I have a date tonight

geyges · 2019-10-15T17:56:59+00:00

"What's your n-count?"

yasee · 2019-10-15T18:01:04+00:00

be really nice and respectful

slightly_off_today · 2019-10-15T17:57:59+00:00

Do the ole Alabama. Ask if they have been sexual with any family member. If not, dump em. State “If they ain’t good enough for family, they ain’t good enough for you.”

Edit: forgot to add state.

Texastentialism · 2019-10-15T18:19:17+00:00

Be yourself

concacanca · 2019-10-15T18:00:03+00:00

Immediately get down and smell her butt

petrichordium · 2019-10-15T17:59:38+00:00

Bring geyges and tell her you’re a dating coach and he’s a client there to watch you seduce her.

Then just spend the entire date on your phone and let him do the talking

Orange_Paisley · 2019-10-15T18:00:11+00:00

"Are those real?" followed by a boob honk.

Dash_of_islam · 2019-10-15T19:05:37+00:00

Tell her you want a new mommy and think she is perfect

Dash_of_islam · 2019-10-15T19:07:13+00:00

Bring your own food in a Tupperware containers to McDonald's and tell her the food here is too expensive

WestsideMoonWalker · 2019-10-15T18:15:09+00:00

Tell her you want to snort cocaine off her dick.

thetrueelohell · 2019-10-15T18:17:08+00:00

Are you a single mother ?

 No......

Do you want to be ?

corey_trevorson · 2019-10-15T19:20:27+00:00

Just tell her you have formulated your own opinions. She'll probably leave right then and there

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darudeboysandstorm · 2019-10-15T18:14:09+00:00

Ask if they are ok with straight to anal.

buzzchadington · 2019-10-15T19:02:47+00:00

Pull a Ted Mosby on her

[deleted] · 2019-10-15T20:29:21+00:00

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

azngirl7689 · 2019-10-15T22:13:08+00:00

Push for anal before you order dessert

[deleted] · 2019-10-16T00:29:40+00:00

Dress up as a literal clown.

Title	I have a date tonight
Author	Here4thebeer3232
Upvotes	6
Comments	32
Date	October 15, 2019 5:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/dibmty/i_have_a_date_tonight/
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