Penises are bad.

overcontrol · 2011-11-13T00:51:16+00:00

Not having a penis doesn't necessarily mean having a vagina though. It's more of a problem of parents not wanting to explain penises and vaginas, which isn't really that difficult of a conversation if you can keep simple.

As a side note, cows have horns but farmers usually get red of them. Technically if the male cattle doesn't have a penis, it is not a bull but instead an ox.

Offensive_Brute · 2011-11-13T00:53:44+00:00

never noticed it, and honestly it never bothered me, because while the toys didnt have penises, they didn't have vaginas either, and if they were females, the breasts didn't have nipples. I just assumed it was objectionable to put any genitalia on a children's toy. never thought twice about it. Thinking about it now, it still strikes me the same way.

aetheralloy · 2011-11-13T00:52:50+00:00

I grew up in a society that taught me my penis was an evil weapon that could only do harm. Women would suffer it if they really had to, but find no pleasure in penises, because penises are only about violence and hurting women. By touching it, I was sinning. By thinking about it, I was objectifying women. By having sex with it, I was complicit in the patriarchy's systematic rape of women by abuse of power. If I didn't use it, I wasn't manning up and giving women the babies and provider support they were entitled to. Therefore I was an immature manboychild who was a failure in society's eyes. If I did use it and had a child, but couldn't support her fully, then I was also an immature manboychild who screwed up her life. The only way to win evidently is to make enough money to support the harm my penis does to women.

Also, evidently... men giving head to women is a beautiful expression of intimacy but women giving head to men is gross and denigrates them because it means they support men oppressing women.

Finally no matter what a man accomplishes, women will claim they are compensating for having a small cock. Then they'll say size doesn't matter, and we then all have to pretend to believe them.

On the other hand, I get to pee standing up. So I suppose there is that.

chocoboat · 2011-11-13T16:31:57+00:00

As a child I was oblivious to anything like that. I knew that privates are something that people didn't talk about and they're not included on dolls and toys. I was aware that both the male and female dolls were missing theirs, so it's not like only the guys were getting treated differently.

I gave it little thought - toys are for playing, not for gender-analyzing.

urfouy · 2011-11-14T17:31:14+00:00

I was a kid who really enjoyed playing with plastic animals, and had a huge collection. I'm not sure what this one dad is on about, but I can tell you that sexual dimorphism was commonplace in my figurines. Plenty of them had nipples, and plenty of them had penises. The better the quality, the more likely it was that it would be anatomically correct, including secondary sexual characteristics. My parents explained that penis = boy and still didn't give me the talk until I was in high school.

14mit1010 · 2011-11-13T04:42:24+00:00

Well, barbies dont have vaginas either

2011-11-13T00:58:35+00:00

Penis's are bad I'll grant you that. No one has a penis for a best friend, oh, sorry mens reddit.

But vagina's are far worse and, if you go down on a girl and she has vag warts you can get tongue cancer.

So goes the sexual war....down to making fun of penises.....very Saturday night.

Title	Penises are bad.
Author	VandrandeDildo
Upvotes	4
Comments	30
Date	November 13, 2011 12:23 AM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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