First text I've gotten from my ex in years

oirectine00 · 2018-10-16T17:35:37+00:00

She signed up for AmWay, and you signed up for GoingMyOwnWay.

I'll see myself out.

captainsaveahoe69 · 2018-10-16T15:27:34+00:00

LMAO, its difficult to explain but I'm partnered with AMWAY. Classic.

TigPlaze · 2018-10-16T15:45:36+00:00

I once showed up to a "job interview" only to learn it was some idiot trying to peddle Amway on me.

boisdevie · 2018-10-16T16:18:33+00:00

And yet another example of why women earn less than men. Because they're fucking stupid.

fox-martin · 2018-10-16T15:51:28+00:00

Translation.... pyramid scheme?

They never give up do they? Any way they can to make money off of you.

cycloneous · 2018-10-16T16:48:28+00:00

Color me crazy, but if you can't explain what the Hell you're doing for a job or business, may be that business isn't for you.

Its okay, this dodged a bullet, if she can't figure out how to do good research on a company and see the red flags, well, it is proof positive you can't cure stupid.

DWShimoda · 2018-10-16T17:58:02+00:00

He should actually show up...

With a "buddy"... both of them (obviously clean shaven, tight haircuts) wearing crisp white short sleeved shirts, thin black ties, black pants, black dress shoes, backpacks with blackstrap... and shirt pocket badges that says "Elder [Name]"

Then (for the kicker) see if anyone at the party is interested in "partnering" with Herbalife. (Could even offer FREE "protein shake" samples to some of the ladies).

LOL

betterredthenwed · 2018-10-16T15:59:05+00:00

OMG. Stretch those wings and soar away, brother.

lonewolfsigma8917 · 2018-10-16T15:48:40+00:00

I almost died laughing

AutisticCyborg · 2018-10-16T17:21:12+00:00

Ask her if her da sells Avon?

IHateToChoseUsername · 2018-10-16T16:23:03+00:00

Just go! This is your opportunity to get rich! ;-)

Anon48529 · 2018-10-16T18:32:00+00:00

Hey. Stop texting that bitch.

BadassGT-CS · 2018-10-16T16:25:52+00:00

LOL. That shit still around?

SilverGryphon · 2018-10-16T17:41:43+00:00

WTF? Did she really expect you to buy stuff from her? Some people have no shame whatsoever.

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-10-16T18:37:59+00:00

The company is like a shape. It’s like a bunch of triangles leaning on each other. I don’t remember the name for it, though, because I’m a woman and used my looks to get guys to do my geometry homework in school.

jglover82 · 2018-10-16T17:54:26+00:00

You actually responded lol

Robert_Tomko · 2018-10-16T18:12:52+00:00

I'll see your Amway and raise you MyOwnWay.

Nov51605 · 2018-10-17T02:23:10+00:00

gawd calling AMWAY a "business" is about as accurate as saying JEffrey DAhmer had an eating disorder

MonkModeEngage · 2018-10-16T17:41:37+00:00

Amway still exists???

-Fender- · 2018-10-16T18:03:30+00:00

What's "AmWay"?

NoThirst · 2018-10-16T21:26:24+00:00

...the funny thing is...they are so pressured by these pyramid schemes to come up with warm bodies...any warm body...even an x warm body. Hope you told her you'd rather gouge out your left eye with a rusty spoon.

SJHammer · 2018-10-16T17:30:29+00:00

If you cant explain your job in 60 seconds(elevator speech), then its probably nothing good. Amway people always need 1-3 hours to explain what they provide....

HackrKnownAsFullChan · 2018-10-16T17:48:54+00:00

You obviously haven't bled enough

sauceschrome · 2018-10-16T20:21:15+00:00

Why are you talking to your ex, are you crazy?

hiddengym · 2018-10-16T20:37:14+00:00

Fuck that cult shit lmao.... 😂😂.. Desperation on the highest level.. Probably a mass text that accidentally included you

SchizophrenicOutcast · 2018-10-16T21:22:46+00:00

You should have told her to shove that pyramid up her arse. Speaking of arse, she would have more success selling that than the stupid home products they sell...like gtfo.

Pk_s_to_the_yizzle · 2018-10-16T23:56:36+00:00

I once had a FB that announced she was tired of the grind and going to be rich, and invited me UNBEKNOWNST TO ME to a MLM pyramid meeting, and I went HAM on all of them and embarassed her and left.

Last time we fucked.

Older_Miggy · 2018-10-17T00:01:40+00:00

Why did you even reply?

MrBluePill · 2018-10-17T00:20:41+00:00

They always have to rub your nose in it by mentioning their new partner.... 😉

tymayfeld · 2018-10-16T18:16:19+00:00

Amway? More like scamway

Gordon-G · 2018-10-16T18:22:39+00:00

Run, run..it’s network marketing

realChebz · 2018-10-16T19:02:41+00:00

Free samples bro

vivab0rg · 2018-10-16T21:29:45+00:00

It's a trap!

BitcoinBoffin · 2018-10-16T21:30:45+00:00

Funny how gynocentric society resembles a pyramid scheme. It's in their DNA I guess.

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-10-16T21:50:53+00:00

Run!!!!!! Dear Lord, man, run for your life!!!!

blackierobinsun3 · 2018-10-17T00:51:32+00:00

Damn my girl does this stuff too

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2018-10-17T01:52:24+00:00

Take a cab, and show up hammered as fuk

TryDoingSomethingNew · 2018-10-17T04:00:40+00:00

>Business

>Amway

Pick one.

VenetianCares · 2018-10-17T07:01:22+00:00

shes going her own Amway

sukhoi_tractor · 2018-10-16T18:33:44+00:00

top jej

DaveC111 · 2018-10-16T18:42:56+00:00

Hahahaha!

envyloop · 2018-10-16T19:18:33+00:00

very poor strategy chosen. try to hold the name and be more intriguing next time

DarthCallidous · 2018-10-16T19:35:43+00:00

WTF is Amway?

jtormeyx · 2018-10-16T21:28:55+00:00

Wanna buy some Lularoe, too? Lol

CerebralAbrasion · 2018-10-16T22:13:29+00:00

Probably thinks she's going to be a the next Steve Jobs, starting by standing on OPs back. After all she's an empowered wamminz and deserves it.

anonylaw2 · 2018-10-16T23:02:26+00:00

Sometimes I wish my ex would text me. Been years. Then I think no it's not worth it.

DarthBroker · 2018-10-17T00:36:14+00:00

legitimately lol'd

KaitouNala · 2018-10-17T03:11:21+00:00

EL OH EL fucking amway.

Multilevel marketing aka thinly vieled pyrimid schemes that hook you on promises of insane profit at the cost of those you recruit to sell shit tier products to each other, cause god knows no one else is buying those products especially now that the internet is a thing.

CouldPossiblyBeABot · 2018-10-17T04:13:09+00:00

So she's an Instagram thot that runs ads too? I can't think of a worse combination

Shortmanking · 2018-10-17T04:18:39+00:00

Hmm, I'm about to do some googling because I don't know wtf AMWAY is..will return with my findings

Edit: Wow that didn't take long...Jesus fucking christ it's literally a cult like pyramid scheme, I'm speechless at the stuff I'm reading..It's time to pop some popcorn.

RainmanMcmillin · 2018-10-17T05:06:46+00:00

https://coub.com/view/c16tr

XFX_Samsung · 2018-10-17T06:07:50+00:00

Ask her who else is attending and then send those people a message about what Amway is and how she's trying to recruit suckers to the pyramid scheme.

I5zq3iuyfI · 2018-10-17T06:12:12+00:00

>first text in years from ex
>she's opening a business
>it's difficult to explain
>she partnered with Amway

Life writes the best stories, how could it be more perfect? It's only 8am in Europe but you already made my day.

EmptyNewspaper · 2018-10-17T06:27:09+00:00

I sympathize with her - it's hard to make money these days.

I'll go childfree for good.

There must be an end of everything - so is with humanity - so I'll end mine for good.

Revorob · 2018-10-17T09:44:03+00:00

Amway? Jesus wept. Why doesn't she be honest and admit that she has been conned into the world's biggest pyramid scheme?

race_car · 2018-10-17T12:08:19+00:00

"its difficult to explain"

when a woman says "its complicated," it really isn't. ever.

First text I've gotten from my ex in years

Comments

Oh fuck, I totally forgot the bike helmet part.

Title	First text I've gotten from my ex in years
Author	reereeeees
Upvotes	339
Comments	104
Date	October 16, 2018 3:25 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9oomtx/first_text_ive_gotten_from_my_ex_in_years/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/first-text-ive-gotten-from-my-ex-in-years.474727 https://theredarchive.com/post/474727