Men really think they're funny huh

raindampened · 2020-01-23T01:02:27+00:00

okay noted; if he "forgets" the condom break things off with him. men who are always pushing for sex won't forget to have a condom on them. do not offer that you have your own condoms or if you do expect that he will fuck and dump you or use you for sex. hell don't even do positions where you can't see him, like doggy style. there are far too many stories of girls being r*ped by men who took off the condom mid sex. bc if you consent to have safe sex but he switches to unsafe sex mid time than that's r*pe. you didn't consent to unsafe sex.

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-22T23:57:08+00:00

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Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-23T01:46:35+00:00

Make their ass go to a store. I've done it before.

Ishouldbewriting83 · 2020-01-23T03:52:52+00:00

My mom, bless her level-headed heart, never wanted us to be afraid to come to her when we decided to have sex. She worked in the medical field and always said she just wanted us to care for our bodies. And, I took this advice to heart: "Men will do anything to not have to wear a condom. They'll say they'll pull out, they claim they had the mumps and are sterile, they'll say they just got tested for diseases and are clean, they'll say they just had a course of antibiotics so if they had anything it is cured. You will never meet a person in your life allergic to latex until you are about to have sex. How many people have you seen avoid touching a rubber band? Question what a band-aid is made of before using it? Have no shoes with rubber soles? Don't have paint on their walls? Wear underwear without elastic? (My answer was obviously no one) Exactly. It's rare as hell. And, if he really is allergic, they make non-latex condoms. No man who cares about you will ever risk your health, and you definitely don't want to get knocked up by some idiot too dumb to protect himself too. Condoms. Always."

Y'all, she was right. I had 3 men in my life try to pull that latex allergy crap, lol.

Radtron3000 · 2020-01-23T01:24:45+00:00

Yay! Free HIV!

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-23T02:18:55+00:00

He won’t have to practice his “mad face” when I tell him to go get one, and pick up some snacks while he’s out 🤣

AyemHerself · 2020-01-23T02:59:52+00:00

Looks like the type of guy who would also pretend not to know about non latex condom options.

"You're allergic to latex? That's cool, I don't like condoms anyway."

Bitch get outta my bed

Title	Men really think they're funny huh
Author	ldnsurvival
Upvotes	31
Comments	11
Date	January 22, 2020 10:58 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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