I was out shopping for wine to take over to a friend's for movie night, when this rando basically accosted me as I was walking down an aisle. He got uncomfortably close in my space (like 4-5 inches away from me), told me he was an employee and asked if I could use help finding anything. His energy was TERRIBLE, and without thinking, I put my hand up between myself and him, didn't even look and said "no thanks, I'm good" and walked away.

Pre-FDS, I would've gotten sucked into his total bullshit. But not today. :D

Also, feel free to add your own ways of telling men to fuck off via body language, or just straight up telling them so. I love a good story.