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[–]Saturn1981172 points173 points174 points 6 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
You spelled “rich” wrong.
[–]anicebigrodforyou72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Don’t have to be rich to fuck on the first date, bud. Don’t let that mindset stop you. Just gotta make them have a good time.
[–]andreas-mgtow59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Relatively rich, got back to back BJs today from OKC date. First date.
Did nothing to make her "have a good time".
She just thinks I'd make a great meal ticket.
G h o s t i n g.....
[–]anicebigrodforyou22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m not saying having money won’t make girls be extra slutty but I’ve gotten plenty of pussy without a dollar to my name in my younger days
[–]ButtFart884 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then girls thought one day you’d have money. Girls form an equation in their minds when deciding who to mate with. Potential wealth has a high value factor, only out valued by current wealth. It’s why so many people get laid in high school, girls have no idea who will be wealthy or not so they sleep with everyone. As you get older, unless you have one hell of a trick up your sleeve, girls assume whatever you currently make is all you’ll ever make. Suddenly poor people become very low value.
[–]John_M1283 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls sleep with the guys in high school that have good looks and status. Money is a factor that becomes important as women age and lose their looks and start worrying more about a man's ability to provide for them than how good he looks or how popular he is in his community.
[–]8PotPrimo4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Back to back?
[–]eazykei1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The two dates from okcupid that he had didn’t not end in fellatio
[–]ButtFart8823 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Girls having a good time means they find you attractive. If a girls not into you you could be literally the funniest man on earth and they’ll not laugh. If a girl’s into you you can say “the” and they’ll think you said the funniest joke ever.
[–]Sod_Off_Shotgun15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
"Why don't pretty girls laugh at what I say?" - legitimately funny ugly guys.
"Women think I'm hilarious" - tall, chiseled, unfunny dudes
e: I should add: I say that with no malice. It just do be that way
[–]metea110 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth be told
[–]5t3fan00 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
some funny men are sexy, all sexy men are funny.
[–]PlsDontPls13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That 6ft, 6 figure income, 6 inch mindset.
[–]Footnote2203 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
None of these match the advantage of having 6 pack abs
[–]PlsDontPls1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot that one.
How tall do I need to be if I'm packing 8.5"? Is there a formula?
[–]ButtFart8811 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your dick is like your home, by the time she sees it you’ve already bagged it up.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You spelled "top 20% in attractiveness" wrong
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Forgot to divide that by 2. Should be 10%.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
This is where I'm pulling my stat from.
https://imgur.com/R6wao6E
[–]Aivine1311 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Risky click.
[–]Sod_Off_Shotgun4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, money ain't automatically gonna get you laid. Oh it'll get you one that sticks around and puts out for rent money, but looks are the name of the game.
[–]pandolfio33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Until they realize these kind of guys are never the right guy
[–][deleted] 146 points147 points148 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Left off: dog mom, and loves travelling
[–]Beerbeer00755 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
equivalent: Cat lady, who is into Tarot & New Age Yoga/Vibes/Magic.
(GTA 5 got it right on characters archetypes)
[–]Chad1Stevens23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Loves The Office
[–]bluegrayandgreen5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s always the Office. Before that It was Friends.
[–]Chad1Stevens9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Office and tacos
Before that it was Friends and Bacon
[–]Beerbeer0075 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
British one or USA one ?
[–]Chad1Stevens17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The USA one, of course. The British one is just too difficult to understand.
[–]Beerbeer00711 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
LMAO, recommending: "The IT Crowd"
[–]Chad1Stevens5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IT Crowd is incredible. I'll recommend Peep Show as well
[–]BobbingForBunions1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just finished that series. Reynholm's hilarious.
[–]dxbfmby4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As a Brit, we agree. Only a peculiar subset of middle-aged people like the British office. Everyone else knows the American one trumps it.
[–]Chad1Stevens1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like the UK version but I'll admit I watched the US one more. I think Dwight and Gareth would have it out for each other
[–]IceHistory013 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah dog mom is a huge sign, its a pretty reliable one too
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also a good sign to wear a condom because she wants a baby and is using her pet as a surrogate.
[–]IceHistory00 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts
[–]VetteVet830 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I KNOW this to be truth.
[–]kidink022297 points98 points99 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They all fuck on the first date for the right guy
[–]geralt_targaryen46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
left off smoking
[–]BonelessSkinless19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
One of my friends used to say if she smokes/tokes then she pokes
[–]Footnote2208 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she smokes, she'll put anything in her mouth
[–]NightOuts8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
smoking and drug use indeed.
[–]TheLastMgtow38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"No Hookups". "Fluent in sarcasm". Ah ok.
[–]bluegrayandgreen5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hilarious observation!
[–]worldsoutro32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't mind. Just pump and dump
[–]nickdaawesomeone4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Badass
[–]SalvageRabbit20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My last ex hit everything but one. She was as psch major. Booooyyy the shit she said to me when we broke up.
[–]eczemasucksass5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back when I was in school, my uni handed out BAs to psych majors.... and rightfully so.
Psych is also liberal arts
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can add "invites you home although you barely met"
[–]escape77720 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never get this one, and it's usually those girls who raise a hullabaloo about rape and how all boys think about is sex. These are the ones who'll actually go out of the way to meet guys, travel with guys, date guys, you know just be alone with guys. I knew a girl who'd update her parents like every 5 mins, left college update, walked up the street update, got a cab update, reached train station update and this girl went off on her own to a different state cos she met a guy on fb, I was like wtf weren't u worried or afraid? Another girl I knew who was all into, will do stuff only after marriage, pious etc and she travelled to a hill station with a guy all alone. Hell, I know quite a few of them one after another comes to mind, this is one of the reasons I don't support girls on anything, theyll tell u one thing and do another and if u call them out they're like why do u care? So I don't and then they're like why don't u care, or u should've told me before. Well women and their vices.
[–]capitancoolo14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Touch my butt and buy me tacos
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not like other gurls, I like pizza and Netflix.
[–]nck9312 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Only here to pet your dog" = Doggystyle on the first date.
[–]appolo118 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is pretty much EVERY female dating profile. And they all think they are original and smart.
[–]cracksniffer6666 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This WAS my ex, without the kid or the degree. Scary accurate.. especially about the chest piece, nose ring, and stupid hair..
[–]thealleycatking6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This describes the last person I dated. Ouch.
[–]KeepSwedenSwedish4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Signs she'll fuck on the 1st date
She uses online dating.
Easy to get, easy to dump, and get a new fuck the next night.
[–]red_matrix4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup
[–]Wardedbilledanteater3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Single moms are the easiest to fuck. But they are also very toxic and aren’t meant for anything serious. They know this.
[–]Sakops3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a guy, you really need to have no goals in life to be dating green hair colored single moms who live o child support
[–]Yashugan003 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nurse
[–]heyneso2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The woman I knew had an ankle tattoo And had a big time job I think she might’ve had that degree as well.
[–]Morphs_2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smoking can also be on that list.
[–]Boggob152 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disqualifying yourself as a boyfriend is a good start.
[–]heavyhitterdad1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For guys on grindr the requirements are -has a grindr profile
[–]pn11591 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make sure you use a fake name.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He forgots to add ''Daddy issues'' or ''Grew without a father figure''
[–]TheSeekerAround0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And wants her video online.
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can verify.
[–]1dumho-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I tend to disagree with the the stance that single moms are an easy lay. They have alot at risk. Unless they are idiots.
Fluency in sarcasm is how I get men to stop talking to me. Deadpan expression and merciless sarcasm, works every time.
Disclosure: I am female. I'm here for a psychological experiment.
[–]ManOfTheTimes0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Username checks out.
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