I work in the tech industry and the level of simps is off the charts.

Life is amazing is a female, you get rewarded just for existing. Simps will do your work for you. Simps will gather in a group of five or more just to have lunch with one female. Simps will auto include any female into any coffee break and conversation they are having.

I just got done scolding a team of fresh graduates for taking a FUCKING 2 HOURS LUNCH BREAK. WTF?! Apparently a female that went lunch with them decided to go grocery shopping and they obliged instead of returning to the office because "they didn't want her to be alone".

I have too many stories of simps in tech. From college till now. No words.