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[–][deleted] 121 points122 points123 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Also “and soon she’ll be 30” works very well
[–]ac71485 points86 points87 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What are you implying exactly? That somehow age is an indicator of worth?
That’s so dumb and disrespectful. Women would NEVER do that to men in regards to income, height, social status, how many other women are making overt signals for him, race, and especially not changing how they view men base on age’s impact on options.
Pig!
[–]RSCyka46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had me in the first half not gonna lie
[–]BluePillCypher18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol you the real mvp
[–]Wattoxx0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some would
[–]sebastian08010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ac714 You must be a proud white knight.
[–]no_one_special_too1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sebastian, you must not recognize satire when you see it. Hang around and learn :)
[–]DeaDra1735 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
2-3 years ago I had a tinder date with a 32 yo woman, spent the evening with her and thing went pretty well, when it came down to us having sex, she told me she was only going to have sex if I would cum inside her. She told me she knew she was ovulating and she wanted a baby. I declined, left and never talked to her again.
[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yikes.
[–]AnonDeity10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Give me babies I'm 32 I have no time cum in me now I running out of time!!! I wouldn't have fucked you in my younger 20s but now I know I need a beta provider please halppppp!!
[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's pretty much what I read in that comment.
Worked with a woman years ago who had six children. I was afraid to even piss in the same building as her.
[–]U-946 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's crazy she was that upfront and honest.
[–]Kink33 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They'll switch to overt communication when covert fails.
[–]technobrendo1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I guess I can kinda appreciate the honesty but what was her game plan here? She actually thought you would agree to that? Jesus Christ, someone is knocking but nobodys home.
[–]dcmathproof1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The game plan was to hock/entrap one of her beta orbiters....
[–]BertTheWelder1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good move. Also, good for her for being honest and not lying to trap you.
[–]NAILmg420 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you thank her for her tea? Because if you thanked her for her honesty she might not use it on the next poor bastard if that's what stopped you sleeping with her to give her HER baby.... Gotta stay one step a head.
[–]UltimatePhoenix752 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it's unbelievable how they plan this shit when they're young like at 21 yo too
[–]ac71423 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They know the good times are now and not to cash out until they peak (I.e. hit the jackpot or identify an inevitable decline).
But don’t you dare decide on riding out your peak, incel!
[–]LotBuilder42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Never tell them you got a vasectomy.
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[–]AdrianoWerneck7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
´´ with no consequences. ´´
Sure about that, chief?
[–]prove_this13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I tried asking him but his dick fell off and now he's carrying it with him to teh GUM clinic.
[–]xeq9371 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Has anyone seen my detachable penis?
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[–]AdrianoWerneck6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
A MGTOW posted here yesterday about the STD he got a few years ago for not wearing a condom and now he is literally going to die in a few weeks. His own words.
Edit: dafuq, mods removed his post https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ecfugp/to_all_young_men_do_not_chase_pussy_it_will_get/
[–]teslaistheshit4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
butter gutter
LOL ... first time I've read that term
[–]AeternusDoleo7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least, until you get the "I think I'm pregnant, it can only be yours" speech...
[–]LotBuilder3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then you get a sly grin and tell her what a naughty girl she has been.
[–]UltraCarnivore2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hello Herpes my old friend
[–]beenthere7895 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A blister on my dick has shown up yet again...
Genital warts like mushrooms are softly creeping, . Thanks to her giving me HPV
[–]LotBuilder1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can’t be a bubble boy
[–]UltraCarnivore2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
People seem to think that either you are Beta Bob and lose or Chad Thundercock and win. Nope. Chad will lose against wymyn, too.
[–]LotBuilder1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone who commits or cohabitates loses.
[–]CHAD_TDK42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Money = $5 in his checking account and not a red number.
[–]Glordit7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha!
I have two accounts. One with the money, which can't be accessed via my card, and the other which is accessible by my card which is almost always empty unless I need to buy something.
[–]CHAD_TDK1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://i.imgur.com/p88Qvff.jpg
[–]Redhood61626 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bulma did chad yamcha dirty for megachad vegeta
[–]LegioXXVexillarius10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even worse, Vegeta is the reason he died!
[–]_sab1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny because in Abridged, Yamcha was the one using Bulma for money while he cheated on her.
[–]everydaygreyman15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yikes that's so true to life it's actually kinda scary.
[–]bjred788 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Had a 35 year old try the old Ju Jitsu move to stop me pulling out. Jokes on her, I h a d a vasectomy years a ago.
[–]new_alpha4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you trust on the ‘pulling out’ then you kinda deserve it ffs
[–]WachanIII7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao nice use of the saibamen
[–]FatAngryVirgin3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We are the new r/dankmemes
[–]Mr-Throb-of-life5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The female gender - what a glory.
[–]_ImS_0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Masturbation.
[–]iWillNotLetYouGo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ztguuWm1yNw/S_22ib-Ju1I/AAAAAAAAEn4/CVHZDoJQOcM/s1600/vog-socks-black-small-18074.jpg
[–]horonlapsi-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just hold(cum)it in
[–]king-of-the-light0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just tell her you got AIDS and laugh
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