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[β]AverageToHotRuthless Strategist51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious. We need more FDS starterpacks π
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lmao thanks! i might
[β]turquoisebluesFDS Disciple29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Is that actual text from a real dating bio?
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
unfortunately yes
https://www.dailyactive.info/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/SEI_58632781.jpg
[β]turquoisebluesFDS Disciple36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
His name is Chad! π Too bad he doesnβt actually resemble a Chad. Heβs way too soft and hairy to be making all these demands.
[β]GingerJerkFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those sad pale nipples emerging from the hair and flab look like they know he's delusional.
[β]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg STOP πππ
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[β]spin_the_globeFDS STRATEGY COACH16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That could be the "stealth LVM" starter pack.
- Love bombs, is attentive and courteous, behavior and appearance is on point...because he's in a one-man play and once he has you, the show ends. This could be the entire starter pack right here.
If he seems like he could be a catch but is moving super fast and intensely to build closeness, look out - he's LVM, hiding or outright lying about a lot of his life, and also probably one of the types Lundy Bancroft writes about.
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[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it was just a joke, not really serious. it was just about the bottom of the barrel LVMs and their ridiculous behaviour lol
[β]ivy176FDS Disciple19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Lol what's the boiled egg/toe mean??
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
they literally look like boiled eggs and toes lmaoo
[β]Firefly10886FDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That guy looks like heβs a cross between a toe and boiled egg.
Nice job putting this together lol!
[β][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lmao Big Toe i mentioned that in another thread on FDS. If you lifted the Big Toe from my comment i am so fucking flattered.
Big Toe uploaded to imgur for ya
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think i did lol thanks for the inspiration!
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wait i didn't see the image before though, but i remember reading a comment comparing LVM to boiled eggs and toes lol. i like the meme tho you should post it if you haven't already!
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, Joe Rogan is known as Toe Brogan for his uncanny resemblance.
[β]ivy176FDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[β]DiamondsareagirlsbffFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Vomiticious.
[β]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's not so much the guys actually looking bad as they use the front-facing camera from the worst possible angle (low). Ir's as if they accidentally took a pic when opening the camera app and just used that. I myself look like an egg or big toe from that angle. Men on OLD would benefit from friends taking photos of them instead of this selfie nonsense.
[β]littlecuteroseFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All women: swipe left
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lmaoo thanks!
[β]keithmorrisonsvoiceFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needs a beard on his neck
[β]AlienUtteringsFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!! ππ€£
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[β]AverageToHotRuthless Strategist51 points52 points53 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 21 points22 points23 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]turquoisebluesFDS Disciple29 points30 points31 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 27 points28 points29 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[β]turquoisebluesFDS Disciple36 points37 points38 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]GingerJerkFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]spin_the_globeFDS STRATEGY COACH16 points17 points18 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]ivy176FDS Disciple19 points20 points21 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 33 points34 points35 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[β]Firefly10886FDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[β]ivy176FDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]DiamondsareagirlsbffFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]littlecuteroseFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]keithmorrisonsvoiceFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]AlienUtteringsFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link