All I've ever done on this subreddit is try to spread an interesting and diverse array of topics. Some users have even said that I have encyclopedic knowledge (exhibits A and B).

All I've ever done is be a nice guy to you PPD users. I just can't see why you don't appreciate me for who I am. Sometimes I feel like I am running a race and always finishing last because of what a nice guy I am.

All I've ever done is to try and give you the cake you're looking for. It's been said that I don't have the "cake" you PPD users are looking for. But truthfully, I am the cake, you lot just want to have your cake and eat it.

All I've ever done is to be a valuable, informative poster and contribute to the meta-discourse here at PPD like the nice guy I am. But all I've ever got is posts dedicated to mocking me (exhibits A, B and C).

All I've ever done is be a nice guy. All I'm saying is give nice guys a chance, that's all.

This is why you only ever get jerks and assholes posting here, PPD.