Never again, thank FDS

frogchickenhorse · 2021-02-13T11:04:46+00:00

That is absolutely hilarious. Well done!

Sensitive-Shoe-1079 · 2021-02-13T11:14:23+00:00

🤣 you ladies are too funny I can't. This truth is too funny.

clairemaffeis · 2021-02-13T11:56:27+00:00

Not me wheezing at this in the bathroom cubicle. 🥴

thelightsource12 · 2021-02-13T11:43:46+00:00

You best believe I send this to every single one of my friends. It gets funnier every time I look at it omg.

Twolipz_78 · 2021-02-13T14:32:55+00:00

Omg, I needed this! Thank you!! 😂😂😂🤣😂

LittleWinn · 2021-02-13T14:57:32+00:00

Yeeeep. Never again.

Federal_Advantage440 · 2021-02-13T19:14:51+00:00

Do you ever feel like some dudes just use your body as an accessory to masturbation, if that makes sense? Like, they don’t really care about your pleasure?

Like for me personally, sex should be something you both enjoy. Soft kissy sex. Instead of the usual coarse, gross whatever the fuck it is

Maingurl · 2021-02-13T18:23:59+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

lilithdianara · 2021-02-14T02:58:19+00:00

Exactly. Dumped my ex and got myself a Satisfyer Pro. Best decision ever. Daily orgasms minus the headache and audacity.

swaylyn · 2021-02-15T03:50:21+00:00

I sent this meme to my “bf” and he texted back “that’s forsure your clit babe 🤣” what the hell. Fortunately that’s not the case as much as he would like it to be. He isn’t into foreplay bc it’s “too much work” and “takes too long for me to be wet” 🙄 now we have less sex and only when I get enough attention to make it an ok to nice time.

I know there’s great sex out there. One day I’ll experience it. Til then I have my vibrator to help me out when I want a good time.

Title	Never again, thank FDS
Author	butterballnook
Upvotes	679
Comments	12
Date	February 13, 2021 6:14 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/liutk0/never_again_thank_fds/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/never-again-thank-fds.741301 https://theredarchive.com/post/741301

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