this guy's dating profile

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-09-02T19:32:08+00:00

So this guy is looking for a man to spend the rest of his life with? Cute!

SaltTax · 2018-09-02T20:58:55+00:00

It would be hilarious if every guy changed his profile to this. Even if just for a day.

Peregrin_toque · 2018-09-02T22:01:52+00:00

If you think I need to beg and plead and perform some charade song and dance court jester bullshit just to get in between your legs

When women in bars show interest in me (not often, but it happens), they give me the sweet eye and then stand there, waiting for exactly that.

Once upon a time I would automatically jump into jester mode, because I thought I was 'supposed to'.

Now, I just roll my eyes and go back to what I was doing.

Besides, drunken sex with strangers is gross. And waking up to see what she actually looks (while dealing with a raging hangover) is the worst!

DangZagnut · 2018-09-02T20:22:41+00:00

Maybe just get a dog?

Illustrious_Hour · 2018-09-03T00:43:40+00:00

more red pills than in a pack of cinnamon tic tacs

LittleGanymede · 2018-09-02T20:36:15+00:00

Doesn't matter what he is saying. If he looked like Brad Pitt they'd be hopping on him.

_Panzerkampfwagen · 2018-09-03T01:14:17+00:00

This is the dating profile of that guy dressed in a "Thot exterminator" hazmat on r/teenagers

Vinegar_Dick · 2018-09-03T00:00:32+00:00

I like how it starts off with "I don't give a shit" and then there's a huge wall of text. This guy must turn into Tolstoy when he does give a shit.

pupu_pipi_69 · 2018-09-03T01:21:17+00:00

Might get one match a year. Unless hes a Chad, in which case he could literally have said hes a pedophile child rapist and he'd still get a thousand matches a week. Not kidding, sadly. Look it up. These moralizing feminist bitches act like they're not superficial but in truth they are a trillion times more superficial than men. They just dont want the betas to know.

Edit: u/Futureman999 already said what I said. Oh well, I'm leaving it.

trseeker · 2018-09-03T01:29:19+00:00

^this should be low-end standard amongst men.

wvchilling · 2018-09-03T01:33:36+00:00

Honestly his formatting should have been with bullet points.

TheLastMgtow · 2018-09-03T06:27:44+00:00

Too much text for a guy who actually is trying to show he doesnt give a fuck. In reality no mgtow would even bother to write that.

AidsInMySausage · 2018-09-03T13:26:29+00:00

this almost hurts to read because it’s true

MGTOW_Rider · 2018-09-02T23:15:35+00:00

Literally summed up 90% of the female population and every single point is valid. goes to show why more and more men are becoming MGTOW

HIJKelemenoP · 2018-09-03T02:08:07+00:00

Good stuff.

gigasimpdeluxe · 2018-09-03T05:38:49+00:00

Red pilled or not, this guy seems like a douche.

Magnar96 · 2018-09-03T06:04:44+00:00

My vision has gone all weird after reading these, I'm seeing horizontal black lines everywhere. Also, this guy is a legend.

Bazat91 · 2018-09-03T08:42:36+00:00

Why would you have a dating profile?

Revorob · 2018-09-03T08:57:39+00:00

That reads like something I'd write if I was ever foolish enough to write a dating profile.

Astral-Projector · 2018-09-03T09:02:40+00:00

This guy tinders.

SpaceCowboyBop · 2018-09-03T09:53:01+00:00

Women who want an honest man should at least introduce themselves.

jinxedmusic · 2018-09-03T13:43:44+00:00

In all fairness, most female profiles are like this or have the word "ask".

russianslanger · 2018-09-03T17:41:44+00:00

I'm changing my bio to this lmao. Dead serious btw.

lukesoad · 2018-09-02T19:24:16+00:00

Dude's got issues.

T7773 · 2018-09-02T20:53:28+00:00

Messaged him NO WOMAN EVER

Cringing_Rage · 2018-09-03T01:53:06+00:00

he’s not gonna find anyone.

aidsgoblin · 2018-09-03T04:50:09+00:00

Ironically, I'll bet that guy got more messages than 99% of men on dating sites. Granted, they're all probably hate mail and rage because women love arguing almost as much as they like getting attention, but it's worth noting still.

Stahlboden · 2018-09-03T05:53:40+00:00

Thats a lot of passive agression going on.

AmazingAsianGuy776 · 2018-09-03T08:49:55+00:00

I'm literally fucking curious how many messages he received from that... Theoretically it should be zero but you know girls are illogical.

Ipride362 · 2018-09-03T13:45:03+00:00

“Honey? Did you make a Dating profile so you can find a nice girlfriend?”

“Yeah, mom. I did. 😼”

pikthem · 2018-09-03T06:35:46+00:00

You kinda lost me, I'm more on the side of the people you're criticizing tbh

I wonder if I'm falling out of MGTOW. I just don't understand this content being shared here anymore. It comes off so spiteful and petty.

tipo33 · 2018-09-02T20:41:02+00:00

I don't know that I would call Fetlife a "dating profile" LMAO.

Morb357 · 2018-09-03T02:20:49+00:00

Well done.

Vinegar_Dick · 2018-09-25T11:41:01+00:00

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mr-anders0n · 2018-09-03T00:34:34+00:00

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AlSem04 · 2018-09-02T23:09:45+00:00

What did lil peep do :(

Title	this guy's dating profile
Author	Vinegar_Dick
Upvotes	254
Comments	108
Date	September 2, 2018 7:19 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9ceppd/this_guys_dating_profile/
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