"bruh"

davisyoung · 2018-02-23T17:24:31+00:00

Probably going to the store to buy a turkey baster. Some poor fool is about to go for a ride.

SlainFunicle · 2018-02-23T17:44:52+00:00

texting her friend i got the condom i have him hook for the next 18yrs

Sol_Install · 2018-02-23T17:30:32+00:00

Looks like she got a nice mid day drink and a possible future source of income.

based_meme · 2018-02-23T18:53:12+00:00

Spermjacking in progress. Thot wearing a blue sweater. Has black iphone. Warning. Do not approach.

JackWithTheHammer · 2018-02-23T19:54:11+00:00

This is why you flush the condom and instead leave another condom filled with horse radish sauce in her trash can.

Hypogamy · 2018-02-23T17:21:47+00:00

"I'm just saving that for later"

JStheHammer · 2018-02-23T18:07:34+00:00

Someone's going to be a daddy!

Surprise!!!

Vishapstein · 2018-02-23T19:12:16+00:00

She just had sex with Chad and she's texting her boyfriend/husband about her day with the girls.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-02-23T21:45:06+00:00

I just threw up a little. She's got a fucking rubber pouch full of cum just sitting in her fucking purse. And she doesn't even care that it's drooping out for everyone to see.

This is one of those pictures that you remind yourself of whenever you start having thoughts of maybe trying to get back into the dating game.

StarlightWrath · 2018-02-23T18:38:49+00:00

Let's hope the guy had a vasectomy.

thisissocietysfault · 2018-02-23T19:33:23+00:00

So her life plan is trick a guy into fucking her, steal his condom, buy a turkey-baster and spermjack him, and bring a new life into this world and get paid free child support to abuse & neglect it for the next 20 years. So fucking glad that I am finished with sex. Women will never get their hands on me or my precious body fluids ever again. Feel sorry for the guy who has to pay to watch his child suffer.

Hedsmun · 2018-02-23T20:35:08+00:00

Just a little protein snack while taking the bus to work - nothing to see here.

Phantom_Spark · 2018-02-23T17:31:19+00:00

Midnight Beauty Mask?

gundahir · 2018-02-23T21:13:11+00:00

nothing unusual here. strong independent woman.

Miscrotesoft · 2018-02-24T00:19:47+00:00

Sperm-jacking isn't real. Reddit feminists told me so.

misandrists_hate_him · 2018-02-23T19:14:22+00:00

Not sure if future mother or rape "victim."

It'll be hard to come up with an alibi that'll overcome solid DNA evidence at the scene unless you were already in police custody or something.

TheSaintMan · 2018-02-23T18:06:25+00:00

Those Jordans tho.

WhistlingAlong · 2018-02-23T19:44:20+00:00

Cringey title but golden photo lmao. I just hate the word bruh.

Anyway does the sperm like dry up and is not potent anymore. Also why didn't the man who took the photo stop her or call authorities.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-02-23T22:53:59+00:00

I hope for that guy's sake either that condom fell out of the bag or better yet, he did the "horsey sauce" trick.

rebuildingMyself · 2018-02-23T23:20:45+00:00

And that's why I flushed every condom I ever utilized.

fuckyouredditcunts77 · 2018-02-24T00:47:05+00:00

And they wonder why we hate them.

Albake21 · 2018-02-23T21:16:39+00:00

What? Maybe she's a clown on the weekends and does balloon animals? Come one guys... get your heads out of the gutters /s

balancedben · 2018-02-23T22:33:38+00:00

That's what I call sperm hijacking. Some guys gonna receive a letter in the mail from the state a year later requesting he show up to have a paternity test.

dinnerbro69 · 2018-02-23T23:20:14+00:00

There’s literal blog articles on how long sperm can last in condoms on a female centric blog.. spermjacking is a real phenomena folks. Always pocket the condom or flush it when you’re done your business.

deathtocontrollers · 2018-02-23T23:54:34+00:00

AWALT.

ransay3277 · 2018-02-24T01:46:09+00:00

I see child support in this guys future.

Keohve · 2018-02-24T02:02:54+00:00

Always hide the condom until she's gone. Can't trust women these days.

Mi91iwjw · 2018-02-23T21:24:01+00:00

Hope the guy laced it with bengay

nathansikes · 2018-02-23T21:49:32+00:00

It could just be drugs

dinnerbro69 · 2018-02-23T23:15:01+00:00

Thotty gon’ thot

Nezborn02 · 2018-02-23T23:33:46+00:00

classy

WhackingPsychopomp · 2018-02-23T23:41:22+00:00

The Force is strong with this one.

kayfab · 2018-02-23T23:54:13+00:00

Model citizen.

NotMyWomen · 2018-02-24T02:28:53+00:00

Stereotypical white female.

Filth.

faggatron0 · 2018-02-24T02:45:56+00:00

Nut on the face only

DeathToTheZog · 2018-02-24T03:02:08+00:00

Wow tied off and everything.

NOT_A_THROWAWAY345 · 2018-02-23T23:23:23+00:00

Somebody saw Gone Girl.

Flyest-Nihilist · 2018-02-24T00:04:58+00:00

Holy shit! Spermjacking actually happens?!

HenryCurtmantle · 2018-02-24T00:10:47+00:00

Can somebody please post this to TwoX? I'm banned, obviously.

springboks74 · 2018-02-24T02:31:46+00:00

googleSearch! fuck me

wont_give_no_kreddit · 2018-02-24T04:50:40+00:00

Yap, this one is a fucking menace. Pull out method for the win.

BugScotch · 2018-02-24T06:15:27+00:00

That’s fuckin disgusting

DamnScalper · 2018-02-24T10:00:42+00:00

'Here's Johnny!'

skippydammit · 2018-02-24T13:13:33+00:00

Should be some legal definition of "kidnapping" which applies to semen-napping (is this the birth of a new word?...hmmm)

Both are unlawfully taken against their will...-:)

The "younger" the victims, the harsher the penalties!

R00TT00R · 2018-02-24T13:48:18+00:00

I walked home with one of those stuck to my back once.. Cringey memory restored.. *shudder

mgtowcanada · 2018-02-24T16:23:20+00:00

6 hrs in a condom at room temperature. Chaching! Woopah!

LooksMatterToWomen · 2018-02-24T16:24:20+00:00

ALWAYS flush the condom down the toilet, that way she can't get to it.

Tiredofnormies · 2018-02-23T18:20:37+00:00

I don't get it

Title	"bruh"
Author	urali
Upvotes	340
Comments	97
Date	February 23, 2018 5:17 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7zpo7l/bruh/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/bruh.589661 https://theredarchive.com/post/589661

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