Lord help this woman 🙏

bye-raspberry · 2020-06-18T05:09:45+00:00

Offering my own body as a cum rag to be used by my obese husband because he's a child and needs a carrot dangled in front of his diabetic, diseased face in order to stop eating himself to death! Haha I love marriage! 😬

LadyGrimes · 2020-06-18T04:38:50+00:00

It wasn't a joke if she's actually offering that. And why the fuck does a man need that motivation to lose weight? Absolutely ridiculous.

Choice-Ferret-5224 · 2020-06-18T06:52:09+00:00

I’m thinking this story is fake.

At least, I pray it’s fake.

cynthiaat92 · 2020-06-18T12:52:54+00:00

Losing weight for my health and to live a better life for my family: 👎👎👎👎👎👎

losing weight to get blowjobs and anal: 👍👍👍👍

blackredrosepetals · 2020-06-18T10:03:30+00:00

Lol but if she got fat he would just leave. Don’t do it for them if they wouldn’t do it for you

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-06-18T05:08:32+00:00

Ok... so does it mean 27 bj and 5 anals? Or 2 bj and 5 anals? Serious math problem. Can’t be bothered to care about her story

Myplummms · 2020-06-18T13:21:16+00:00

He is so self-serving. Lose weight because you want to be healthy for your kids and look good for your wife, not because you want sex. Ugh, men are degenerate.

Mediccibitch · 2020-06-18T06:29:07+00:00

The whole thing is so damn cringe.

cherthemusical · 2020-06-18T16:55:27+00:00

People who treat sex as a transaction or reward should go live in the sewers.

radical__daphne · 2020-06-18T10:38:21+00:00

Lvm piece of shit.

It might change her life again if she ends up having to use a colostomy bag.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-06-18T07:24:50+00:00

I can't...I just can't anymore.

2020-06-18T08:52:45+00:00

What’s worse than the story itself is that so many guys will read it and see nothing wrong with this.

Lavender_flow · 2020-06-18T20:18:32+00:00

Jesus Fucking Christ what is wrong with these fucking women. I am absolutely appalled. Her lazy as fat husband can't feel motivated to lose weight unless he gets to fuck her in the ass? Good riddance. GJ on having a husband with a poo dick.

bt21shooky · 2020-06-18T15:35:31+00:00

And will you "love" anal sex so much when you have a prolapse?

This is basically the kinky version of those articles by conservative women about "I was nagging, demanding and focused on my career and children at the expense of my husband! Our sex life was nonexistent, until we agreed to have sex every day whether I wanted to or not! It saved my marriage!"

Title	Lord help this woman 🙏
Author	MallowMarshMonster
Upvotes	130
Comments	27
Date	June 18, 2020 4:13 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hb7dmg/lord_help_this_woman/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/lord-help-this-woman.691557 https://theredarchive.com/post/691557

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