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[–][deleted] 228 points229 points230 points 6 years ago (35 children) | Copy Link
I was wondering about that the other day; if they split up does Megan Markle gets to keep half of his stuff .. like basically half of what the royal family posses ? That would be one of the greatest heist in human history O_O.
[–][deleted] 154 points155 points156 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
He perpetually has nothing and everything; he’s like a piece of state furniture constantly being redecorated with whatever is necessary at the moment
[–]HierEncore99 points100 points101 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Exactly this. Meghan would receive nothing because Harry has nothing in his actual name.
[–]Savixe65 points66 points67 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Well, her moves on getting herself and Harry outside of the Royal Family´s inner circles makes perfect sense then.
He will then have property in his actual name, and then she can divorce rape him in Canada and skin the poor man alive.
[–]horonlapsi13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Damn if that works she is the smartest woman i have seen in while
[–]srtor50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your definition of 'smart' is actually defined as 'con artist'. There is nothing smart about gaming the system to con a sucker.
[–]Dark_Shroud6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's already been divorced multiple times. She learned the rules & methods long before she met the naive Prince.
[–]SirScotalot885 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually hopes this happen. Teach him a lesson for going for a used up roastie mutt.
[–]tmattm0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has a potential for mass red pilling, so I hope for a cruel divorce soon.
[–]HierEncore1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's certainly a possibility.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's funny because I never knew who he was until he married.
[–]countinginsolitude2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you American?
[–]yardbird985 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Schrödinger’s cuck
[–]BiffBiffBiff2797 points98 points99 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I doubt any judge or court will side against the monarchy, not unless they want to be fed to the hounds.
I'm sure his wealth is hidden anyway.
[–]Cade_Connelly_1373 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Or watch as a two-decker bus has a 'brake malfunction' and pastes her like a flyswatter on the way to court.
[–]mgtow__uk25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh such a heavenly way to die
[–]Keisuke_Takahiro3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ordained by the monarchy no less.
[–]plazmafire8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only issue I have with this is there will be collateral damage. Someone needs to be driving that bus, and to make it look more genuine, you know there will also be passengers.
Other than that, no great loss really.
[–]prbonfanti0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put a drunk woman in the driver seat, women are no accountable anyway, the justice would call her bad girl and send her home.
[–]Dark_Shroud1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The Royal families' assets are locked down tight. Harry was given 30 million pounds from his parents plus his allowances.
She won't get any of that so this is why she got him to leave. Because now everything going forward will be a joint marriage asset that she can take from him.
And you can be her lawyer will point to his trust fund and future inheritance from Prince Charles, saying Harry still has all of that coming to him while Megan doesn't.
[–]Vatican872 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The British won't give anything to her. If she divorces in Canada, good luck to whichever judge thinking they can just dip their hands in another nation's royal assets, lol at the most they will pay her out a lump sum and get rid of her.
[–]Dark_Shroud1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're in agreement. Which is why she dragged his ass to Canada. To earn new money together so she can then take all of it.
[–]Cade_Connelly_1369 points70 points71 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I'm 99% sure that either the British Monarchy or the British government at large has steps to prevent divorcerape from affecting a member of the royal family in any significant manner. They are one of the few groups that has the power to tell an ex wife "you get what we allow you to get" and make it stick.
Or, alternatively, to arrange am 'accident'.
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They did it with Diana. Though she wasnt after money just to expose the kiddie fucking her husband charles and good pal jimmy saville took part in.... ya she had an accident alright....
[–]Malbek6043 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She was fucking a muslim billionaire. Draw your own conclusions.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And I think the security guard too.
[–]smfuel8711 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Isn't that convenient? As usual, only the peasants will be subject to the legal system. If that doesn't outline the tyranny they live under, I don't know what will..
[–]Cade_Connelly_132 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey, they like it, or they'd have moved to America.
[–]smfuel875 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
America is no different. Just because we call it something different, doesn't mean we do t have a ruling class of oligarchs. Turn on the tube. They're trying to oust to only o e who isn't a member of the approved class of rulers.
[–]plz_ban_me10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if when they split up
- FTFY
[–]Marque013 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she's dragging him to Canada so that he falls under Canadian divorce laws (which she is familiar with)
That or she misses her old Chad in Toronto
[–]SanaderDid9112 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that happens I can see a nother car crash
[–]throwawaygoodvibess1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hope it happens. The ultimate win for mgtow. It could redpill thousands in a flash.
[–]tralala5011 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah, there is no argument against the prince himself being divorce raped. it is the ultimate proof.
[–]Vatican870 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can't rob the Queen my friend. The royal family knew fully well how to protect themselves before this shenanigans began.
[–]Living_Wickihowla65 points66 points67 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And this fool didn't want to get a prenup...not that it'll help anyways. Side note this community should have a simp of the year award.
[–]SeptetRa20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I concur
[–]Dark_Shroud0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A properly prepared Pre-nup will hold up in the US & UK. The woman will still challenge the agreement so people sometimes offer a bit more in settlement to get everything over with.
She's dragging his ass to Canada. If she isn't already using a strap-on, on him she should start to prepare him for the Canadian family court system.
[–]NathanHollister58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
He still gets a stipend from the UK government. He gave up the pittance he got from the Queen, but there is a second payment he receives for life of about 55k pounds a year.
[–]PolukranosWordEater72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Wish I got paid to just be born into the right family.
Seriously, why do people defend these leeches? These people are basically a extreme version of those welfare recipients you see driving around expensive cars and wearing expensive clothes. All on the people's dime.
[–]Herr_Stoll14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Eh. The royal family has a "deal" with the UK government - they pay their expanses and in return they get to keep the earnings of land and property the royals own. The government gets actually quite a lot more than they have to pay.
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[–]Herr_Stoll3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey, I live in Germany and I believe in the social market economy (at the moment it's a bit more plain old market economy over here...) and that with ownership comes responsibility. I don't want a monarchy however it doesn't help spreading lies. The monarchy can't be leeches if they are on the "bad side" of the deal.
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[–]Herr_Stoll4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh boy, now you got me!
[–]srtor0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, talk about 'deal'. How the French royal got it. Remember guillotine?
[–]Greentaboo6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They are money makers, though. The government makes significantly more off the royals than it gives back. Almost none of that cash would be coming in if the royals weren't revered as they are.
[–]horonlapsi4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny thing is unitedkindoms goverment could just buy thei rland if its makin that much or even better steal them kick them out what they gonna do cry to us for help
[–]NathanHollister0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny thing is if the state wants people's money they can just take it, they need not ask nicely or use a facade.
[–]clinky7626 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just a simp 🤡
[–]CMoy198029 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Burger King would’ve been better.
[–]DoctorTagada12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
White Castle.
[–]Lucius_Faust2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He would serve McRoyal only in McDonald's :)
[–]Starshitlord0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We don’t have White Castle in Canada 😑
[–]Doctor_Ruthless12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm guessing the queen will order Harry's wench to suffer the safe fate as princess Diana before she allows him to be divorce raped. Anybody who's put in their research knows just how evil and wicked the British royal family is.
[–]hamburgerstake13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should have been a Timmy's but yeah.
[–]jeetz0910 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sure the queen is setting up the “car”.
[–]verhovniPan10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Its mr markle now
[–]Lucius_Faust1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah...we can also add to our dictionary another synonym of "bait-and-switch" - "to be markled" if they'll end up divorced later.
[–]flibbidy_floob4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey that child support check ain't gonna write itself.
[–]EnterTane6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imo they're all leaches and the royal family should've ceased to exist a long time ago.
[–]Nathaniel666 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
e already has booked visits in tv shows, Oprah and so on. He won't be poor, don't worry.
[–]BadassGT-CS3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'll take a Big MacMarkle" to go!
[–]makesime232 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah he was pilot you know, was a soldier, still a duke, and a prince !
pretty sure he have more skill than you and me !
[–]hakoonamatata93 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel you but i have no sympathy for British royalty. They are absolute subhuman trash. Let them get fucked for all i care. 😂
[–]wtfyoko1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"No, m'am. It's just Harry now. Would you like fries with that drink?"
[–]whaddefuck1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, this really lowers the bar for all the self proclaimed princess' out there looking for their prince...
[–]QuantumSanta1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Harry has been emasculated, she is clearly in charge. He needs to find his testicles, which obviously got shot off during the war.
[–]ncarolina660 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This dumb fuck would have been better off if he had an arranged marriage...
Now he's screwed with this crazy bi-polar bitch.
[–]Magnolia10080 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is there a Royal Pre-nup?
[–]BlackBoxInquiry0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s gonna lose his ass.
[–]Miserable-Lemon0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's interesting, only 3% of Canadians want to finance this. Seriously, there's this guy who abdicates from royalty and moves to another country hoping to get the royal treatment, including RCMP protection and taxpayer financed housing?
[–]Broncofan03210 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He didn’t leave the royal family...he’s taking a break from the everyday roles of it...
[–]ilovejuices40 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She stripped him of his title... she just calls him Harry now.
[–]rerorarory0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What happend?
[–]martianlonewolf0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You bastard. I never laughed so hard in my office cabin man.
[–]JackieChansArmpits0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I LOLED, ROFLED and just about fuckin' died when I saw this. The Prince of French fries.
[–]NietzscheExplosion0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LoL @ the attempt to colour our money. Bang on comic.
[–]Saucyboy7171-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/ellievhall/meghan-markle-kate-middleton-double-standards-royal
Racism is disgusting
Yeah sure Racism, not because Meghan is a raging bitch and pissed off a lot of people with her antics.
[–]Xaddit0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it why?
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