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[โ]cece188FDS Newbie80 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seeing his age, he might think this is funny and will attract pickmes who love a โgood sense of humorโ ๐
[โ]BlueSeaWiltFDS Newbie57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For Charlie, 19 I wish I were Jared, 19
[โ]maj0relleFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I had coins so I could give this gold
[โ]royaldetourFDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, so edgy and hilarious, brayden.
[โ][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He told the truth about everything except that last point ๐
[โ]eclaire-savoirFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, you never know. Perhaps heโs some kind of an expert in horse penises. LOL
[โ]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A 19-year-old knows who George Michael is? Do I smell a LARPer?
[โ]tarodsmFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe thatโs his gang?
[โ]deathbecomesme123456FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Leaving aside all of the ridiculous things in his profile, when you have older parents you know who all of those people are at a young age. Source: myself
[โ]Garconanokin11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
โCharlie-19,โ Donโt catch the fever!
[โ]eclaire-savoirFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The not-so-silent killer
[โ]notbasic4karenFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure I dated this guy at 19. The reality is heโs actually a bad bf bc heโs sweaty and gross and is addicted to video games.
[โ][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the warning ๐คก
[โ]daintydangerousFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... at least heโs honest? The fastest of left swipes.
[โ]Buckley92FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only thing of his bigger than two horse schlongs put together is his nose... thatโs growing longer and longer... just like Pinocchio ๐คฅ.
[โ]sadonionchild6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least heโs letting you know to swipe left right away
[โ]Lavender_flowFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am wondering if someone he dated made this to warn others of his fuckery. Honestly that would be hilarious.
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[โ]cece188FDS Newbie80 points81 points82 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]BlueSeaWiltFDS Newbie57 points58 points59 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[โ]maj0relleFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]royaldetourFDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[โ]eclaire-savoirFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[โ]tarodsmFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[โ]deathbecomesme123456FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]Garconanokin11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[โ]eclaire-savoirFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]notbasic4karenFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]daintydangerousFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]Buckley92FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]sadonionchild6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[โ]Lavender_flowFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link