Found elsewhere, thought it would get a laugh here.

mgtow2138913 · 2018-06-08T13:07:28+00:00

Marriage: A cash grab from women and the state with zero benefits to the man other than blue balls.

freezingsama · 2018-06-08T15:02:37+00:00

Slowly? 😂 LOL If only.

iamlikethewindbaby · 2018-06-08T15:35:35+00:00

When I married my ex...she was 118lbs. When we divorced 7 years later...she was 173lbs.

Nuff said.

FritzLn · 2018-06-08T16:14:00+00:00

But but but how else do I prove to myself I'm worthy of existing?!?!

ArmondDillo · 2018-06-08T14:09:20+00:00

Whore wants to get fat, grotesque, and develop an intolerable attitude, it's all good. There's no escape for you, if you get a divorce you get raped in the courts, if you stay you have to suffer with the swamp thing.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-06-08T17:06:24+00:00

...a fat person who hates you and will suck you dry (of money only).

JohnOrange2112 · 2018-06-08T14:28:47+00:00

Or; "... and evolve into a person who stops putting out and would rather stare at the TV for hours on end".

Paladin2903 · 2018-06-08T20:01:25+00:00

I recently saw my ex-girlfriend (of about 10 years ago), and she turned into a land whale.

We were going to get married and I got cold feet, and it just didn’t happen.

This girl was tight, toned, and was just stunning. Now? Holy fucking shit. Glad I dodged that bullet.

roxon89 · 2018-06-08T13:12:08+00:00

I like cats.

Ipride362 · 2018-06-08T15:32:32+00:00

Mooooooooooooo

BananaWilly · 2018-06-08T19:26:24+00:00

This should be on the marriage license form. Like accepting privacy agreements, only this time you need to really pay attention.

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-06-09T09:25:52+00:00

Marriage :the first pitstop to where she waits to see if she can fuck something better and rape you in court

anongogogo · 2018-06-08T15:40:54+00:00

If you want to give up your freedom.

drizztdourden420 · 2018-06-08T15:47:15+00:00

LOL.

AppreciateYa · 2018-06-08T17:00:28+00:00

ouuccchhh hahaha it burns!

serenity_now_man · 2018-06-08T21:51:15+00:00

/r/Demotivational great sub

toogamer · 2018-06-08T22:07:01+00:00

I'm not sure about that, my parents are pretty happy and my dad was the one who gained weight.

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-06-08T22:22:10+00:00

Trumps snake poem actually works pretty well for describing women and cucks

ContrasexualWoman · 2018-06-09T06:14:56+00:00

This is why marriage is a shit deal for both sexes. Not to mention you essentially get married to the State/government, not really each other.

As Tom Leykis says, what can you truly get out of marriage that you can't out of a loving LTR without the piece of paper? Answer: incredibly little, and almost nothing worth any man or woman giving up their freedom for.

stringedbeams · 2018-06-09T06:27:36+00:00

sad how ugly marriage is for a lot of folks :(

mgtow2138913 · 2018-06-08T13:07:00+00:00

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Title	Found elsewhere, thought it would get a laugh here.
Author	stoopididoit
Upvotes	583
Comments	48
Date	June 8, 2018 1:04 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8pjpr2/found_elsewhere_thought_it_would_get_a_laugh_here/
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