delusions

Thevoiceofreason420 · 2016-10-18T18:02:19+00:00

I want whatever shes smoking, its clearly some dope stuff.

black-trash-man · 2016-10-18T17:43:45+00:00

Rotfl!!!! I'm done.

throwspuaexception · 2016-10-18T18:58:26+00:00

She lost her credibility at "intense yoga" for me. Yoga is not intense.

realpra · 2016-10-18T18:08:58+00:00

Had to google obliques (English as second language) it means the side muscles - yes she is counting her fat arms as the same as the bodybuilder's arms and the fat folds of her stomach as side muscles.

NaughtyFred · 2016-10-18T19:16:25+00:00

I'm in good shape

No, no you're not, you're really not.

yellow_black · 2016-10-18T20:58:19+00:00

Holy fuck, that was funny. "you can CLEARLY SEE my Central abdominal line"....holy shit, what on earth is she talking about?! This, my friends, is a woman. Do you really want these bitches in STEM fields?

"Uh, that bridge I built could CLEARLY withstand rush hour load", right after it collapses and kills hundreds.

Zombocom1911 · 2016-10-18T18:48:54+00:00

this is exactly why women think there are no good men left, they overrate their looks so much!!! fat bitch!!!!

FritzLn · 2016-10-18T20:42:56+00:00

this is the delusion women live with. i'm sure she's been told she's in great shape. meanwhile if you're a man without abs you're a lazy tub of lard

wordjedi · 2016-10-18T22:16:32+00:00

I think I just saw self-humiliation. The self-burn was so bad I would think it was some sort of fetish play, but I think she's serious. That just makes it sad.

But it's kind of a eye opener about the world we're living in. Women are just much more susceptible to fatlogic bullshit. 99% of guys who looked like that would just admit they're a fat POS and go back to gaming. For women feefees > reality.

people are shocked at my weight.

No. Some female person you know said a nice thing to you because that's what she thought she was supposed to do in that particular social situation. No connection to reality at all. This is why women suck at STEM. Their reality is a social construct.

CwzZ · 2016-10-18T18:17:30+00:00

NaughtyFred · 2016-10-18T18:36:26+00:00

Muscle weights more than fat, additionally you need to take frame into account. Yes, you may be Endomorphic, but a good diet with sufficient unsaturated fats, proteins, and complex carbohydrates combined with a specific program to her, would reduce her weight and "change" her somatotype. I would not even mind making her a meal plan and exercise program, but I would be wasting my time because they do not have the discipline to follow it. "Thick boned" my ass.

Blaming something else: common tactic.

KryptoKnight77 · 2016-10-18T20:30:12+00:00

"Why accept that the problem is because of me when I could just blame it on something else."

iamlikethewindbaby · 2016-10-18T21:45:01+00:00

As someone who works out a lot and hates fat women I'd like to chime in.

She is both very muscular and very fat. Her obliques actually are visable and through a lot of fat. Her arms (and the rest of her body) are built as well.

Yes she's delusional and likely lying about the cardio she does, but I bet she benches morr than 99% of the women on the planet.

redsfan277 · 2016-10-18T21:58:58+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHITBALLS! This is gold hahahaha. Is she trolling or being seriously? HAHA

d4ng3rz0n3 · 2016-10-19T03:51:24+00:00

I can't believe nobody has mentioned that she has described her self as, "like Madonna"

LOL.

ramaga · 2016-10-19T13:12:45+00:00

LMFAO.

This might explain why there are so many fat girls on Tinder that claim to be gym bunnies. They think that merely stepping foot inside of a gym (usually to waste an hour on the elliptical or dreadmill, and usually making little to no alterations to their diet plan) means that they are "into fitness".

I cannot believe that someone would actually look like that and think that they are anything close to being "in shape".

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2016-10-18T19:10:08+00:00

Crossfit.. not a real sport. Can't take post seriously OP.

Plus woman is obviously delusional "central abdominal line"?.. she ment to say.. "the slab of fat above my pants line."

reptilianoverlord94 · 2016-10-18T19:19:03+00:00

"think a more muscular Madonna". Wtf is this shit.

MajorBeef24 · 2016-10-18T22:17:04+00:00

I call troll here. I know there are plenty of delusional fat chicks, but they're neither as delusional or as fat as this IME. This is batshit.

cynicalsimon · 2016-10-18T22:17:28+00:00

damn fatties

Kingw3 · 2016-10-19T01:46:07+00:00

She's in shape. Round.

the-capitan · 2016-10-19T01:52:02+00:00

classic "BMI IS INACCURATE" fattie. either one of the 3 is true...

your BMI is wrong, and you're doing an hour a day, min 5 days a week, for 4+ weeks, of heavy lifting (olympic, power, or strong), and you've got the deadlifts and powersquats to prove it.
your BMI is wrong, and you've got a third party personal trainer who is experienced and tested in BF% measurements who checked you with calipers multiple times, to prove it.
your BMI is correct.

fickle_fuck · 2016-10-19T02:47:35+00:00

Probably claims to be "curvy"....

feedmecarrots · 2016-10-19T06:29:31+00:00

Is she demanding that people see as something other than what she is? Not gonna buy it!

Spyderman_213 · 2016-10-19T14:28:32+00:00

I think she probably needs to see this pic.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/1WxCV5K

Club_dean69 · 2016-10-19T16:40:48+00:00

Bitch is fat as fuck, must be some sort of severe severe severe mental illness

ScopaLeapo · 2016-10-19T17:02:33+00:00

At 5'3", and a woman, the BMI chart will indicate obesity beginning at 170lbs. I don't know what "well under 200 lbs" means, but even if you spot her 30, she's still obese. Pesky science. One more reason for chicks to avoid STEM programs.

Lunatcharsky · 2016-10-19T23:38:18+00:00

roflol, what the actual fuck?!

Title	delusions
Author	m1staht1nkyw1nky
Upvotes	100
Comments	51
Date	October 18, 2016 5:12 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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