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[–]davisyoung50 points51 points52 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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Texting: "I GOT IT!!! GET THE TURKEY BASTER READY!"
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[–]thisissocietysfault13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]youngshinobi710 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
VASCECTOMY!!!!
[–]zuckokooo2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Vasectomy at 19, no regrets.
[–]SlainFunicle112 points113 points114 points 8 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
texting her friend i got the condom i have him hook for the next 18yrs
[–]Phantom_Spark77 points78 points79 points 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Damn. Spot on. I see a knot in the condom too! Holy crap she’s really doing that... no joke
[–]FreeOfK 48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit! You're right! Unbelievable. This shit should be illegal.
[–]danbitmanholograf35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This shit should be illegal.
Of course it should be, but the state is too afraid of losing money ( since a single mom won't be able to raise the kid ) so it forces the sperm donor to pay for it instead of doing the correct thing and telling the single mom that it was her decision to have the kid.
[–]FreeOfK 20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That infuriates me. Fuck bitches who trap men.
[–]danbitmanholograf30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That infuriates me.
Oh, THAT infuriates you? Let me make you even madder
A boy was raped and now he is forced to pay child support to his rapist. And the US law system okay'd it.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/02/statutory-rape-victim-child-support/14953965/
We live in a shit world and we make our own justice. I would kill that bitch.
The West is absolutely fucked, between United States of Vagina and France, where your wife can cheat on you and you're not allowed to get a paternity test.
[–]redditsuksballs15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Athletes making millions a year are taught to take the condom with them for this very reason.
[–]Avyctes 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've heard that. Or, they are told to flush it. My choice is Option 3, namely walk the fuck away.
[–]Futureman9990 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Option 4: Squirt some Gynol into it and toss it in the trash. Turn your spunk into junk.
[–]throwaway1520380 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You shouldn't flush it, check this https://imgur.com/gallery/qqv7a
[–]dead_pirate_robertz0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really interesting: a couple dozen annotated photos of a water treatment plant, describing the various stages and technologies. I never knew that specific bacteria are used to remove specific pollutants.
[–]justiceavenger0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If i was a rich athlete I wouldn'tbe fucking any woman. All rich men should fuck prostitutes secretly
[–]HenryCurtmantle8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I didn't notice the knot. Thought she'd just stuffed it in her handbag by mistake. But you're right - she's clever enough to knot the condom but, thankfully, not smart enough to realise that sperm die quickly at room temperature.
[–]Phantom_Spark9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They may die quickly. But it’s still dna evidence right?
Isn’t metoo still going on?
[–]fcb9829210 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mother fucker! Look at that. Spermjacking. It's really a thing going on.
[–]Sol_Install74 points75 points76 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she got a nice mid day drink and a possible future source of income.
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[–]based_meme6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Suspect is unarmed and extremely dangerous. Do not approach.
[–]JackWithTheHammer 46 points47 points48 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
This is why you flush the condom and instead leave another condom filled with horse radish sauce in her trash can.
[–]LordGraygem20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At which point, you sit back and wait to see if she indignantly confronts you on the unexpectedly hot douche she got.
If she doesn't, well and good. But if she does, you can cheerfully unload on her and watch her hamster dodge frantically as she tries to come up with a good reason for loading the contents of your discarded rubber into her cooch.
[–]JackWithTheHammer 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the beauty of it. Also, record it and use it against her.
[–]Orig_analUse_rname7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her beta cuck husband: Mmm honey you taste delicious tonight. Do something different?
[–]AngryDeer4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Bleach.
[–]JackWithTheHammer 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nah, too thin. Must be a bit gooey.
[–]AngryDeer8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bleach and hand soap.
[–]JackWithTheHammer 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Innovative. Can probably be mixed from ingredients found in her bathroom. Very MacGyverish.
[–]StoneTempleFlyboy0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With a dash of product from revengecrabs.com
[–]Hypogamy36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm just saving that for later"
[–]JStheHammer 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Someone's going to be a daddy!
Surprise!!!
[–]emoprairiedog 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That'd be mild, I would worry about using it for a rape accusation. :/
[–]Kart0ffel3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Surprise! Daddy's beer!
[–]fuckyouredditcunts772 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the last beer he'll ever be allowed to have in the house.
[–]ManifoldPrime 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"aw"
[–]Vishapstein24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She just had sex with Chad and she's texting her boyfriend/husband about her day with the girls.
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just threw up a little. She's got a fucking rubber pouch full of cum just sitting in her fucking purse. And she doesn't even care that it's drooping out for everyone to see.
This is one of those pictures that you remind yourself of whenever you start having thoughts of maybe trying to get back into the dating game.
[–]StarlightWrath17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Let's hope the guy had a vasectomy.
[–]misandrists_hate_him11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]thisissocietysfault17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So her life plan is trick a guy into fucking her, steal his condom, buy a turkey-baster and spermjack him, and bring a new life into this world and get paid free child support to abuse & neglect it for the next 20 years. So fucking glad that I am finished with sex. Women will never get their hands on me or my precious body fluids ever again. Feel sorry for the guy who has to pay to watch his child suffer.
[–]Hedsmun9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just a little protein snack while taking the bus to work - nothing to see here.
[–]Phantom_Spark8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Midnight Beauty Mask?
[–]gundahir7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nothing unusual here. strong independent woman.
[–]Miscrotesoft7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sperm-jacking isn't real. Reddit feminists told me so.
[–]misandrists_hate_him6 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Not sure if future mother or rape "victim."
It'll be hard to come up with an alibi that'll overcome solid DNA evidence at the scene unless you were already in police custody or something.
[–]TheSaintMan 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those Jordans tho.
[–]WhistlingAlong 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Cringey title but golden photo lmao. I just hate the word bruh.
Anyway does the sperm like dry up and is not potent anymore. Also why didn't the man who took the photo stop her or call authorities.
[–]ManifoldPrime 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
bruh
[–]WhistlingAlong 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't you dare!
[–]ManifoldPrime 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
BRUH
YOU COME HERE
WITH THEM RAGGEDY ASS KICKS
[–]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't you dare.
[–]I-am-the-lul3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope for that guy's sake either that condom fell out of the bag or better yet, he did the "horsey sauce" trick.
[–]rebuildingMyself4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that's why I flushed every condom I ever utilized.
[–]fuckyouredditcunts774 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they wonder why we hate them.
[–]Albake212 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What? Maybe she's a clown on the weekends and does balloon animals? Come one guys... get your heads out of the gutters /s
[–]balancedben 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what I call sperm hijacking. Some guys gonna receive a letter in the mail from the state a year later requesting he show up to have a paternity test.
[–]dinnerbro69 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s literal blog articles on how long sperm can last in condoms on a female centric blog.. spermjacking is a real phenomena folks. Always pocket the condom or flush it when you’re done your business.
[–]deathtocontrollers4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AWALT.
[–]ransay32772 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see child support in this guys future.
[–]Keohve 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always hide the condom until she's gone. Can't trust women these days.
[–]Mi91iwjw1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hope the guy laced it with bengay
[–]nathansikes1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It could just be drugs
[–]dinnerbro69 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thotty gon’ thot
[–]Nezborn021 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
classy
[–]WhackingPsychopomp1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Force is strong with this one.
[–]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Model citizen.
[–]NotMyWomen1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stereotypical white female.
Filth.
[–]faggatron01 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nut on the face only
[–]DeathToTheZog1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow tied off and everything.
[–]NOT_A_THROWAWAY3450 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebody saw Gone Girl.
[–]Flyest-Nihilist0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit! Spermjacking actually happens?!
[–]HenryCurtmantle0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can somebody please post this to TwoX? I'm banned, obviously.
[–]Miscrotesoft4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're brainwashed. Waving proof in their faces is essentially the same as doing nothing.
[–]springboks74 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]wont_give_no_kreddit0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yap, this one is a fucking menace. Pull out method for the win.
[–]BugScotch0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s fuckin disgusting
[–]DamnScalper 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'Here's Johnny!'
[–]skippydammit0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should be some legal definition of "kidnapping" which applies to semen-napping (is this the birth of a new word?...hmmm)
Both are unlawfully taken against their will...-:)
The "younger" the victims, the harsher the penalties!
[–]R00TT00R0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I walked home with one of those stuck to my back once.. Cringey memory restored.. *shudder
[–]mgtowcanada0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 hrs in a condom at room temperature. Chaching! Woopah!
[–]LooksMatterToWomen 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ALWAYS flush the condom down the toilet, that way she can't get to it.
[–]Tiredofnormies-4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it
[–]Gilteddude15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahahahahaha...........hahahahahaha..........
[–]AngryDeer7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Used condom in bag. We’re extrapolating that she intends to use the naive mans precious seed to inseminate herself, perhaps using a turkey baster.
[–]NotMyWomen2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tied off used condom in a bag.
Why is a used condom in her bag tied off?
[–]BugScotch2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To keep the sperm from drying/going bad. She is literally going to spermjack it
[–]TheFriendlyFerret6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebodies getting spermjacked
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