So Coronavirus has you staying home. That's OK. You're on your Queen shit so you've got plenty of food, maybe some cocktails, everything will be fine. Use this time to catch up on those books you haven't read, maybe declutter your castle, or just stream bad reality TV. You've got this, you'll be fine.

But what's this? That LVM trash you didn't block is in your DMs sending paragraphs. He's panicking because he probably doesn't even have toilet paper, much less a stocked fridge and clean sheets. Reality has hit him and he's scrambling to find a responsible adult to take care of him. Suddenly he wants to talk about what went wrong.

DO NOT ENGAGE. There's a reason the handbook says to cut these men off. Listen to it. They will be crawling back to us in full force. They will say they're sorry, they may even admit they hurt you. Don't buy it. They're only doing it because they are too lazy to prepare themselves and expect you to take care of them. They will be coming out of the woodwork in droves in the next few weeks, telling sob stories about how they're so lonely and miss you.

Ask me how I know. The LVM I dumped two months ago is following me around PlayStation talking about how he doesn't have any friends and misses me. I didn't follow the handbook and block him so now I've got to put up with sad ass paragraphs about how depressed he is. Don't be me.

Block them all. Stay safe, Queens.