Sitting in my office recently when my boss walks in from vacation. He’s very happy. Comes up to me and bubbles, “Did you hear that my son is engaged??” I say yes and congratulate him. He also explains that the wedding is in early June.
Then things get weird.
He gets right up to me, does the avuncular hand-on-the-shoulder thing, and says quietly: “When are you getting married? It’s about time you did it.”
Keep in mind I’m single. I’m also in my mid-20s with a doctorate. So I’m a little surprised he thinks “it’s time.”
I say that it’s not going to happen any time soon. I even joke that I might just stay a bachelor.
He gets a little excited. “No, you don’t want that!! My son’s only 23, so it looks like he’s got you beat already. He’s doing things right.”
A self-satisfied smile.
“But it’s not too late for you — after all, I got engaged at your age.”
I chuckle a little and thank him for telling me, and he goes on his way.
This is the same guy who, when I ask him what his weekend plans are, literally says “Whatever my wife tells me they are.” The only activities his wife allows him to do independently are the occasional bike ride and a bit of reading before bed.
You can’t make this stuff up. Why is it that the people who are most miserable in marriage are the most eager to get everyone else to do it?
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Yeah...it's like they got suckered into it and they want everyone to make the same mistake they did...sort of like a cult mentality, just their way of recruiting new members.
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Do you have the link?
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It's interesting, all my married friends tell me how lucky I am and to never get married, and all my divorced friends say they'll never marry ever again. I'm more willing to trust my friends than your cuck boss.
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You were smart to not tell him this, as that would be a CLM (Career Limiting Move).
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"Well, sir, I'm a big believer in equality. I'm still looking for a woman who is as serious as I am about building a good life for themselves. Know of any ladies with a doctorate, good morals, self discipline, and a solid financial plan?"
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I mean if he works for him it’s fine I think, the dude is happy and such and maybe his son too, I would not bash him for that tbh.
But in regard to stay single, once you enjoy freedom and see the world is just too big and full of mysteries it’s hard to get in dating, would feel like cheating yourself.
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Crabs in a bucket mentality. Miserable people can't stand to see others happy. I was an obese kid (190 5'4" at its worst) and not a day went by that I didn't resent fit people. Now I'm the most in shape I've ever been and I see that same resentment I used to have directed at me.
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