Beached whale learns to use modern technology. Proceeds to hunt down the stupidest, richest man it can find.

Marque01 · 2017-02-01T18:58:33+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha

Deep breath

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Incapaisa · 2017-02-01T19:13:47+00:00

On a serious note...lets speculate what happened here: My guess is she gets bombarded with offers and attention since brave men so thirsty they willing to slay a whale.

So princess thinks her sexual market value is as high as a female who is a 8 or 9: Thus her standards raised since she can be picky. Thank you Internet.

Yet this whale before the Internet would be happy for any brave man to harpoon that shit. The game is rigged...

frikabg · 2017-02-01T19:21:37+00:00

I honestly believe that the ultra hypergamy of apps like Tinder has made some of these women mentally ill.
The delusion involved with shit like this shows they have lost all touch with reality.
Well, not my problem.

andreas-mgtow · 2017-02-01T19:29:27+00:00

She'll be sucking a lot of dicks on her way to single motherhood.

ifyouarenotoneofus · 2017-02-01T18:52:37+00:00

Well call me Ishmael.

100sure · 2017-02-01T19:10:08+00:00

She enjoy to be taken out and treated like a LITTLE princess that she use to be when she was young and every guy gave her the attention she needed to survive.

Raiden627 · 2017-02-01T19:31:41+00:00

What the fuck are these things? Season 8 of American Horror Story?

Vanryker · 2017-02-01T19:28:51+00:00

Bitch you is ugly, let's not sugar coat it.

You're like a 1-2,... Maybe.

I'll have to research if negatives are possible in which case you're a -1.

Lose 30 lbs and maybe you'll waddle up to a 0.

muaddib1976 · 2017-02-01T19:42:00+00:00

Sea World called. They want their main attraction back.

Treeclimber3 · 2017-02-01T19:06:09+00:00

Damn, that's sad. These pictures, the first and last especially, you can see her hanging on to her delusions by a thread. The first looks sad, like she's hoping to inspire sympathy and get a pity date. The last looks like she's getting pissed that her bait's not working, with a hint of the in-your-face, "look-how-fierce-I-am" attitude. Either way, the realization'll hit her hard. Pic #3 looks like the daughter from National Lampoon's European Vacation; I don't know what she was thinking with that one.

frikabg · 2017-02-01T20:10:40+00:00

There is one thing that i don't understand and maybe you guys can help me out with that. How the fuck is the sport car suppose to drive away once this whale gets in? Does she expect the car to define the law of gravity for her or... whats her plan ? O_o

TheLoonyDuck · 2017-02-01T20:19:30+00:00

Holy fucking shit. I wouldn't have sex with that monster if you paid me a million pounds.

Mac290 · 2017-02-01T19:59:50+00:00

I see nothing to "win" here.

ifallalot · 2017-02-01T20:14:40+00:00

I miss FPH

gods_bones · 2017-02-01T20:26:27+00:00

LMFAOOOOOOO at those angles. Keep reaching for the stars, sweetie.

TalonWren · 2017-02-01T21:26:10+00:00

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MParry6 · 2017-02-01T21:39:22+00:00

Surely this isn't genuine

NotNormal2 · 2017-02-01T21:42:37+00:00

Don't believe it. Someone is trolling

Zombocom1911 · 2017-02-02T00:28:31+00:00

I would rather be dead. NO exaggeration .

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Morb357 · 2017-02-01T20:09:11+00:00

Fat with no tits. That's worse than being black and gay (not aggressive enough).

Notice I spelled the word "enough" correctly (with no "t"). Take note princess.

oldmanlogan76 · 2017-02-02T12:00:20+00:00

Some ugly fat temp at work bragged how she got like 100 Tinder messages within a week of signing up. That was sure to boost her ego to the stratosphere. She was already talking about how the guys there were "losers".

I mean Christ, i wouldn't fuck her with any of your guys cock even. She's a hideous whale.

2017-02-01T20:07:04+00:00

Definitely going to need a mercedes to pick up this lady.

Urzan · 2017-02-01T20:35:49+00:00

hahahaha lmfao and you know something some idiot will fall for this so called woman.

BlackVale · 2017-02-01T22:04:27+00:00

I don't why he'd bother. Someone would just call peta on him for not throwing it back in the sea...

kyledontcare · 2017-02-01T22:18:02+00:00

Don't hold your breath, lady. I'd say "sweetie" but well, we all know why.

JNC96 · 2017-02-01T23:03:12+00:00

That has to be a Photoshop.

Six fucking figures!? Bitch what!?

Lohengren · 2017-02-01T23:14:05+00:00

Shoot your shot right?

KevinTheSeaPickle · 2017-02-01T23:21:58+00:00

I think I just laughed so hard one of my lungs collapsed hahahaa

paynehouse · 2017-02-01T23:34:19+00:00

This is definitely fake

paperlion60 · 2017-02-01T23:44:21+00:00

Too funny to not be a troll

RustlingMedusa · 2017-02-01T23:55:51+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

Herpnderp145 · 2017-02-02T00:13:14+00:00

I just had some beef soup, and now I'm going to puke it out. Thank you.

wurantine · 2017-02-02T00:28:48+00:00

The difficulty is that no one daren't in this day and age, "let her see the mirror" for fear of liberal-enforced-ostracization. You are supposed to evaluate your position in all roles and act accordingly. I.e. Work on your humour if you're not a looker.

She has taken up the position of "bimbo" without having any of the qualifications of one. This whole generation, whilst being against tradition has completely forgone harsh advice that would help her improve herself romantically at the very least, for hugs that come from pity. The sad fact is that many men will still, years on, treat this person as potential, due to the excessive desperation of any company.

Malefics · 2017-02-02T00:58:46+00:00

Is it actually possible that there's an actual simp out there who would actually message her? Dear god..

Smitty6 · 2017-02-02T01:05:22+00:00

Lol there's no way this is real. Yet it all seems very possible at the same time.

enlightenedmgtow · 2017-02-02T01:11:40+00:00

Sorry fam, I don't date people who have more meat on their arms than I eat every day

Wraith29 · 2017-02-02T01:20:22+00:00

The frowns tell me even she doesn't believe her own BS.

Nondisposableentity · 2017-02-02T01:52:27+00:00

I think it might be real. The way women's sense of entitlement is getting I wouldn't be surprised.

PabloEscoba · 2017-02-02T03:09:02+00:00

How did we get here. This creature is in no position to be picky whatsoever. She should be greatful for a homeless man that shows any interest. Women ruined dating for themsleves. She will never find happiness because her expecations are so warped. Movies and society keep telling her shes a beautiful disney princess. Tinder pussy beggas send her messages for a once off screw and she things shes Giselle Bunchen. The whole dating game is totally broken. Probably forever.

Club_dean69 · 2017-02-02T03:13:55+00:00

I hope this is some kind of troll post. If not then well... let's just move to Mars.

washingtonpanther · 2017-02-02T03:49:50+00:00

Instead of freeing Willie, it's time to Ensnare Willie so my eyes no longer suffer.

washingtonpanther · 2017-02-02T03:52:06+00:00

Please tell me its name is Bessie.

2017-02-02T05:14:33+00:00

I wonder what blue piller will win the lottery and have the pleasure of bagging this "renaissance woman".

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-02-02T05:20:49+00:00

She's almost kinda cute, thus will get hundreds of replies from desperate beta cucks. Very sad.

SonicTitan91 · 2017-02-02T05:27:24+00:00

Something tell me OP made this listing themselves for karma.

wordjedi · 2017-02-02T08:32:35+00:00

Pigs in makeup. That's what you get nowadays. Entitled pigs. Oink

manifesto18 · 2017-02-02T11:25:19+00:00

Beached delusional whale at that

Helikzhan · 2017-02-02T13:02:07+00:00

That has to be a troll. If it isn't holy fuck that's gotta be the dumbest human around.

chronoic · 2017-02-02T19:03:18+00:00

Thats got to be fake. either than or this woman really really needs help.

2017-02-02T23:17:29+00:00

The bottom left picture looks like a fat underage boy who was experimenting with makeup. I refuse to believe that's legit. It has to be a troll.

Mynameisrose · 2017-02-03T02:44:10+00:00

Wealthy, professional men just don't seek this kind of woman and all other men would never think of her as a long term option. It would be a better option to get healthy and get a job, then she wouldn't have to have this stupid profile as it would be easy to attract a man.

the_rabid_beaver · 2017-02-02T05:21:12+00:00

this feels like a fabricated shitpost

The_Man11 · 2017-02-01T22:09:57+00:00

That's obviously a troll post...isn't it?

Title	Beached whale learns to use modern technology. Proceeds to hunt down the stupidest, richest man it can find.
Author	lie-deflector
Upvotes	177
Comments	115
Date	February 1, 2017 6:38 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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