Lets play a game....

Texastentialism · 2019-12-31T18:42:20+00:00

OK,

This is the paragraph where I explain your own comment back to you. I clearly didn't actually read your comment, and if I had I would know that this paragraph is unnecessary, but what matters is that you see my many many words on your screen. Like I said, I'm explaining what you already explained in your comment. An explanation is when someone takes a concept and rephrases it in the hopes of garnering understanding from the reader.

This is the paragraph where I say the exact same thing I said in the first paragraph with slightly different wording. I do this, once again, so I can explain your own original comment to you. What I mean by "explain" is that I am trying to describe a certain concept in my own words so that you, the reader, can understand it.

This is the paragraph where I finally make something resembling a point. Of course that will only happen after I meander around for four or five sentences, explaining various other concepts that are only tangentially related to either of our points, at best. Do you remember what "explain" means or would you like me to tell you again?

This is the paragraph where I say the exact same thing I said in the previous paragraph, again only altering the phrasing slightly. I might toss in a boring anecdote about by wife and kids for good measure. Did I mention I have a wife and kids?

Oh, I didn't? Well I'd better spend another paragraph going into detail about that. I should probably introduce a few more tangentially related points while I'm at it. You've stopped reading at this point anyway.

This comment doesn't seem quite long enough so I'll go ahead and use another paragraph to reexplain my reexplanation from before. I'll also introduce yet another tangentially related point, thereby muddying the waters so thoroughly that my interlocutor will decide it isn't even worth it to respond, at which point I will quietly congratulate myself for having won yet another debate here on PPD.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for meeting my friends down at the pub. (A pub is what we call a bar over here in jolly old England. Not sure if you knew that.)

goatismycopilot · 2019-12-31T18:27:14+00:00

Oh silly rabbit did you think you were alpha while I am making babies with my wife who let's me torture her while I write this blood poetry? Did you say I was drunk? Oh don't worry silly I will make babies while dancing in your skin and watch the world spin. Come have fun with me!! Get out of that anger phase and laugh and play and give your woman many babies! Did I mention my finger is on the button and I almost died?

praisethesun799 · 2019-12-31T19:47:13+00:00

Some of us like bigger women ! We exist .

Have I mentioned that I like the fatties ?

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2019-12-31T18:27:26+00:00

Allow me to brush your hair for six hours. Then I will cook tarragon chicken and we will freak nasty all night long.

Twiteena · 2019-12-31T19:00:58+00:00

Haha, you guys just do not appreciate a curvy woman with curves! And huge salary! She better bring home the six figures or else she is out. I can have all the sexy times morning and night, which is also what I require or she is out on her ass. In my world everyone is well compensated for being super smart and if you aren't, GTFO. No idea why I am here.

goatismycopilot · 2019-12-31T18:39:20+00:00

MY.name. IS Jim. I have. SlUTTY. Friens. Am. ENGineer. EUro GUy.

Dora_Bowl · 2019-12-31T19:10:41+00:00

I will try this, but I will probably do a poor job:

Jawsus, who is Jawsus, I have never heard of that before

TheJim66 · 2019-12-31T19:50:32+00:00

I had this problem too but I fixed that by getting under the barbell and learning how to dance dancilly on the dancefloor.Having that v-taper helped too

Texastentialism · 2019-12-31T18:44:30+00:00

The Anglo-Scottish hegemony over the US has resulted in an unacceptable marginalization of those of us of Danish extraction.

TheJim66 · 2019-12-31T18:51:51+00:00

Shut up or my husband will beat you up.

If any man on this sub could get laid they would stop with their victim mentality.

beetlejuicer__ · 2019-12-31T18:21:15+00:00

lmao didnt this get deleted at the community chat

jax006 · 2019-12-31T18:23:15+00:00

"fascinating"

2019-12-31T19:18:10+00:00

but men do this...

goatismycopilot · 2019-12-31T18:21:43+00:00

Yah I do not want to imitate a Dahlmer move so you are safe Camo. Okay you are creepy but not sure it would be boys you would kill so I might be off.

beetlejuicer__ · 2019-12-31T18:32:58+00:00

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the-lone-squid · 2019-12-31T20:16:13+00:00

Thought this was r/gamersriseup for a second

Orange_Paisley · 2019-12-31T18:40:15+00:00

Hi, Putin. How's Trump?

AutoModerator · 2019-12-31T18:16:50+00:00