kid.
[–]The-Real-Ivivik0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine being the father having to raise your daughters son because she can’t stop riding the CC
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
all those character flaws and she has an enlarged heart!?!?
Doesn't sound too good for her.
[–]MEH_DECK0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If your worst hit you at 20fckn years old GIRL... Wait till you become a woman of 40 that shits gonna make u tango lol
[–]anonymouse6040 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m a mentally ill single mom. Here are my demands:
[–]nobody27650 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wish more people were honest like this. Make my life easier.
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