Finally, a prank show I would watch!

obnoxiousgrape · 2019-12-31T23:08:27+00:00

When I was 15 and like 20/21 year olds would send me one (at which age a lot of people still live at home) I would send their moms their dick pics and my age with a message of how I was concerned that they might be predators. I never got a picture twice.

Now if I get one I just respond with “Oh. That’s it? Yikes”. Usually gets the job done

anchovycupcakes · 2020-01-01T00:41:29+00:00

This reminds me of something that actually happened... About 10 years ago now.

I was at a club with one of my best girlfriends and I met a cute guy who seemed really really cool and nice and the three of us really got along and were cracking jokes and really gelling. I have to emphasize how cool he seemed, because I'm remembering and I'm still like WHAT THE FUCK. There was nothing sleazy or overtly sexual that occured whatsoever. I wanted to date him 🙄

Well, he gave us a ride home (we lived within a block of each other) and he started getting weirdly sexual in the car, making inappropriate comments that seemed like he was hoping to get laid that night, with both of us... Uhhh... No buddy. That was never going to happen.

So as he drops us off, he's like "well can I at least get a blow job?!!"... And this fucker whips his dick out!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Well, I didn't miss a beat. Either did Courtney (my friend). I was in front and saw it first and my initial reaction was to scrunch up my nose and then I started laughing and said "ahahahahah!!! Courtney omg! Look at his little dick!"

Courtney leans back into the car to have a look and busts out laughing maniacally and is like "Omg girl, I have never seen a smaller one before in my life!"

At this point I'm out of the car and we are cackling and wildly high fiving each other because it is among the most genuinely funny bullshit that has happened to us, lol.

He looked like he was going to die and peeled out of the parking space and down the road before we could say another thing 👌🤣🤣

2019-12-31T23:47:13+00:00

Also, men claiming they’re “not like the others” go to meet up on a date chaperoned by all their exes to hold them accountable.

psychsense · 2020-01-01T00:07:39+00:00

And their employer :)

SamSparks24 · 2019-12-31T23:47:12+00:00

I would buy a separate streaming subscription JUST for this show.

Succubus_Sin · 2020-01-01T02:38:03+00:00

I remember I had to contact a man’s mother with screenshots on Mother’s Day after he sent me an unsolicited dick pic on Fb.

She was not happy.

jackrusselterror1 · 2019-12-31T23:07:30+00:00

I would watch every single episode of this.

mrCNeverSleeping · 2019-12-31T22:19:23+00:00

Love

katmomofeve · 2019-12-31T23:50:38+00:00

We should crowd fund this!!!

lisa123hatch · 2019-12-31T22:04:51+00:00

I am in!!!!

emberunknown · 2020-01-01T00:01:55+00:00

I'm so in if this becomes a thing!

Rain_Walker · 2020-01-01T00:26:58+00:00

Please! This would be too damned funny. I’m happy to pitch in money. 😂

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-01-01T05:15:44+00:00

Love it, when can I watch it? 😂

jjpkatz · 2020-01-01T18:17:55+00:00

The Title of the Show Could be "Cover Your Wee Wee"

Lesbian_Frylock · 2020-01-01T04:14:10+00:00

I would fund this.

potatocreations · 2020-01-01T09:39:16+00:00

FUCK YES CAN WE PLEASE DO THIS???

Few_Reputation · 2020-01-01T10:42:45+00:00

I had this guys set up for date on tinder. I usually ask them where they live in manhattan. Once, this guy in early 40s said he lives in west village so I said I live in east Harlem. He brought a wine to my supposed fake address in Harlem. Kept calling me, I just unmatched and ghosted him. Poor guy tried to match with me again after I made a new tinder account.

Title	Finally, a prank show I would watch!
Author	LordLivre
Upvotes	4145
Comments	27
Date	December 31, 2019 9:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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