So last night, I go on a date with some chick I met on Tinder. She sent me some text messages, so I knew she was a slut, so I go out on the date just thinking I would fuck her and that would be the end.

She starts telling me that she’s a feminist. But that part didn’t really bother me. She also told me she used to own a dive bar. And that partner and bother me. And then she started name dropping some celebrities that she knows… And I started to realize this bitch was never shutting up. I was just sitting there like a moron. I’m calling myself a moron because I can’t believe I sat and let this bitch ramble on so long. But I guess the beer was cold so I kept it up.

At one point though she starts telling me that she makes 70% of her colleagues. Now it’s important to know in the beginning of the conversation she told me that she’s in software sales. I thought that was a commission job? So then she says, I don’t get paid commission I’m the director of sales for the region, and I get a salary.

Oh OK cool so then why do you say you get paid 70% of your male counterparts?

She says because the man that I manage, and I manage about 25 man, they all make more money than I do. Even the lowest paid one gets the same salary that I get.

So I said, yes, but you said that you are a director and they are sales people. I don’t care what the sales people make. What do other directors make?

Well she’s totally flustered and flummoxed by the question. She starts to get upset. She starts explaining to me (fesplaining?) that I didn’t get it. She was in charge of all these men you see, so she deserved more money as supervisor.

I explained to her that the lowest paid person and the titty bar is usually the manager. Or in a good Hooters restaurant the best waitress makes more money than the manager. She did not get the analogy, and started to get upset.

I said don’t get upset, I don’t think you’re understanding me. I just want to know one thing, do other directors that do the same job as you earn more money than you?

At that point, I shit you not, she started crying, got out of her seat and ran out.

Hands-down, the best Tinder date I’ve ever been on.