Shit-testing

lolzackwho · 2018-01-08T03:34:15+00:00

id rather be alone than deal with that shit

Sol_Install · 2018-01-08T04:28:33+00:00

Fun fact. No matter how many shit tests you past, no matter how many times you've proven yourself, it never ends. And unlike a job in which you can list on your resume, all the work counts for nothing in the end.

JDA17 · 2018-01-08T03:30:34+00:00

Who would want to be with someone who tests them all the time? This ain't fucking school, we got bills to pay, no fucking time to be playing games.

ManIsWalking · 2018-01-08T03:59:10+00:00

Meanwhile, your girlfriend and her sister are both having their phones blow up from hundreds of men wanting to fuck them. Yea, but you have to earn her trust...

wathon2 · 2018-01-08T04:12:53+00:00

Tonight on thing that happened.

But yeah, women shit test men all the time, even after marriage. They expect you to game them 24/7 for the rest of your life. Who would want to deal with that shit.

LoganjRichardson · 2018-01-08T05:44:10+00:00

I definitely remember seeing this exact sketch in a commercial somewhere

I-am-the-lul · 2018-01-08T06:03:46+00:00

Heard this joke back in the 20th century.

SlavGoingHisOwnWay · 2018-01-08T08:09:51+00:00

If any woman shit-tested me like this even once, she would be kicked out of my life immediately without any questions. Good thing MGTOW sets me free from this burden altogether.

the_unseen_one · 2018-01-08T14:26:21+00:00

The shit women get away with never ceases to amaze me. A man will get reamed for checking his woman's phone when he has reasonable suspicion of infidelity. But a woman and her sister can intentionally try to seduce and entrap you without anyone batting an eye.

Also, fuck shit tests. They're endless, and it only takes ONE failure, no matter how small, for her to bail.

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-01-08T06:43:32+00:00

Haha, great joke.

Summit92 · 2018-01-08T12:39:33+00:00

If your locality is tested it really means that person who is testing you is not secure in their own loyalty towards you - it’s a form of narcissism they are not secure in their own loyalty towards you so they hope that you won’t pass the test therefore they won’t have to feel like shit for not being loyal to you .

jaycee9 · 2018-01-08T06:08:36+00:00

check her phone for dick pics. juice<squeeze

Stahlboden · 2018-01-08T11:28:35+00:00

"You've lost mine".

jamesbwbevis · 2018-01-08T07:19:22+00:00

Why deal with this nonsense

mamny83 · 2018-01-08T03:49:38+00:00

The fuck??? This is somehow cool? Good luck and you'll need it because you have a hand full with the less attractive sister 😂

Secret_Combo · 2018-01-08T07:07:26+00:00

Makes for a funny commercial too https://youtu.be/A5xV6accOYk

MGTOWtoday · 2018-01-08T15:45:30+00:00

“You’ve won my trust!”

“You just lost mine. Bye.”

EvilBananaManRD · 2018-01-08T12:03:26+00:00

What came before, the quote or the ad ?

crshdurmomlstngt · 2018-01-08T06:58:02+00:00

Ha! Awesome.

Baldrbaldr · 2018-01-08T10:35:12+00:00

Moral of the story, never consort with bitches and throw your condoms out your car window. For good.

zandorz · 2018-01-08T10:50:06+00:00

Old but gold

Giraffus · 2018-01-08T12:03:46+00:00

That's why you should go MGTOW.

boisdevie · 2018-01-08T13:20:26+00:00

I have a GF. In the early days I casually explained to her how one ex-GF had tried to shit test me and got dumped for it. I think the message was received and understood. I've also mentioned on more than one occasion that I could be out of her place in less than 5 mins if she pissed me off. Just enough time to get my toothbrush.

2018-01-08T14:44:47+00:00

lol the moral cracked me up.

Unironical_rhetoric · 2018-01-08T15:29:16+00:00

"and you lost mine"

2018-01-08T15:57:25+00:00

i swear this story is an advertisement for trojan

mxwell89 · 2018-01-08T15:58:14+00:00

MGTOW aside; this joke did get a chuckle outta me.

Valarian514 · 2018-01-08T17:45:44+00:00

"you've won my trust"

AND YOU LOST MINE, BITCH.

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-01-08T20:15:39+00:00

Now get a highly paid good looking hedge fund manager to do the same to her. Not only will she cheat. She will say her man was too boring.

Nezborn02 · 2018-01-08T21:42:13+00:00

Damn that's one hell of a shit test

WizestGuy · 2018-01-08T22:08:02+00:00

my girl tests me like that, and by some miracle I pass the test. I immediately start looking for the exit. b1tch.

fuu999 · 2018-01-08T22:22:38+00:00

Does chad also gets shit tested continuously or do his looks earn him a pussy pass ?

I-am-the-lul · 2018-01-08T23:48:28+00:00

The only shit-test worth taking is the stool-sample you give to your pathologist.

Title	Shit-testing
Author	fuckoffwomen
Upvotes	518
Comments	89
Date	January 8, 2018 3:28 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7ovqui/shittesting/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/shit-testing.610703 https://theredarchive.com/post/610703

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