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[–]dravenaus74 points75 points76 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Many of us were like him before.
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[–]MarzMonkey18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The red suppository, unless you taste pills with your anus.
[–]bluescape4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, so you're this guy
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His name is Robert Paulsen...
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Nah, just all the rest of you saps
[–]Mi91iwjw23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. I will NEVER lower myself to that again.
[–]BadassGT-CS18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Been there, done that. Never again, LOL!!
[–]Freefrombitches12318 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's a rite of passage for most
[–]Admins_Suck_Dick15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats an excellent point. It really is. One cannot climb out of a hole until he falls in it.
[–]realChebz13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yup we've all been there ;(
[–]Kornstar0411 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But where are all the good guys. . . . .
Women have shot themselves in the foot.
[–]fickle_fuck8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guilty on a few occasions in my youth as well.
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[–]labiteatibit1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same here, I could never stand them, unless I wanted to fuck them.
[–]NoHeadStark4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. But once was enough and I learned everything that I should never do again. At least for that I'm thankful.
[–]ConstantChinner127 points128 points129 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
The ultimate SIMP. Buy her food, take her out and then drop her off to get cummed in.
[–]Sanhc18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dealing with the exact situation right now, with me being the guy that cums in her, while 2 simps try to win her over with red carpet dates.
[–]HunterDr5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What's SIMP?
[–]Renzolol11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=simp
[–]HunterDr6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah I see
[–]crawdaddy98801 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't be a simp! 😂
[–]educatingsimps4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People I aim to educate
[–]XFinalPhantom82 points83 points84 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This guy needs mgtow badly
[–]Juxtapointer58 points59 points60 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He must find his own path.
[–]house_monkey9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Through suffering comes salvation
[–]ClonedLiger0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Why do we fall (Master Bruce); so we can learn to pick ourselves up"
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So he's not good enough for her, but he's a nice guy? LOL. SMH.
[–]SomeRandomUser11131 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She will realize her mistake once she hits the wall.
[–]BrownMayonnaise15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, her ego won't allow any semblance of responsibility.
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Asian chicks don't hit the wall till 65.
[–]RustCole7662 points63 points64 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
With those words she poisoned him for all other women. She has clearly stated he is not good enough for her.
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That's secretly what she wants. Why would she want her beta orbiter to waste his resources on another sow?
[–]abaxeron10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good! It means Neo wouldn't need to dodge bullets.
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[–]figyg4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's pretty much ensuring her orbiter doesn't drift off into someone else's gravity. Marking her territory She's saying "This pussy is mine"
[–]3josh182 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God damn never looked at it that way...
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I had some female friends in the past who I cheered up. But I would only buy them 2€ ice cream and that was enough lol What he did there was easy 50€ +, unless they've been friends since they're children and been through some shit together I'd say he is a simp.
[–]NoThirst3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...he was hoping to get laid. Silly boy.
[–]bluescape0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I only really do it for friends/family. For me my measure is, is this just "I need to vent about my boyfriend" stuff, or is this actually genuine sadness. If it's genuine sadness, then I typically go so far as I would with a guy friend that's all broken up about something. Maybe I'll pay for some drinks, maybe we'll hang out and talk, whatever. If it's not someone I have a good friendship with, or if it's someone that has these kinds of problems all the time, I just ignore it or find some reason why I can't be around. Not trying to be an ass, but typically if I've noticed a behavioral pattern, I've long since given advice many times over that's been ignored.
[–]Trigger200835 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy going the wrong way.
[–]rationalthought31429 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In movies and TV shows, this guy will win in the end by getting the girl to realize how much he cares. This reinforces the sacrificing simp behavior of blue pills out there that eventually the girl will come around because in this medium the girl is 1) capable of accepting and returning love; 2) able to appreciate that a guy is willing to sacrifice for her to make her happy; and 3) has genuine feelings for the guy.
The reality is that such a girl is a product of fiction generally created by men as their idealized concept of woman. The real girl gladly accepts this guy's efforts from the friendzone she has firmly placed him and has no intention of removing him from UNTIL the Wall comes and if she hasn't snagged a major catch by then she will settle for him professing that she finally truly appreciates him and loves him.
He will "win" just like his fictional counterpart but unlike the happy ending in the story somewhere down the road he'll find that she resents him for being weak in her eyes, will cheat on him, will monkey branch out if she can, and divorce him because she's bored and this after years of inconsistent behavior, emotional abuse, and belittling him. He'll learn that he actually lost by winning and this will either destroy him or liberate him.
[–]MGTOW_Starter0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Male sacrifice is what a man is expected to do in this society. Sacrifice himself to die in war for land and oil or sacrifice his free time and happiness for his wife. These are the two options that society presents men with. Fortunately, we're thinking outside the box.
[–]TheLastHero722 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Her face looks like plastic lol
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[–]TheLastHero710 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fair point! Mr cuck probably paid for the procedure
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I hope she reciprocated for Austin whenever he is feeling down
[–]xUnknownSoldazx[S] 46 points47 points48 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Read 12:13PM
[–]NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oooof
[–]redditloginfail14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaaaa.
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_RC5110 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even going to lie, used to be this guy. Then I grew a fucking spine, and life's been great ever since.
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Oh yes, I have walked a mile in his shoes.
[–]Zachjsrf8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No moment of silence. Fuck the cuck. I was this guy once back when I was broke and alone, now I'm just alone, and im better for it.
[–]Drayelya6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–]baamonster5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That idiot.
[–]Yashugan007 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is given freely has no cost, and is perceived to have no value. When in reality, it's her loss really
[–]rationalthought3149 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and she probably complains "why can't I feel anything for this guy? He's so nice unlike all my asshole boyfriends and fuckbois. Oh, well! Maybe he'll take me to Disneyland after my next break-up! Yay!"
[–]alreadydark4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A dumbass who thinks a good time to go for a girl is right after a harsh breakup deserves it
[–]madethewrongmistake2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Didn’t even get to slam. Otherwise she’d never post this.
A woman ‘advertising’ for you is like secret code to other women that you are unfuckable.
[–]Rdrums312 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She resembles a basketball anyway.
[–]specklemouse2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As an old guy I'm kind of stunned that this passes for normal.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol man if you only knew. These thots are mercenary whores changing loyalty to the payer with the highest cock every other day if not more frequently.
[–]LordNuts2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps will learn the hard way
[–]1v1crown1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus...
[–]manifesto181 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Austin is a pussy
[–]Watchingcluturefade1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amazing how accurate "cuff him" is, no?
Should of took her to KFC to get the full cuck experience.
[–]SilverGryphon1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking idiot. He should have told her "not my problem, date me and this won't happen" If she says no or comes up with a zillion excuses, he should be ghosting her.
I hate that being a nice, considerate person ends with you being taken advantage of by “friends” and women. You literally have to be an asshole to live in this world if you want any kind of social or sexual relationship.
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He deserves the best, eh?
So...did you give him your best?
[–]Cristi_Tanase0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have no retard brothers.
[–]PabloEscoba0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuckboy
[–]Smyrnahiker440 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clearly does not realize there are better women than her, cuz he deserves the best! You go dumb ass!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"where are all the good men" LOL!
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was blind but now I see.
[–]rmjmgtow0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ayy lmao lookin ass. This bitch need to phone home
[–]uglyraed0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just because you get along with someone and they treat you nice, doesn’t mean you have to date them.
[–]Lubomir19940 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Austin's beta-slouched posture says it all.
He's a white guy as well. Asian thing should be a phase not a lifestyle.
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"He deserves the best! Oh, not from me, lol, I meant someone else. Someone more, uh... fitting. Hey, how about that one there! Austin would be much happier with that one than with me!"
[–]figyg0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL what a bitch I mean the guy, of course
[–]ashtrayhed0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wut a Cuck.
[–]Paladin29030 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: He’s an ugly son of a bitch that I would never let even get a whiff of my pussy, much less penetrate it, but thanks for the free food, fag boy.
[–]AllureFX0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/648/220/67b.jpg
[–]wildfireboat0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's got 10 dudes texting her each day. She. Does. Not. Need. You.
[–]Ipride3620 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hats off. Bring in the bagpipes.
[–]deumexmachini0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wowie, so sad that a dude and a chick are friends who don’t fuck. F
[–]Wolfoflulzstreet-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That chick looks alien. Serious. Like not from this planet.
Well, in all honesty,i do this for my male friends and obviously I'm not trying to fuck them. The only difference is that she has a pussy. If it's reciprocated (which is possible) I don't see what's wrong with this. I've had women buy me computers, cell phones, tvs, even cosign a loan....a meal and bowling is nothing in comparison
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