Meme?

c_a_t_lady · 2022-02-13T04:20:45+00:00

"Do you want to watch IT?"

"I couldn't. I'm so afraid of clowns!"

"Wait really? I had no idea! I always thought you liked clowns since you're dating one."

xfelugirlx · 2022-02-13T05:23:20+00:00

Amen to that

pickmieshaexorcist · 2022-02-13T04:20:28+00:00

Based granny.

slayeroftruth · 2022-02-13T07:46:20+00:00

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town

I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

I could spend an hour on my makeup and my hair

Shoes to tall, dress to small, and lacy underwear

Go down to the bar, buy myself a drink

Dang they're all perfect, like a puppet on a string

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town

I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

You got girls that sing and dance, I hear one's an acrobat

You got 'em swinging from the chandelier, well honey I don't swing like that

The main attraction's leaving, let the side show pay the rent

Take this diamond back and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town

I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

Tiptoe 'cross the type-rope, 'til you turn me upside down

Cut the cable, pull the net, just to let me hit the ground

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown

karabnp · 2022-02-13T12:16:30+00:00

SAVAGE.🤣

In all fairness though, most all of us have gone through our “clown” phases.😏🤦🏼‍♀️

staywiththecrown · 2022-02-14T03:21:01+00:00

This was me before FDS 🤡💗🙈🙊😿🤬

heroic_nincompoop · 2022-02-14T02:52:13+00:00

Haha I love this YouTube channel. They and Marry Alice have the most ridiculous compilations

Title	Meme?
Author	AphoticEnigma_
Upvotes	1045
Comments	10
Date	February 13, 2022 3:30 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/sr906y/meme/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/meme.1100954 https://theredarchive.com/post/1100954

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