Alright then

LJHova · 2018-06-07T22:43:48+00:00

Tell her that you are color blind and she needs to check her privilege.

teclado_sw · 2018-06-07T19:58:46+00:00

The one that has the least in it because that's the one she uses the most of, therefore probably the one that she likes the most.

But honestly, it took me a minute to realize that they weren't all the same.

2018-06-07T20:59:37+00:00

"The one that will get you to leave me alone."

DangZagnut · 2018-06-07T19:28:13+00:00

A different girl. OR none.

VoxVirilis · 2018-06-07T21:02:45+00:00

"The blue one"

Diegostein · 2018-06-07T21:54:00+00:00

As a colorblind guy, what's the difference betwen all the bottles?

mgtow_solutions · 2018-06-07T22:03:38+00:00

a classic shit test to see how big of a bitch you are

mgtowthrowww · 2018-06-07T22:54:07+00:00

All I know is, smelling that shit gives me an instant headache. My ex at least had the decency to never paint that shit when I was home, but I know several women who thought I was nuts for that.

“Bitch, everything hurts your head. Let me have my short list of shit that does the same”.

febreezing_hobos · 2018-06-07T20:40:01+00:00

Ask her which one she thinks you'd like. That's the correct answer.

BananaWilly · 2018-06-07T21:21:33+00:00

There is no safe answer. She's already decided and wanted validation.

davisyoung · 2018-06-08T03:18:04+00:00

By the way, did you know these shades were from one of the many stories posing as news during the recent royal wedding fever? Apparently the royals don’t wear red nail polish because that equals whore, and they opt for natural shades like the above.

(And fuck me for digesting that little nugget of information, which probably pushed out the last bit of trigonometry from my brain)

The gf in question has nary an original thought to rattle around that empty little head of hers.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2018-06-07T21:11:05+00:00

The one that makes you look 50 lbs lighter.

Xplosion73 · 2018-06-07T21:03:35+00:00

You want to see something funny?

Tell her “I don’t know, you decide.”

Sit back, grab your ear plugs and enjoy.

lister777 · 2018-06-07T21:42:42+00:00

When a being is concerned by this kind of superficiality, how can you imagine integrating her in a political reality?

JamesLucratif · 2018-06-07T23:34:51+00:00

Ironically the other day a friends girlfriend in the call asked him about this shit and i stepped in suggesting tones based on complexion and facial structure. They were dead silent that i actually knew what the fuck i was talking about because I used to paint miniatures for wargaming so it's really not so different. Except for the fact i do it so my pretend army looks good, not so I can look good and try to signal to Chad I'm available and pretty

1st10Amendments · 2018-06-07T22:13:44+00:00

The one to the left of the bottle on the left. You know, the one that isn't there.

randarrow · 2018-06-08T01:03:56+00:00

I don't know, they all look like jars of cum to me.

sir_monkfish · 2018-06-08T10:11:10+00:00

Trick question.

She's already paid for them and they're all the same.

2018-06-08T11:55:39+00:00

There are only two correct answers:

Sweep the bottles from the table, hoist her onto it and bang her.
Sweep the bottles from the table, silently walk out of the room.

TheJoestarDescendant · 2018-06-07T23:26:33+00:00

I would say "Is it me or your silly cosmetics?"

Baldrbaldr · 2018-06-07T23:45:54+00:00

5th from left. Goes well with my cock when she's giving hand jobs.

StrongPMI · 2018-06-08T00:53:11+00:00

Second from the right is a nice lavender.

HaywoodJablomie · 2018-06-08T00:56:09+00:00

Run. Now. This bitch is gonna cost a ton.

Treeclimber3 · 2018-06-08T01:23:28+00:00

"I don't give a shit. They're all virtually the same color as your unpainted nails."

Revorob · 2018-06-08T01:49:10+00:00

I know I am colour-blind but they all look the same to me.

SomethinLikDis · 2018-06-08T02:51:10+00:00

The one that doesn't make you look fat

LS3GMC · 2018-06-08T03:07:06+00:00

It's a tie for me. TV and couch.

stringedbeams · 2018-06-08T03:51:07+00:00

do different ones on each finger

pleaseeatsomeshit · 2018-06-08T06:27:10+00:00

Don't be a bitch-made-ass dude and just pick a color. She asked for an opinion, give her one and continue about your fucking day, lol.

Ghostwarrior215k · 2018-06-08T09:23:19+00:00

Is it bad that I can see the color differences?

AboutNinthAccount · 2018-06-08T11:05:43+00:00

Chad likes the 2nd from the right, better go with that.

asimeow · 2018-06-08T12:01:45+00:00

Clearly the off-white one. D'uh!

GoingOnTheRightWay · 2018-06-08T13:35:50+00:00

The third one from the left, it has the least amount in it. So it is probably her favorite, I doubt she actually wanted your opinion. She just wanted confirmation.

tw-1234a · 2018-06-08T17:51:37+00:00

The middle one

mrHappyPotatoe · 2018-06-09T01:09:26+00:00

I would slap the shit out of her and then cum on her tits.

Title	Alright then
Author	BobRoss0902
Upvotes	239
Comments	49
Date	June 7, 2018 7:20 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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