1. Bad faith arguments.

Ex. “You want a virgin? Guess what, most virgins are underage, so actually you want a little girl!”

  1. Playground insults.

Ex. “Wow, you think looks matter? Put down the crack pipe, homie.”

  1. Anecdote Andy.

Ex. “Well see, that’s where you’re wrong. I grew up in the small town of Tillsbury back in 1983, and I’ll have you know, the ladies at the bar (after 5 drinks, mind you) loved my jokes. Even today, I can get a hearty chuckle from my 400-pound wife, though she’s been giving me the cold shoulder lately. Wait, what were we arguing about?”

  1. Concern trolling.

Ex. “It is so damn sad how you all ended up like this…No, you’re not entitled to sex, you creeps!”

  1. Derail, Derail, Derail.

Ex. “See, this study of how men prefer to wipe their ass front to back proves that any man get get a girlfriend. Checkmate, incels.”

Now, with these tools, you can own the sexless men and deflect from your own lackluster Iove life!