PPD Unmatched.

bluescubidoo · 2018-09-09T12:51:32+00:00

"Why would I want that"

This is advanced retardation.

FWAPTASTIC · 2018-09-09T13:17:05+00:00

that is funny as hell, now explain your carefree life mr 1% battery...

itsmewpg · 2018-09-09T21:02:18+00:00

Right before his phone died — the pass was denied.

johnchapel · 2018-09-09T16:00:23+00:00

Have fun jerking off to the internet....as opposed to having fun jerking off...to...the...same internet?

Is this girl stupid?

Emissary1 · 2018-09-09T13:29:52+00:00

Because apparently her pictures are not sent through the Internet...

Osceana · 2018-09-09T19:19:59+00:00

Had a similar story. Was in Rio a few years back with a buddy who was a bodybuilder. Guy was absolutely RIPPED. We go to a bar and are having some drinks and we see two girls we want to talk to. So we go over and chat them up. The one he's talking to apparently revealed that they were both prostitutes. She told him that if he wanted to sleep with her there'd be a price. Without missing a beat, he immediately replies, "Why would I pay you? You should be paying me. I'm in better shape than you are!" She got so upset and stormed out hahahaha

Pervy_Uncle · 2018-09-09T14:35:35+00:00

Her last comment makes no sense... I guess I expect too much.

duffmanhb · 2018-09-09T18:13:33+00:00

Probably not even awoman. Probably found nudes online and is trying to make money off dudes.

TehFakeDonaldTrump · 2018-09-09T16:58:51+00:00

Send the whore $5 and post her pics all over the internet.

Nova-Prospekt · 2018-09-09T15:50:21+00:00

When I saw the title I thought this was going to be dota player PeterPanDam roasting someone on twitter dms.

Itchy_Craphole · 2018-09-09T15:10:41+00:00

CHARGE YOUR BATTERY KEN!!!!! JESUS!!!!!

Nezborn02 · 2018-09-09T16:20:24+00:00

"Why would I want that" exactly

hockeyboi · 2018-09-09T22:41:22+00:00

Can someone explain what Venmo is?

So she sends you pics for money?

1% battery life. Makes my hands sweaty.

Huskerzfan · 2018-09-09T14:29:35+00:00

Savage as f

el_polar_bear · 2018-09-10T01:29:08+00:00

So, an unsuccessful desperate whore? So desirable.

PapaGeorgio23 · 2018-09-09T16:48:07+00:00

Patrolled.

eccentricelmo · 2018-09-11T11:31:17+00:00

Do some guys find that attitude attractive? Women like that make me wanna barf

bonglord227 · 2018-09-11T13:24:12+00:00

I don’t get why girls do this when they know porn is free? If you want money get a fucking job. Maybe it’ll help make the pay gap less ;)

Biffalo44 · 2018-09-10T05:13:55+00:00

Charge your god damn phone

doesntmeanathing · 2018-09-09T17:43:15+00:00

So glad I’m gay.

SocialForceField · 2018-09-09T20:44:53+00:00

Venmo is fucking cancer

jmoney6 · 2018-09-09T16:29:31+00:00

OP, please charge your phone

DigitalZ13 · 2018-09-09T17:08:52+00:00

That battery life is stressing me out

Xuma9199 · 2018-09-10T00:51:05+00:00

I think I matched with this same person a week ago, do you live somewhere in the northeast?

gemini88mill · 2018-09-10T01:17:26+00:00

There is always a thotier thot

TheStoryOfSome · 2018-09-10T03:01:20+00:00

Okay, now this is EPIC

sinnerdizzle · 2018-09-10T03:48:16+00:00

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG That battery life!!

shn6 · 2018-09-10T04:10:22+00:00

Was hoping for the salt lord PPD

shomerf00kingshabbos · 2018-09-10T05:34:38+00:00

r/kenm ?

YourIdealRealist · 2018-09-11T12:45:47+00:00

OH FUCK

Schraelnick · 2018-09-11T18:41:44+00:00

Ken 1, thot 0

ArchieBunker_IV · 2018-09-11T19:01:17+00:00

Somebody get a doctor cuz that bitch got ktfo

toyosusa · 2018-09-21T01:40:06+00:00

Epic roast.

ShameonBlueFalcons · 2018-10-01T08:25:37+00:00

Im more disturbed the phone is at 1%....

Fix your shit and commence the swipefest.

Zoollio · 2018-10-13T17:33:45+00:00

My man used his last 1% of battery in the best way possible.

xecor2 · 2018-10-16T22:37:37+00:00

"Can you cosplay as 2d? Because i only like 2d."

Hitlersartcollector · 2018-11-07T05:26:21+00:00

How are internet pics different than hers? Other than the fact that anyone can find high quality photos of anything they want on line for free. Her pics likely have bad lighting and pimples

bigfloppydisks · 2019-02-09T07:07:03+00:00

CHRIST ALMIGHTY PLUG IN YOUR DAMN PHONE

jefferson_dsp · 2018-09-09T18:01:14+00:00

Raped

Swedneck · 2018-09-09T22:44:18+00:00

wtf is venmo?

2018-09-10T00:24:38+00:00

explain how you know emma shes a skank

annihilation80 · 2018-09-10T00:53:45+00:00

Lol this is so simple. It's biology you tards.

EwwTedCruz · 2018-09-09T23:08:35+00:00

The way she went about this was stupid but there’s nothing wrong with selling pictures of your body to willing customers. There’s nothing wrong with ethical sex work for either the buyer or the seller.

Title	PPD Unmatched.
Author	MitchNoob
Upvotes	3327
Comments	87
Date	September 9, 2018 12:04 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/9ech84/ppd_unmatched/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/ppd-unmatched.894515 https://theredarchive.com/post/894515

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