Bahaha, if only...

beautifullymodest · 2021-02-27T04:47:45+00:00

As someone that's received the vaccine, I can safely say that am livid to still be attracted to men.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-27T03:11:50+00:00

Get two just to be safe

matte_personality · 2021-02-27T05:43:23+00:00

You’re telling me I’ll end two sufferings at the same time? 😍

girl_in_red_costume · 2021-02-27T05:58:00+00:00

Looks like it's a win/win. Tough luck to the guys though...hahah

IndividualRoutine661 · 2021-02-27T12:48:11+00:00

Damn, if there is a cure for female heterosexuality sign me up now😂

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-02-27T03:43:07+00:00

As far as I know, the covid vaccine doesn't contain mercury. Environmental mercury exposure has a correlation with male ibises nesting together. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/101203-homosexual-birds-mercury-science

Alas, no reported effects on female ibises.

soundslikeautumn · 2021-02-27T06:45:23+00:00

I wish!

IAteTheDragon · 2021-02-27T12:34:33+00:00

Ok, I'll take 10 of those!! 🙋🏼‍♀️ Cleric Boingboing, please disclose this about other meds!!

LateShop · 2021-02-27T16:36:58+00:00

I'd just hope for asexuality. Life is pesky enough with all these unfulfilled sex desires running about in my brain.

asoulwhoseintentions · 2021-02-27T22:59:25+00:00

I’m livid

Title	Bahaha, if only...
Author	pickadaisy
Upvotes	1422
Comments	22
Date	February 27, 2021 1:04 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ltclhs/bahaha_if_only/
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