Familiarity and security are the antidote to wet panties. I dont care how much you have improved and unplugged.

If you have children and are home most nights then you will be taken for granted and sometimes sex becomes her obligation more than desire.

Passive dread will get you sex on demand but its not always the sex you want. Many times (or at least sometimes) for busy couples, its a bend over and use the pussy for friction and hurry the fuck up so she can watch Real World of Stupid Cunts Being Mean to Eachother

After a recent string of these boring sex sessions, I knew what the problem was and what to do. Id been agreeable and enjoying the holidays and helping with tasks above and beyond to keep my family ship on course.

The real-life reward for this behavior is starfish. Sad, but true. If you dont like it, go cry to Dear Abby that you dont understand women!

Solution:

Start a fight. Call her names. When she asks to talk about it, say..

Nah..Im done and dont give a shit anymore.

Cue hamster explosion and set the stopwatch to about 35 mins to really really good sex.

If her eyes are wet, so is her pussy