Baptist looking for love. Must dominate her in bed and love her 5 children as if they were your own. Not playing any games.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-04-02T23:41:32+00:00

I hate the “a few extra pounds” category. It really stretches the definition of the word “few”.

And by stretches I mean completely changes it to mean “a fuckload”

But this lady is screwed. Fat, disabled, nearly 40 and with 5 kids. No one will take her. It is obviously not mentioned how her marriage ended but she has fucked up big time

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-04-02T23:32:03+00:00

"...will defend my honor"

uhh... that attribute, if it ever existed in the first place, left the barn a looooooong time ago

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-02T23:42:05+00:00

She expects for this man to just jump into this Brady Bunch family and accept all the responsibilities the father(s) walked away from??

Even if you disregard her having a stroke, she is still a single mother of FIVE CHILDREN employed part-time with a self-proclaimed "sassy and stubborn" attitude. Read in between the lines and you'll quickly see the position she wants the ATM - um, the "man" - to play.

We men need to just leave her "the fuck alone" because she can't be serious!!

DetectivePure503 · 2021-04-02T23:45:34+00:00

„A few extra pounds“ lmfao. Come on!

capt_sasuke · 2021-04-02T23:41:07+00:00

This ogre has so many damned demands. Senseless tramp could not manage to keep its legs closed. This creature still has the nerve to be 'sassy and stubborn' lolz. You cannot make this up. Delusion is strong with this thing. It still thinks that it is still a prize lmao. Bit*h plz!!!!

Karens are the absolute most disgusting creature on planet Earth. I sort of feel sorry for most white men [or people, we are inclusive.. tehehe]. You were once immune to this sort of degeneracy. Sad.

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-04-02T23:51:54+00:00

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Hikingthrough28 · 2021-04-03T02:07:22+00:00

I actually feel bad for some of these women. To be so blind about how little they offer, how much they demand and how much baggage they have is either they get really good at lying to themselves or just ignorant narcissism. Could be both.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-04-03T01:10:49+00:00

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lurkerhasarisen · 2021-04-03T02:45:36+00:00

If she's really Baptist, there's an easy solution. It doesn't allow marriage to someone else, though. It's quite simple, really:

Go. Back. And. Be. A. Submissive. Wife. To. Your. Husband.

imdaad_khan · 2021-04-03T00:18:46+00:00

This has to be satire... it has to be.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-03T02:52:45+00:00

"Sassy and stubborn attitude" tells me all I need to know. And to top it off, every single selfie has the same RBF expression. The 5 kids and the fact she's disabled just amplify and garnish the plate of this shit sandwich. Seriously, gents, who would date this woman? I can't begin to comprehend who what a desperate "scrote" (and my favorite Female Derangement Syndrome sub would describe him) would even touch this profile. And "a few extra pounds?" If one of my buddies brought this women to a party I would punch him in the dick.

Autisticus · 2021-04-03T04:46:08+00:00

"Im a mother of 5 beautiful children who are my life..."

Done. Im out.

2021-04-03T01:05:14+00:00

Disabled (no shame, but it matters) 40 year old with 5 kids.

I might... Oh nevermind, she did say "leave me the fuck alone".

Oh well, we could have had a future.

boihuh58 · 2021-04-03T01:12:31+00:00

And of course “they are her life”

noobie107 · 2021-04-03T01:17:33+00:00

few extra pounds

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-03T05:39:36+00:00

She looks like a used mattress. The kind with pee, shit stains and flees. 5 kids came out of her lumpy stretched out body. No thanks.

tiernach · 2021-04-03T01:16:03+00:00

This one of those "how it started. how it's going" set of photos?

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-03T02:56:43+00:00

Look woman ... you've got several contradictory concepts in there:

Someone that can take my sarcasm and fire it right back

Will hold me tight and listen when I'm angry or hurt instead of fight with me

So what you want is a MIND READER who can tell when it's time to fire back some sarcasm, and when it's time to stroke your delicate ego.

The problem is you tell us you want someone who can

handle my sassy and stubborn attitude

Which means that our Mind Reader has to put up with you being a bitch most of the day then

dominate me in the bedroom

And what happens if you get sassy and stubborn in the bedroom? Is our Mind Reader supposed to 'handle' it, or dominate you? And if he's doing the latter, why should he not do the same outside the bedroom if it gets you to STFU and stop with the attitude?

Overkillengine · 2021-04-03T04:35:17+00:00

TLDR version: "Fat insufferable single mom seeks man to bail her out of the consequences of her shitty decision making, and he must do it for negative compensation in return."

loggingaway · 2021-04-03T04:24:48+00:00

One of her female friends told her be sure to mention “great sex” in the first or second sentence and at least SOME men will stop right there and match with you and not read all of your warning signs/red flags that follow.

ltde5150 · 2021-04-03T13:58:27+00:00

Ah yes - fluent in sarcasm. A prized trait that every guy is looking for.

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-04-03T06:53:54+00:00

Defending her honour will be easy: Just leave the barn door open and prop up a used toothpick next to it. That’s all you’ll ever need to defend this mythical concept.

kew05gp · 2021-04-03T07:58:09+00:00

This profile is a confirmation that the world is cumming to end end. Honestly

Melek_Taus666 · 2021-04-03T02:36:53+00:00

Average woman with above average demands... standard issue post wall single mother 'searching for a sucka'

silly_birb · 2021-04-03T07:53:25+00:00

If someone was into human trafficking she would be considered a jackpot

LuckyAugust20 · 2021-04-03T12:32:46+00:00

Thats what happens, when you was famous in your teens and 20s and still think that you are a diamant. I feel sorry for the children. In 10-15 years we will have alot of single-parenthood-children, who only hsve a mother and everchanging fathers

kyledontcare · 2021-04-04T00:05:26+00:00

I can tell you good Baptists don't go around spouting the F word. Move along.

SCCock · 2021-04-03T11:23:47+00:00

I'm surprised I am the first to mention her tit-tat. But then again that is small potatoes compared to her lumpy bod.

mustangfrank · 2021-04-03T16:51:30+00:00

Good luck

Unusual_Chair · 2021-04-04T20:28:12+00:00

She looking for a man to defend her honor. What this means is that when some guy insults her or for whatever strange reason hits on her. You gotta be ready to throw hands. And if you lose, she will just bang the guy who you lost to.

Don't know about you fellas, but I'm not defending any womans honor.

danger_noodl · 2021-04-04T23:44:35+00:00

Fellas the best advice I can give you is don't put your finger where you wouldn't want to put your dick

SCCock · 2021-04-05T09:51:51+00:00

I can give her a sympathy vote for having had a stroke, but that doesn't nullify the fact, married or not, that she spawned five times.

mgtowpowerballz · 2021-04-05T19:28:42+00:00

Mark Hamil Joker laugh

me-dgaf · 2021-04-07T21:57:44+00:00

damn, ain't she the prize.

I wouldn't give her the penny found stuck with gum under my car seat.

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