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[–]appserius130 points131 points132 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Look at that big red pill mounted between his chest. Disney ain't clueless.
[–]git_hur_done34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao nice catch.
[–]ToFat2Run12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This legit made me chuckle.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Post of the month.
[–]Chimpbot5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think you mean Mattel or Filmation.
[–]Cristoff1388 points89 points90 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Feminists claim Barbie unrealistic body image is disempowering and bad, because it makes her weak. But He-Man's unrealistic body image is empowering and good, because it makes him strong. I've actually seen Anita Sarkeesian make this stupid argument.
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Barbie is a hell of a lot fitter than the average women. Any women resembling her would be several times stronger and healthier than the average modern woman.
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Unfortunately I was more into Raphael. People are always telling me that I'm cool, but rude.
[–]TokerNoJoker8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I loved Michelangelo and now im a 40 year old stoner who lives in his moms basement with my local pizza store on speed dial.
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Could be worse. All the Leonardo kids grew up to be cucks.
[–]gifm4ster0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I grew up in the late 90s and early 2000s and I’m glad to have these cartoons keep me company. There was the he-man and TMNT remake and I loved the fuck out of those shows. Didn’t have the chance to grow up with 80’s ones though. I loved Donatello too and the masculine positive image He-man represented. Working in an engineering company and an avid natural bodybuilder. Thank goodness for these shows.
[–]TheGillos3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There WERE fitness related Barbie dolls, are there any more? Or has HAES and the like killed them?
[–]rebuildingMyself4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Things that make me insecure in my ability to get Chad are bad. Things that give me tingles are good"
[–]Darth_Toenail0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Things that make me insecure in my ability to get Chad are bad. Things that give me tingles are good" Wimminz
FTFY
[–]Gog_Noggler_694 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well here's the thing about that. It's almost a valid point. See, for women, they see Barbie and think "Hey that's not fair! It's almost impossible to look like that. BAN BARBIE!" Men see He-Man and think "Wow he's so cool and tough and strong, maybe if I lift weights and eat well for a long time I can look kinda like that".
Women crumble in the face of adversity. They hate anything that makes them feel inferior or threatened or challenged. Men look at adversity as something to be fought against and overcome. I started working out when I got to high school as a direct result of growing up watching DBZ, and wanting to be jacked like the characters on the show.
[–]realChebz37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Fat smelly slob with pink hair is probably a more realistic body image for majority of feminists. That's why they're so pissed.
[–]Marque0141 points42 points43 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/076/589/038.jpg
[–]loadedmoment11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is hilarious
[–]logicAndFury3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really want this to be real so I can buy it as a gag gift
[–]CommanderHeMan1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feminist barbie’s mouth is upside down.
[–]TeenNacho0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kind of threw up a little in my mouth when I pictured this woman in my head 🤢
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[–]newMGTOW16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
[–]MegaDeathX1211 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am MegaDeathX12 prince of the earth and defender of my bretheren. Fabulous secrets powers were revealed to me the day i a held aloft my magic sword and said BY THE POWER OF MGTOW. And I became a mgtow.
[–]Oohhthehumanity3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am Oohhthehumanity lawfull citizen and defender of society and women. But behind my back they all disrespect my alter-ego and shame him. Fabolous secrets were revealed to me the day I decided to NOT give a damn, left my sword in it's sheath and went my merry way.
[–]Kornstar040 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He was so powerful, he need two references to his masculinity. He and Man.
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[–]git_hur_done25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a surprisingly hilarious post
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[–]RapeRabbits0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mmmm isnt that what this sub is all about
[–]serventofgaben18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Yeah its funny, females get triggered over physically perfect female characters, but males always enjoy unrealistic male characters and don't mind the fact that they won't ever reach their level.
[–]Baldrbaldr20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
It's because men are loyal and proud (we are brothers in arms!) but women are bitter and envious (that bitch looks better than I ever will!).
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[–]lucajones8813 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
So true, guys will ask you for help, what you eat etc to get to your level.
Women will try to drag you down to their level.
[–]BinaryNinja14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's a quote like that about women. It goes something like: Men see a great mountain and aspire to climb it to the top. Women see a great mountain, demand it be demolished and proclaim the position where they are standing to be the new mountaintop.
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[–]NewLife_20170 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is so true. Also add that I have never seen a gym rat belittle someone asking them how they did it, as long as they didn't interfere with their workout.
vs.
I rarely see models real advice to the fatties without belittling them.
[–]MrStokeMan1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My grandfather would say this analogy to me.
Think of all the people you meet like trees and plants in a forest. Some are huge, gorgeous oaks, redwoods, etc. Just the same, some people are weeds or shrubs. They see those beautiful trees around them, and they can think of is how they are not the tallest, not the greatest. So, they try to cut down the beautiful people. Insult them, abuse them, do whatever they can to bring them down. That way, they can be the tallest (piece of shit shrub) for miles around.
A good person looks at their accomplished peer and says , "show me, teach me, I'll work my ass off to be the best version of my myself that I can"
A pathetic, gross person sees their accomplished peer and says, "how can I cut them down"
[–]greenleefs0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When a man is jealous of someone, say because they have a nice car, a guy will want a car like that.
When a woman is jealous of someone because of their car, they want THAT car. Not a car like that. Not an identical model. That, specific, car.
It is not enough for them to reach a goal, others must lose theirs.
[–]NewLife_20171 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey! My cat is very loyal to me.
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And males will try to reach that level. Females will lower the bar instead.
[–]Ultramegasaurus17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women mostly drive each other crazy about unrealistic beauty standards in an eternal arms race to gain access to attractive and high-status men + extra validation from lesser men and other women. If they weren't so hungry for that they'd have no reason to be as obsessed about their appearance as they are. Not being fat and applying a bit of makeup is virtually all it takes for women to be widely considered attractive by the opposite gender. And these two things are doable by literally any woman.
Meanwhile men are judged very harshly by women. They think most of us are ugly. And most of the things we're judged for are outside our control like
height
hair
bone structure
voice
penis size
In addition, we're also under much more pressure to be rich, ambitious, athletic, confident/dominant, witty, funny and good at sex. These things take a lot of effort for most men.
[–]MrStokeMan3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They recognize that it takes mountains of effort to please them, and they've been told since they could listen that they are princesses who deserve no less. THAT is one of the primary issues you'll find between men and women. An attractive woman has been just that her entire life, she has been socialized to expect everyone to fall over themselves trying to make her beyond happy. Any issue, any hypothetical grievance becomes grounds to demand change, to demand that 'her man' adjusts accordingly or she'll move on to the next guy, ready and willing to be sucked dry off his sanity, youth, and recourses.
For every 8/10 women/girl, there will always be some thirsty chump, orbiting in the friend. She will always be about to turn to him and have the idiot leap at the chance to give her attention
[–]TokerNoJoker1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I cant even get off my couch....Its like everything else it requires to much time and resources
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How'd they get that picture of me :)
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably by googling "barbie"
[–]the_unseen_one11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No no no, don't you get anything? Barbie is an unrealistic aesthetic standard that makes girls feel bad about themselves, but shredded, handsome studs like He-Man and superheroes are male power fantasies! It's all about the man feeling strong and tough, and has nothing to do with how they look! /s
Yes, that's an actual argument that I've had fielded multiple times. Of course, it never occurs to them that you could flip the argument and have barbies be the same power fantasy, just a subvert rather than overt one. Remember, nothing can ever be bad for men or make men feel bad, and if it does, it's their own fault so women don't need to be worried about it anyways. Never mind that male standards of attractiveness would require years of perfect weightlifting, diet, and lots of steroids, while women's standards simply require half an hour of exercise every other day and not eating a lot. Yeah, real hard.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
He-man eats clen, and trens hard😳
[–]subgamer906 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
he's all natty
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yea, YouTube natty🤣
[–]All_In_The_Waiting1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What-up YouTuuubbbeeee. RippedPhysique here. Gonna weigh in today-- oh look at that 220 lbs @ 7% body fat. Buy muh training program, discount code Ripped20 in the description
[–]MrBallsackEyes-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s very possible depending on how tall he is. I am 210 and 10%. No roids. I don’t even take creatine.
[–]All_In_The_Waiting0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
210@10 is 189 lbm. 220@7 is 204.6. Assuming you are the same height those are whole different worlds of ripped
[–]XxCool_UsernamexX7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
feminists are mad that their unhealthy nasty fat asses are shamed. uh...it's because you're destroying your fucking body willingly and want to trick all the decent, healthy fit women into spiraling out of control like you. just because you're a literal ham planet doesn't mean you need to make society ok with it or congratulate you on being being a waste of fucking space or drag everyone down to your level of insane thinking.
[–]CIAC503 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Both are high maintenance.
[–]Membrudo2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He-man’s steroids and doctor bill must be very expensive. Lucky him he will easily find an old barren witch to bankroll him.
[–]PalmelaHanderson_II0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's a prince, he's got the casholla.
[–]raxical4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"But Barbie is an unhealthy ideal because she's skinny and weak."
And I suppose Diabetes Barbie would be a more realistic body positive image?
But you know what, I actually agree with that sentiment. Barbie's no-tits, no-ass, twig-like anorexic body is unappealing and her shitty fashion-oriented personality is toxic.
So, with your new toy, are you going to encourage women to become modern-day She-ras that could post on r / hardbodies? Because quite frankly I would support that.
Fuck Barbie.
But somehow, I feel like that's not what you warrior women of the we-don't-need-no-man 4th-wave tumberinas envision a Barbie replacement to be...
Also:
And, don't forget you are the ones fucking buying this shit. They fly off the shelves in droves because that multi-billion dollar company is just giving consumers what they want. Believe me, if men had designed Barbie for themselves she would be totally different. It's always some bodacious babe that kicks ass like Lara Croft not some overy-thin, do-nothing that surrounds herself in pink. Don't fucking lecture men about your Barbie.
Fuck your Barbie.
Barbie is unrealistic because by now the bitch would have collided with the Wall several times. How come there's no Post-Wall Barbie?
[–]Ghosthermit1082 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny how guys are inspired by other strong men.
[–]Coluphid2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's because when young boys see He-Man, they see someone they can aspire to become.
Muscles can be built, intelligence can be fostered and developed. Hard work can create an Upright, strong, capable man.
Not so for women. They see Barbie and they resent beauty they can't manufacture. They see a build they're not willing to work, sweat and sacrifice to achieve for themselves.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hyehyehyehyeh
[–]CheshireDream1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wymyn are so fragile KEK.
More evidence that girls and women are just emotionally weaker than boys.
We make so much fuss about what harms girls and almost none about what harms boys, that you really do have to wonder if males aren't just superior.
[–]Delirious1331 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have been lifting for years and have yet to achieved calve development that he has. It isnt fair I tell you. Such unrealistic expectations....
The standards are bullshit because we all know that no man in existence can build calves as perfect as He-Man’s. Not even Arnold.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He-Man definitely WAS NOT GAY.
[–]clevername111110 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Neither one of the eat tide pods.
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feminists now trying to destroy dolls for little girls. What's next they want to take their candy away?
[–]Futureman9990 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also every comic book movie ever. You must be 220 lb with single digit body fat to be an action hero. Ben Affleck complains about it all the time.
For perspective, Cary Grant and Randolph Scott showing off their awesome-for-the-period physiques. Do you even lift brah?
[–]MrBallsackEyes0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha! Look at those skinny pussies!
[–]heyheyluno0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny thing about barbies design is that it A: was designed to save plastic and be as efficient in selling the clothing accessories (skinny necks so clothes fit) and B: was designed to be empowering
[–]ziggmuff0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not intimidated by big buff fictional characters. They just motivate me to be as buff as them.
[–]xnihilum0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I KNOW this is a vegan gains video and hes a complete douche but the video is quite accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oW7Nt5FO1M any brah who lifts will understand the topics argued
Spez has deleted this user. He must have struck a nerve.
[–]xonoma89-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂
[–]an_eloquent_enemy-2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A more apt comparison due to popularity and time of release, as well as pervasiveness in pop culture, would be GI Joe.
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