When a male Developer is asked to create a variable:

const newUserRecord = {
     firstName: fname,
     lastName: lname,
     optional: {
         isEnabled: true
    }
}

When a female Developer is asked to create a variable:

let theFirstNameOfTheNewAccountToCreateAUserRecordFor = fname;
let theLastNameOfTheNewAccountToCreateAUserRecordFor = lname;

I wish I was joking.